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So re-education at the Sean Hannity School of Ass Kiss Journalism. Cause pointing out a lie is not proper decorum.
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so we are giving presidential medals of freedom out to babe ruth and elvis presley.  is that common?

a brief look at the googles indicates that obama gave yogi berra a posthumous medal of freedom.

but that seems weird to me.

16 minutes ago, retread said:

 

You know, like calling reporters stupid.  

2 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

You know, like calling reporters stupid.  

No, the rules don't apply to him of course.  Just like everything else in this laughable quasi-dictatorship we are living in.

17 minutes ago, retread said:

 

Liberals must follow the rules so Republicans can break them at will. These are the straight faced GOP requests of "bipartisanship". 

 

 

 

 

 

Rs continue to shit on the constitution on a daily basis.

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

It’s just a joke, retard.

Are jokes still supposed to be funny? Or was that an alternate joke? 

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Decorum.

Christ.  WTF, Donald?

3 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

Are jokes still supposed to be funny? Or was that an alternate joke? 

Fake jokes!

Meh.

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52 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Same reason a lot of us here at Surly surround ourselves with guys who have dicks smaller than 7-inches - you want to surround yourself with people who are your inferiors, and what's one of the biggest things Trump is vain about?  Hair.

Humble brag alert. 🔦

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Somebody should take DOTUS into an empty hangar with a ladder leading up to nothing. Tell him to walk around and touch the plane. Watch as he wanders around lost for a few moments, trying to touch air. Then comes back and says how awesome the plane feels.

This is funny because it would actually work out exactly as you describe.

20 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

"Go away, 'batin'!"

Last week:  "You look at someone like April Ryan, talk about a complete loser, she has no idea what is going on.  She doesn't know what the Hell she's doing.  She's very nasty and shouldn't be."

This week:  "We need decorum and respect."

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Same reason a lot of us here at Surly surround ourselves with guys who have dicks smaller than 7-inches - you want to surround yourself with people who are your inferiors, and what's one of the biggest things Trump is vain about?  Hair.

I've seen you make several comments out of nowhere pertaining to dick size on multiple threads and how yours is so big. You realize what you're screaming by doing that is you're insecure about your small dick, right? Might want to address that issue, it's a really weird habit you have. 

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1 minute ago, Junior Miller said:

I've seen you make several comments out of nowhere pertaining to dick size on multiple threads and how yours is so big. You realize what you're screaming by doing that is you're insecure about your small dick, right? Might want to address that issue, it's a really weird habit you have. 

it's a bit that's been cracking me up for some time now

Idiot trump complaining about lack of decorum is among the most hypocritical things one of the world's biggest hypocrites has ever done. It boggles the mind that hypocricy can know no bounds. 

6 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

I've seen you make several comments out of nowhere pertaining to dick size on multiple threads and how yours is so big. You realize what you're screaming by doing that is you're insecure about your small dick, right? Might want to address that issue, it's a really weird habit you have. 

Didn't that one guy post a pic of his diploma to prove it was real?  Time to step up, Atomheart...

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5 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

I've seen you make several comments out of nowhere pertaining to dick size on multiple threads and how yours is so big. You realize what you're screaming by doing that is you're insecure about your small dick, right? Might want to address that issue, it's a really weird habit you have. 

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7 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

Didn't that one guy post a pic of his diploma to prove it was real?  Time to step up, Atomheart...

That “guy” majored in Government, and you will show him respect, goddammit!

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This triggers me.  He's such a stupid POS.

2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

No it’s not.  Jokes are funny.  Your post is not funny.  There is no joke there.  It’s just typical humorless drivel.  

I swear to God.  I can deal with the racism, the assault on the Bill of Rights, the corruption, and the utter inanity of this administration and its bootlicks.  But I cannot tolerate the complete absence of a functioning sense of humor among you witless dipshits. Y’all are the Dane Cook of right-wing extremism.

Post of the year nominee anyone? 

2 hours ago, GRHorn said:

 

Dumbest “joke” of the year? 

2 hours ago, GRHorn said:

It’s just a joke, retard.

Tell it again. 

3 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Dumbest “joke” of the year? 

you obviously haven't been in the political cartoons or the meme threads

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congrats to the love child of Penny Marshall and Roseanne Barr.

17 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He’s just so fucking stupid.

I honestly think he does not realize there are two independent Senators, and that they side with the Dems.

47 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

He really can't help himself.  Just stop.  For one day.  Nope.  Can't do it.

20 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

congrats to the love child of Penny Marshall and Roseanne Barr.

Seriously. I knew she was getting a stupid medal and still thought it was Penny Marshall. 

Oh good, the HJC is going to subpoena James Comey & Loretta Lynch.  This should be productive.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Oh good, the HJC is going to subpoena James Comey & Loretta Lynch.  This should be productive.

Gotta use their remaining time before the holiday break in December.  

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Oh good, the HJC is going to subpoena James Comey & Loretta Lynch.  This should be productive.

A couple of days of screaming "But the emails" after years of screaming "Bengazi". Old habits die hard.

I thought having two icons of Japanese culture, Goku and a Nintendo 64, in a clearly nationalistic graphic was ironically funny. Not sure that was the intent, however.

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White House staffers are reporting that President Trump wants to create a new presidential medal named after Justice Antonin Scalia called the "Presidential Medal of Justice Scalia For Those Who Do A Lot of Fucking" to annually hand out to those who do a lot of fucking.

 

The title of the award seems a little clumsy but I get wanting to recognize these people publicly.

What a fucking idiot

 

 

And people don't know that Eric Trump is a catcher.  

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10 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

What a fucking idiot

 

 

C'mon. No he didn't. 

 

No.

1 minute ago, Jograves said:

C'mon. No he didn't. 

 

No.

 

Trump introduced George Herman “Babe” Ruth Jr., who was awarded the Medal of Freedom 70 years after his death in August 1948, as one of the most celebrated sports heroes in world history.

And did you know The Great Bambino is more than just a home run slugger?

“At the age of 19 he was signed by the Boston Red Sox as a pitcher and soon became one of the best pitchers in baseball,” Trump said. “People don’t know that. People don’t know that Babe Ruth was one of the best pitchers. He still has records today.”

 

 

https://sports.yahoo.com/trump-awards-medal-freedom-babe-ruth-roger-staubach-alan-page-210032857.html

Fuck. 

Just take me now, Xenu. End this. 

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