2021 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13461]

Nice knowing ya

[Guadaloopy 10756]

Yeah, Bielak is throwing well, but the A’s pretty much gave up two innings ago.  

[elfenix 34000]

Position player pitching !

[Guadaloopy 10756]

Just now, Scraps said:

Nice knowing ya

I’ll wear it. I survived WS Game 2 at Dodger Stadium. 

[Scraps 13461]

I want to see Yordan fuck this dude up

[henrygandorf 28609]

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Last game I saw live was the penultimate regular season game in Anaheim in 2019 when Verlander got 300/3000.  

same. 

[Guadaloopy 10756]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

Position player pitching !

Not just a position player, but a rule 5 rookie.  Welcome to the bigs, kid. 

[clapclapclap 8998]

Dwarf Tossing Night

[Scraps 13461]

Lmao

[maninblack 7974]

4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Position player pitching !

 

[WBT 20131]

Robel says f your shift

[Scraps 13461]

Yordan i love the hustle but now is not the time

[elfenix 34000]

[HtownHorn 14285]

Damn the Garcia kid has a hose.

Damn impressive outing from Bielak.

[WBT 20131]

[Jshep34 2294]

Hahahaha wait, wait, hahahahaha suck it oakland, suck it haters!!!!

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[Scraps 13461]

Thanks for the 4 wins Oakland you pieces of shit

[WBT 20131]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yordan i love the hustle but now is not the time

Should have challenged that shit

[runthebone 7874]

Score 9 again.  Win again.  Sweeeeeeeeeep!

[Mez2 4010]

On a Sunday night I might bang me some Maze 

#HTownPride 

[CycleTex87 2944]

Ok I’ll claim ignorance here but why does Bielak get the win not Urquidy?

[Guadaloopy 10756]

[elfenix 34000]

Just now, CycleTex87 said:

Ok I’ll claim ignorance here but why does Bielak get the win not Urquidy?

urquidy would have had to go at least 5 as the starter

[Rustic Horn 885]

Fuck the A's.

[WBT 20131]

Just now, CycleTex87 said:

Ok I’ll claim ignorance here but why does Bielak get the win not Urquidy?

The rule is a starting pitcher has to go at least 5 innings to be eligible for a win.

[perfectchaos007 6527]

Our offense is incapable of scoring 10 runs. fire everyone

[elfenix 34000]

1 minute ago, Rustic Horn said:

Fuck the A's.

4, x, x, 3, 1, 2

[TonyTexas 10377]

Bielak with 4.2 perfect innings.

Super sweep!!

[WBT 20131]

Meanwhile in San Diego, Devo is on for the save for the DBacks.

[Gourmand 7761]

30 minutes ago, WBT said:

Someone post the hot takes about how the Astros wouldn't be able to handle finally playing in front of hostile fans this year.

this.

OH NO FANS ARE REALLY GONNA LET THE ASTROS HEAR IT HOW WILL THEY EVER OVERCOME?!?!?

such a stupid fucking lukewarm take from the r/baseball types.

[elfenix 34000]

[wood 10786]

2 hours ago, slorch said:

so many of the outfield wall pads are ripped or torn.  WTF?  A's organization barely getting by financially?

Coliseum looks like a fucking AA park. 

 

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

2 hours ago, slorch said:

so many of the outfield wall pads are ripped or torn.  WTF?  A's organization barely getting by financially?
Coliseum looks like a fucking AA park. 

Welcome to 1995

LOL. Yep. Dell Diamond would be a massive upgrade for those fuckers. But I digress. Fuck the A's.

[UTexasFight 9288]

there’s no way these guys can win 162...unless they do?

[UTexasFight 9288]

Lolololololol

 

 

[DallasGatr 216]

Meanwhile in San Diego, Devo is on for the save for the DBacks.

And looked pretty good getting the save (minus Tatis taking him deep.) Good for Devo, always liked his act.

[Guest]

That's a month's worth of run differential for the good guys.

 

Go Astros!!!

[Gourmand 7761]

 

[Gourmand 7761]

That Chapman "we're the champs" quote is getting a lot of play right now

[The Earl of Texas 3031]

All those As fans paid for tix and showed up to watch us score one run per inning for an extended weekend 😂

[Gourmand 7761]

TALK YOUR SHIT CHAS lol

[Gourmand 7761]

[henrygandorf 28609]

me - "i like our starters, but we have no depth at all and our minor league system is a wasteland."

also me (whenever anyone comes off our bench) -

[Macklemore 2825]

Adam Clanton you magnificent bastard:

 

[Mez2 4010]

[Rimbo 25212]

[TexArcher 36902]

15 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Adam Clanton you magnificent bastard:

 

Holy shit, that is awesome.

[runthebone 7874]

1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

Adam Clanton you magnificent bastard:

 

He is fucking up Bob's white couch.

Edited April 5, 2021 by runthebone

[tx 3 putt 74760]

Get that run differential title !!!

[tx 3 putt 74760]

First espn ranking will have the Dodgers #1, Yankees #2 and Red Sox / Astros tied for #3 

[henrygandorf 28609]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

First espn ranking will have the Dodgers #1, Yankees #2 and Red Sox / Astros tied for #3 

padres and dodgers will be tied for 1st. yankees 2nd. astros 9th but with a green arrow or some shit.