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4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What does he say at the near end of Stepbrother’s like “fuck it I’m going down to the Cheesecake Factory” or some shit.

wtf, VY is involved in this?

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3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

The stuff I heard privately from a few folks in the last 24 hours since Desmond’s post I will not be posting without some confirmation, and it is that stuff that could end his tenure at Texas. Period. 

spill that fucking tea!  do it!

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Just now, futureman said:

spill that fucking tea!  do it!

Yes. Let’s get sued! Fuck it! I’d rather it come from a source most of you cannot dispute. And then discuss it. I’d rather win out and watch and see. I have already told people what I know privately and to their credit they have sat on it for two months. People can believe whatever the fuck they want to believe. 

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9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We had a sark thread for this and everything was in that. The stuff I heard privately from a few folks in the last 24 hours since Desmond’s post I will not be posting without some confirmation, and it is that stuff that could end his tenure at Texas. Period. 

PM sent. (I wont tell)

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I don’t know shit about fuck, but the SEC Rant thread suggested that Sark was (or is) um, ‘spending quality time’ with a ‘Director of Football Administration and Program Relations’ staffer.

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The extension makes at least some sense from the viewpoint that you're hoping to get things fixed so you demonstrate good PR belief in Coach, and at the same time you know you've got the "for cause" clause covered so there's no real issue with the buyout. Give him the year with Arch and if he gets his life problems under control, it's all good.

The timing is bad for everybody, mainly because of the idiotic idea of signing while the playoffs and bowls are still going on.

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3 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said:

I don’t know shit about fuck, but the SEC Rant thread suggested that Sark was (or is) um, ‘spending quality time’ with a ‘Director of Football Administration and Program Relations’ staffer.

Oh, he's doing a Bryan Harsin.

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5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fucking in the facility

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Definitely cause for firing but why would that be embarrassing. Texas will recruit better knowing the head coach has RIZZ. Our head coach slept all your bitches. It’s gotta be worse than that. 

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2 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said:

I don’t know shit about fuck, but the SEC Rant thread suggested that Sark was (or is) um, ‘spending quality time’ with a ‘Director of Football Administration and Program Relations’ staffer.

Damn I heard he was spending quality time with an entirely different person. Not in that venue.  That would be the  definition of undefeated + flaming out spectacularly. 

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Damn I heard he was spending quality time with an entirely different person. Not in that venue.  That would be the  definition of undefeated + flaming out spectacularly.

now are you getting this info from Elon again?

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Just now, WinningIsHard said:

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Definitely cause for firing but why would that be embarrassing. Texas will recruit better knowing the head coach has RIZZ. Our head coach slept all your bitches. It’s gotta be worse than that. 

It’s a delicate combination of things PLUS some fucking. Or a lot. And I ain’t surprised you’d say that. My point exactly. It wouldn’t matter to you if our HC was nailing everyone’s bitch on our team. He should get a trophy and full chance to fix all problems he created in the offseason next year. Sounds smart. 

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11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yes. Let’s get sued! Fuck it! I’d rather it come from a source most of you cannot dispute. And then discuss it. I’d rather win out and watch and see. I have already told people what I know privately and to their credit they have sat on it for two months. People can believe whatever the fuck they want to believe. 

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

It’s a delicate combination of things PLUS some fucking. Or a lot. And I ain’t surprised you’d say that. My point exactly. It wouldn’t matter to you if our HC was nailing everyone’s bitch on our team. He should get a trophy and full chance to fix all problems he created in the offseason next year. Sounds smart. 

Name a coach without baggage? You wanted urban Meyer for fucks sake. He wouldn’t fuck any women that would hurt your feelings? Ohhh, he’d be winning while cheating on his wife. Changes everything. Lol 

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2 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Oh snap!

Was it a Chalupa or a Churro?

With Sark not 100% certain either way not that there is anything wrong with that!

