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55 minutes ago, Ben Ficus said:

aggy have been lamenting the post-Arch Longhorn recruiting haul but the silver lining has been their legendary recruiting event, the Pool Party, which is held at a student housing apartment complex.  Pool party is scheduled for July 30.

A few days ago, aggy realized a ncaa rule prohibits official visits until Sept. 1.  The implication is they can't pay for travel, hotels or food for visitors for The Pool Party, which likely means guys who live outside of driving distance won't make it in. 

 

The rule has been in place since 2019.

My only quip to this post is the plural use of aggy.  aggy is a collective. A hive, if you will. Not a they, but an it. 

 

aggy has been lamenting.

 

Carry on.

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11 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

My only quip to this post is the plural use of aggy.  aggy is a collective. A hive, if you will. Not a they, but an it. 

"aggy has been lamenting."

aggy is both plural and singular.   like the word 'fuck', it is in rare company in the english language as a word that is simultaneously every type of word, noun, adjective, verb, adverb, synonym, antonym, singular, plural.  both are correct:

"aggy have been lamenting"

"aggy has been lamenting"

in fact, the beauty of the word "aggy" is that it is impossible to use incorrectly, regardless of syntax.

a public service reminder: @randolph duke continues to persist with the use of the letter "s" at the end of the word aggy in the believe that it is needed to make the word "aggy" plural.

the letter "s" at the end of the word "aggy" is not needed.  the word "aggy" is already plural.  and it makes the use of the non-existent word "aggys" sound in one's head like the word "haggis" when reading the posts of said mr. duke.

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On 7/15/2022 at 9:07 PM, Huckleberry said:

You posted something political in a thread that was doing just fine without it. From what I can tell the negs came from all parts of the political spectrum based on posting histories. Maybe just don't be a moron trying to fuck up the thread. Everything you think doesn't need to be posted. That's exactly why I said this isn't Facebook. 

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13 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

aggy is both plural and singular.   like the word 'fuck', it is in rare company in the english language as a word that is simultaneously every type of word, noun, adjective, verb, adverb, synonym, antonym, singular, plural.  both are correct:

"aggy have been lamenting"

"aggy has been lamenting"

in fact, the beauty of the word "aggy" is that it is impossible to use incorrectly, regardless of syntax.

a public service reminder: @randolph duke continues to persist with the use of the letter "s" at the end of the word aggy in the believe that it is needed to make the word "aggy" plural.

the letter "s" at the end of the word "aggy" is not needed.  the word "aggy" is already plural.  and it makes the use of the non-existent word "aggys" sound in one's head like the word "haggis" when reading the posts of said mr. duke.

Sounds like this info needs to be in the first chapter of aggypedia….if it isn’t already there.

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1 minute ago, Thiefery said:

Love how Billy is saying that 247 has overrated rankings for UT and ou commits and some uncommitted ones too.. But he won't release his top 44 before they go on their run.. 

I actually agree with ol' Billy.  Brooks and Shanahan are overrated.

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12 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

they have TJ ranked #25 and Dalton #12 right now in the state.. they have an update coming soon.. it's not that bad.  Wish I could compare it to Looch top 44

it's coming out super late vs what i usually remember laughing at.

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why is he waiting?  Most of their remaining targets are out of state recruits that will be in the “if they were in Texas they’d be in the top 10” commentary. 

He's waiting on Gullette, Toviano, Shelby, TJ, Brooks, Hill. He expects 3-4 Aggie commits within 7-10 days of the pool party, so he'll probably release something mid-August.

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They're funny in their advice for everything is, "We've really gotta go all out, great guns, red ass, show more passion, and take off the gloves!!!"

Their simple minds can't handle anything more subtle than failure is due to a lack of enthusiasm while doing the most obvious thing.

It's akin to their regular solution when facing a good QB, "we've got to pressure him. Make him uncomfortable in the pocket." No shit. Clearly nobody has tried that before. Genius!

or

"We signed a great class because of our spectacular apartment pool party that no school in the universe can hope to match! Pool! Party!"

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15 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

aggy is now blaming the NCAA because they didn’t know the rules on official visits.

nonono, they're blaming Saban for making the NCAA enact rules years ago that they didn't keep track of

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3 hours ago, Thiefery said:

Love how Billy is saying that 247 has overrated rankings for UT and ou commits and some uncommitted ones too.. But he won't release his top 44 before they go on their run.. 

He's going back and forth - has Anthony hill as high as #2 and as low as #41 depending on his decision

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7 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Why A&M never changes or improves.

Whatever it is cannot possibly be due to some flaw in A&M. 

aggy never lies, cheats, or steals....or accepts responsibility. 

(Only one of those is true.)

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