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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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Maybe HEB came through and got him some NIL to promote their Papa Murphy's pizzas.

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Oh dear. Also who the fuck wipes through their legs. Deranged shit.

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Oh dear. Also who the fuck wipes through their legs. Deranged shit.

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Did these guys not pay attention to the draft a week ago? Richardson and Levis (even in the 2nd) went early based on potential alone. Both had pretty shitty seasons statistically and still went that high. Potential > Production in the NFL Draft.

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh dear. Also who the fuck wipes through their legs. Deranged shit.

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That's just quality off-season content right there

9 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

That's just quality off-season content right there

Wholly shit....

34 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh dear. Also who the fuck wipes through their legs. Deranged shit.

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I don't even understand the mechanics of through the legs back to front. 

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7 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I don't even understand the mechanics of through the legs back to front. 

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I have a highly paid nurse on retainer to wipe my ass 24/7. One of the best in the biz

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6 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

I have a highly paid nurse on retainer to wipe my ass 24/7. One of the best in the biz

Is his name Taylor?

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

I don't even understand the mechanics of through the legs back to front. 

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 FWIW, 6 is actually the healthiest for the GI tract. Get yourself a squatty potty and recreate the same angle and effect.

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I don't even understand the mechanics of through the legs back to front. 

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If i tried 8 i'd slip and fall and break my back in two places

 

Now i want to try it 

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2 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

 FWIW, 6 is actually the healthiest for the GI tract. Get yourself a squatty potty and recreate the same angle and effect.

Number 0 is Kyler Murray.

Just because you sent a recruit a “mailer” really doesn’t mean you’ve communicated.

Hook’em!!!

5 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I don't even understand the mechanics of through the legs back to front. 

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Sometimes I like to eat nothing but sardines then do a handstand shit. I call it the Golden Corral

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I don't want to know what you're doing with that pig in a blanket. 

3 hours ago, Deej said:

I don't want to know what you're doing with that pig in a blanket. 

Don't ask; don't squeal

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20 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Lying on he internet is fun

20 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I don't even understand the mechanics of through the legs back to front. 

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I am a 9 but aim to be a 5 one day

Don’t worry - aggy still doesn’t understand NIL, unless it’s sunflower seeds, beef jerky, or tractors

Hook’em!!!

1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

Don’t worry - aggy still doesn’t understand NIL, unless it’s sunflower seeds, beef jerky, or tractors

Hook’em!!!

Or bail bonds...

4 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Don’t worry - aggy still doesn’t understand NIL, unless it’s sunflower seeds, beef jerky, or tractors

Hook’em!!!

Those are the three biggest selling items in College Station. 

5 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Don’t worry - aggy still doesn’t understand NIL, unless it’s sunflower seeds, beef jerky, or tractors

Hook’em!!!

Actually not far off a Gig’em yell practice special

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Tractor pull, beef jerky, meat judging star;

We ain’t as dumb as you think we is!

Chigarum, chigaru, I eat poo!

 

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Those are the three biggest selling items in College Station. 

Sheep pussy in the top five.

7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Sheep pussy in the top five.

They don't pay for that 

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A real gem from aggie wire. (USA Today*)

My self-assigned task for the weekend was to critique paragrasentence 4. 

1. I feel the $9.95er here became befuddled and mixed up two common cliches: "Fake it till you make it" and "make or break." Sadly, the spelling "brake" was avoided.

2. Four words: aggy, shear, sheep, confidence.  That's all. My work is done with this section.

3. Yeah, idk what to say about this.  I assume he meant, "put the pressure on either young man's shoulders" but I can't be sure.  I do think it is misleading though. Jumbo only seems to make a change at QB after injury makes the decision for him.

4. Paragraph = Sentence: This is a common style exhibited throughout the article and aggy "journalism."  When in doubt, add, a comma.,

*Bonus assignment:  Paragrasentence 2 mentions that he and his aggy brethren felt most top 25 polls would include aggy.  He works for USA Today.  USA Today did not list aggy in their top 25.

But our furkin facilities!?!

Haha why in the hell would anyone actually be upset about a representative of a future conference member attending a meeting? “They shouldn’t be allowed to attend a meeting until 2024!” What the holy fuck does it possibly matter? These imbeciles will bitch about absolutely anything Texas does, and feel victimized by it.

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Here's why life is tough for a 2 percenter in Aggieland:

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AdvantiAggie writes a solid and amusing piece of sarcasm. This kind of stuff appears more often when the Aggies are bad. Their gallows humor can be first rate at times. Credit where it is due.

Then Moriarty takes it literally. Irony deafness. So common among cultists of all types.

Then the last guy, Non-truth-denier Tarp, brings up the obvious point behind the sarcasm. Moriarty represents the majority of those idiots which, happily, are a minority around here.

 

Here's why life is tough for a 2 percenter in Aggieland:
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AdvantiAggie writes a solid and amusing piece of sarcasm. This kind of stuff appears more often when the Aggies are bad. Their gallows humor can be first rate at times. Credit where it is due.
Then Moriarty takes it literally. Irony deafness. So common among cultists of all types.
Then the last guy, Non-truth-denier Tarp, brings up the obvious point behind the sarcasm. Moriarty represents the majority of those idiots which, happily, are a minority around here.
 
It never ceases to amaze me how many texaggy and gagem247 posters think teenage recruits actually read message boards populated by people older than most of their parents..

I love the fact that moriarty the literary character is a genius and that guy shares or chose that moniker. 

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1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

big ten would not accept aggy. 

aggy would take a big ten in their ass, though. 

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