It really doesn’t matter but I understand his preference to be chicas. But I don’t run with him nor his inner circle, I have one friend who knows he and his wife over a decade and that’s it. 

1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

Name a coach without baggage? You wanted urban Meyer for fucks sake. He wouldn’t fuck any women that would hurt your feelings? Ohhh, he’d be winning while cheating on his wife. Changes everything. Lol 

Like I said you are already primed to reject anything bc you think he can fix it. Good luck. Most of us have been very reserved in what we will say. Sark sucks. Your handle explains and lot and you look worse for trying to defend shit you have no clue about. He will be gone if it’s all true. And we have no say in the matter. And if you are mad about that talk to the messy 51 year old who created this shitstorm about it. He ain’t worth it. 

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

It really doesn’t matter but I understand his preference to be chicas. But I don’t run with him nor his inner circle, I have one friend who knows he and his wife over a decade and that’s it. 

Like I said you are already primed to reject anything bc you think he can fix it. Good luck. 

You got me all wrong, I think this is who Texas is. The idea that some guy is going to come in and win a bunch of conference championships and a bunch of national championships is delusional. 50 years before and after Royal prove what Texas really is, I’m accepting of that reality. Royal is the outlier not the standard. Sark has warts, if you think he should be fired then I hope Texas fires him. There’s a short list of coaches who can win and aren’t massive pieces of shit tho, so good luck ma’am. 

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14 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said:

I don’t know shit about fuck, but the SEC Rant thread suggested that Sark was (or is) um, ‘spending quality time’ with a ‘Director of Football Administration and Program Relations’ staffer.

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1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

You got me all wrong, I think this is who Texas is. The idea that some guy is going to come in and win a bunch of conference championships and a bunch of national championships is delusional. 50 years before and after Royal prove what Texas really is, I’m accepting of that reality. Royal is the outlier not the standard. Sark has warts, if you think he should be fired then I hope Texas fires him. There’s a short list of coaches who can win and aren’t massive pieces of shit tho, so good luck ma’am. 

I'm not sure this is true in the NIL era. If Texas took the right approach I think it sets up for being in the playoff every year. It only would have taken not losing to a Florida team this year and fielding a competent team of uber talented players against georgia.

I think a coach that's obsessed with college football would do tremendously well at Texas. 

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1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

You got me all wrong, I think this is who Texas is. The idea that some guy is going to come in and win a bunch of conference championships and a bunch of national championships is delusional. 50 years before and after Royal prove what Texas really is, I’m accepting of that reality. Royal is the outlier not the standard. Sark has warts, if you think he should be fired then I hope Texas fires him. There’s a short list of coaches who can win and aren’t massive pieces of shit tho, so good luck ma’am. 

I ain’t mad at you. I know how short the list is. 
 

what I am telling you is if UT and Sark part ways they do believe the off the field shit is related to the on the field shit and that they don’t beleuev he is talented or disciplined enough to fix either. And his ceiling was last year. If he stays it’s all bullshit rumors and I am wrong as fuck and probably won’t post much at all and we win the MNC next year and I am cool with that. I know people have flaws. But when your flaws affect the team you gotta go. Period. Urban has MnCs as a HC and Sark has ZERO. And he’s flamed out wherever he’s roamed for the most part. The people who know on this board how the PTB think are being silent right now, to me that speaks volumes, 

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Just now, immamac said:

I'm not sure this is true in the NIL era. If Texas took the right approach I think it sets up for being in the playoff every year. It only would have taken not losing to a Florida team this year and fielding a competent team of uber talented players against georgia.

I think a coach that's obsessed with college football would do tremendously well at Texas. 

You’re on to something for sure and man I hope it turns a corner. The reality is that Texas does less with more, and changing that reality will require somehow not letting Oklahoma, Georgia or whoever consistently keep them from success. The past tells a pretty good story man, tragic as that is. 

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The staffer’s name was mentioned on the SEC Rant page and I pulled her title from LinkedIn. I’m not going to post her name here because, as stated, I don’t know shit about fuck.

