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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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Yeah, lets not reach out and help people who helped Americans...  stupid fucking cunt.  I picked a wrong time to get kicked off IG. 

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Wonder how many Iowans thought she was the bearded lady walking their fair? 

5 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

LOOOTHAR

OF THE HILL PEOPLE...

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They already aren’t buying Patagonia

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They already aren’t buying Patagonia

The Republicans with money do.

The Cletuses, not so much.

But won't stop them from boycotting anyway. 

Oh no! They lost the Jackson Hole account!?!? With its bustling population of *checks notes* 11k people!?!? How will Patagonia ever recover???

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They already aren’t buying Patagonia

Actually, every Trump supporting douchebag in finance/energy who I know has 3 patagonias.  One vest with their company logo, one long sleeve proper jacket, and one from Daddy.  

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Oh no! They lost the Jackson Hole account!?!? With its bustling population of *checks notes* 11k people!?!? How will Patagonia ever recover???

Well it’s not the locals the resort is sellIng their shit to. 

OMG that troglodyte was here too???

No wonder my vibe was so off yesterday.

Old man shouts under strained breath *cough* "Trump won!"

Racking up those frequent Greyhound miles.   

Her strategy is actually spot-on.  They probably are about to receive favorable polling on this tomorrow morning.  

But can you pro-Trumpers just admit, that yes---even though it was probably very effective---there's just something a wee bit sad about a sitting member of the United States House of Representatives riding around a cow pasture in a golf cart holding up a half-assed sign about the opposition as the warm-up act to the ramblings of a former elected official?  

Seriously, I get it---you think Biden is not the President.  But c'mon...this is the most effective delivery medium?  Crazed broad in pasture golf cart?

10 minutes ago, Lobo said:

But c'mon...this is the most effective delivery medium?  Crazed broad in pasture golf cart?

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5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Cracker Barrel must have been empty.

8 hours ago, bolverk said:

Old man shouts under strained breath *cough* "Trump won!"

That's the part that got me.  "Patriot" t-shirt, covid-cough, <wheeze>, weak-assed "Trump won" exclamation.

Jesus, dude.  You're the poster "child" for covid.

33 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's the part that got me.  "Patriot" t-shirt, covid-cough, <wheeze>, weak-assed "Trump won" exclamation.

Jesus, dude.  You're the poster "child" for covid.

He's sick of winning.

22 hours ago, Underdog said:

Racking up those frequent Greyhound miles.   

In all seriousness, does she spend any time actually in Georgia?  She has been in California, Wyoming and now Alabama in the past 3-4 weeks.   Does she work for the people of Georgia or other places?

10 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Trump called ole Marge three names one of his favorite people.  I shudder to think of her reaction to that.

 

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I believe the word you are looking for here is "moist."

10 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Trump called ole Marge three names one of his favorite people.  I shudder to think of her reaction to that.

 

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"ole' Marjorie Green Toes?   She's fantastic!  Lot of people saying she would make a great running mate.  Lot of people..." 

20 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

 Does she work for the people of Georgia?

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3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

In all seriousness, does she spend any time actually in Georgia?  She has been in California, Wyoming and now Alabama in the past 3-4 weeks.   Does she work for the people of Georgia or other places?

Wasn’t she kicked out of all her committees?  I don’t think she actually has anything to do in Washington.  

52 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Wasn’t she kicked out of all her committees?  I don’t think she actually has anything to do in Washington.  

I saw this coming. Getting booted from committees was the best thIng that could happen to her. She’s not interested in legislating, she’s interested in rabble rousing across the country. And she has one more grievance to trot out. 

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She looks like Barney Rubble a few weeks into hormone therapy.

If I were Barney, I'd get the operation and totally scissor Betty.  

Wait, what were we talking about?  

13 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

She looks like Barney Rubble a few weeks into hormone therapy.

or if Barney was transgender and became Marnie Rubble.

1 hour ago, Hmbre97 said:

She looks like Barney Rubble a few weeks into hormone therapy.

Sean Hannity takes offense to this. 

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Sean Hannity takes offense to this. 

Barney Rubble and Sean Hannity both have about the same working knowledge of epidemiology and vaccination science.  Not because Barney is a cartoon, but because he's a product of his era.

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

or if Barney was transgender and became Marnie Rubble.

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(posting this with all apologies to troph)

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In all seriousness, does she spend any time actually in Georgia?  She has been in California, Wyoming and now Alabama in the past 3-4 weeks.   Does she work for the people of Georgia or other places?

Shh… maybe she’ll forget her way home.
What an actor. 

I literally used that exact line as I was chatting with my wife tonight.

She didn’t get the reference.

Sigh.
15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I literally used that exact line as I was chatting with my wife tonight.

She didn’t get the reference.

Sigh.

Such a great movie.

You could give her a hint and tell her that one of his other famous lines was, “I’m Batman.” Or, “220, 221, whatever it takes.”

"220, 221, whatever it takes" is one of my go-to lines.   

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2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Only two words come to mind when seeing an ad like that: bewildering inanities

2 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

Only two words come to mind when seeing an ad like that: bewildering inanities

Bonfire of the Inanities.

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Do they sell hair conditioner in Georgia?  Good grief.

3 minutes ago, tigol said:

Do they sell hair conditioner in Georgia?  Good grief.

Her neurologist has probably advised against it given the massive burden the sheer weight of conditioner imposes on a head that light.

7 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

Her neurologist has probably advised against it given the massive burden the sheer weight of conditioner imposes on a head that light.

would look like a newborn trying to keep its head up

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

would look like a newborn trying to keep its head up

^ Except dumber

She reminds me of my crazy ex wife, who also loves to virtue signal/fellate "patriots".

Ex sent me this along with some threats during our divorce.

She keeps threatening to run for Congress too.

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Marjorie Eight Toes is so ugly that if you took her to the sea, they would ask what bait you used to catch her with.

 

(I wish Rodney Dangerfield was alive to make fun of her).

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