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21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Ok, I'm the devil, and here's the deal I'm offering:

You, Loomer, and MTG in a no-holds-barred, all-day threesome.  Anything and everything WILL happen.  Shit that would make a sailor blush will happen.  You're gonna need to drink a lotta Gatorade, maybe even get an IV at some point.

 

BUT, in exchange, this regime ends.  Immediately.

Would you do it, for your country?

We're gonna need to build NowThis a statue.

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50 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Ok, I'm the devil, and here's the deal I'm offering:

You, Loomer, and MTG in a no-holds-barred, all-day threesome.  Anything and everything WILL happen.  Shit that would make a sailor blush will happen.  You're gonna need to drink a lotta Gatorade, maybe even get an IV at some point.

 

BUT, in exchange, this regime ends.  Immediately.

Would you do it, for your country?

I'd take a bullet to immediately end this regime.

So... wait, let me think about this one a bit more. I'll, uh - I'll get back to you....

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ok, I'm the devil, and here's the deal I'm offering:

You, Loomer, and MTG in a no-holds-barred, all-day threesome.  Anything and everything WILL happen.  Shit that would make a sailor blush will happen.  You're gonna need to drink a lotta Gatorade, maybe even get an IV at some point.

 

BUT, in exchange, this regime ends.  Immediately.

Would you do it, for your country?

If you did a blind poll, there's a good number here who would do this for a bottle of Pappy and a pizza.

 

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7 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

If you did a blind poll, there's a good number here who would do this for a bottle of Pappy and a pizza.

 

What kind of pizza are we talking about?  There are some standards to maintain. 

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ok, I'm the devil, and here's the deal I'm offering:

You, Loomer, and MTG in a no-holds-barred, all-day threesome.  Anything and everything WILL happen.  Shit that would make a sailor blush will happen.  You're gonna need to drink a lotta Gatorade, maybe even get an IV at some point.

 

BUT, in exchange, this regime ends.  Immediately.

Would you do it, for your country?

yes. and i'm not even gay. 

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ok, I'm the devil, and here's the deal I'm offering:

You, Loomer, and MTG in a no-holds-barred, all-day threesome.  Anything and everything WILL happen.  Shit that would make a sailor blush will happen.  You're gonna need to drink a lotta Gatorade, maybe even get an IV at some point.

BUT, in exchange, this regime ends.  Immediately.

Would you do it, for your country?

So - if they hate each other for real, that means they could each select the type of strap on to use on the other?

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I would not fuck that blonde bitch with your limp dick.   gross.  I would buy her a pedicure, I guess.  thank you for your service MTG?

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8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Since @mchookem is stepping up to the plate, no.

Sorry, jimmy.  She had to back out.  Something about "saving herself for Mike Johnson and his son."

So, what say you?  Your country is calling upon you.

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Just now, Brisketexan said:

Sorry, jimmy.  She had to back out.  Something about "saving herself for Mike Johnson and his son."

So, what say you?  Your country is calling upon you.

Sonofabitch.

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13 minutes ago, kibbles said:

I would not fuck that blonde bitch with your limp dick.   gross.  I would buy her a pedicure, I guess.  thank you for your service MTG?

And you should get a discount.  Because there's fewer toes and all. 

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Ok, I'm the devil, and here's the deal I'm offering:
You, Loomer, and MTG in a no-holds-barred, all-day threesome.  Anything and everything WILL happen.  Shit that would make a sailor blush will happen.  You're gonna need to drink a lotta Gatorade, maybe even get an IV at some point.
 
BUT, in exchange, this regime ends.  Immediately.
Would you do it, for your country?

I would do it for a win in Columbus, much less the future of the country.
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Posted
20 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

And you should get a discount.  Because there's fewer toes and all. 

how much for you to put her toes in your mouth before she showers?   I got 5 on it.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

If you did a blind poll, there's a good number here who would do this for a bottle of Pappy and a pizza.

 

There's plenty that would probably do it for a pizza and a sixer of Natty Light.



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