It ain’t that dude.
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22 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said:

I don’t know shit about fuck, but the SEC Rant thread suggested that Sark was (or is) um, ‘spending quality time’ with a ‘Director of Football Administration and Program Relations’ staffer.

Checked pic, don’t blame him. So with that rumor and the ones about Sark’s wife, is the whole football facility just one big orgy? Lane is the perfect fit.

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21 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Damn I heard he was spending quality time with an entirely different person. Not in that venue.  That would be the  definition of undefeated + flaming out spectacularly. 

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That is exactly what Petrino did, you said sark was doing something worse. Are you high right now? Lol 

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3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm not sure this is true in the NIL era. If Texas took the right approach I think it sets up for being in the playoff every year. It only would have taken not losing to a Florida team this year and fielding a competent team of uber talented players against georgia.

I think a coach that's obsessed with college football would do tremendously well at Texas. 

Everyone's thinking seems to still be stuck in the pre NIL era. As you're well aware, what was built around Sark more than demonstrates we are at least a Top 5 destination. I think we have a great argument for best in the SEC. Plus, the playoff is going to expand. 

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2 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Checked pic, don’t blame him. So with that rumor and the ones about Sark’s wife, is the whole football facility just one big orgy? Lane is the perfect fit.

Yes and we already KNOW he’s a poon hound. You get what you bring in. Unless someone decides to make other messes we didn’t think they would type of thing—which is what is happening imo right now with our current HC. 

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1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

That is exactly what Petrino did, you said sark was doing something worse. Are you high right now? Lol 

I think I answered this last night. I ain’t picking between what I’ve heard sark did and what we know Petrino did. I consider it worse. Others may have an entirely different perspective when the truth comes out. To each their own. 

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So did Loreal never had a kid pass through that  purse? Was it a fake baby bump this whole damn time? Was the kid from Sark and a staffer and now they are raising that kid and passing it as their own?

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I think I answered this last night. I ain’t picking between what I’ve heard sark did and what we know Petrino did. I consider it worse. Others may have an entirely different perspective when the truth comes out. To each their own. 

I just had the most amazing epiphany. You are the female version of helobious. I’m an absolute moron lol. 
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This thread is so fucking stupid, I don't know why I actually clicked it on to get caught up

Rumors, innuendo, everyone's special sources, SEC rant threads.  

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14 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said:


The staffer’s name was mentioned on the SEC Rant page and I pulled her title from LinkedIn. I’m not going to post her name here because, as stated, I don’t know shit about fuck.

It ain’t that dude.

99% of what is said on the rant is make believe bs , its one giant trolling echo chamber. it makes this place seem like a cerebral discussion forum. 

like im sure some bit of real news happens in there, but being able to identify it is a fools errand, its a brave new world in there 

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2 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

I just had the most amazing epiphany. You are the female version of helobious. I’m an absolute moron lol. 
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Is she advocating for Rich Rodriguez as sark's replacement?

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3 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

I just had the most amazing epiphany. You are the female version of helobious. I’m an absolute moron lol. 
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Only the male version of a regarded Superfan who knows less about football than he thinks I do would post this. The ones requiring the most proof post some of the most regarded political takes I’ve ever seen. Maybe the two are connected? 

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Ain’t nobody getting fired until someone has pledged being fisted or Nicole posting nightshift nudes these are the rules and we all know it!
 

You have now put yourself on the Rainey st list. Nice knowing you.
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Definitely cause for firing but why would that be embarrassing. Texas will recruit better knowing the head coach has JIZZ. Our head coach slept all your bitches. It’s gotta be worse than that. 


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Yes and we already KNOW he’s a poon hound. You get what you bring in. Unless someone decides to make other messes we didn’t think they would type of thing—which is what is happening imo right now with our current HC. 

I wonder how much trim he and Freshwater got behind Saban’s back, lol.
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