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1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Some aggy mouth-breather named Jared Hocker has guaranteed victory at Clemson.

Came here to post this.  The delusion extends to all things ag, even their players.  It's especially hilarious coming off the performance Thursday.  The Bobcats were getting pressure fairly regularly against an Oline that looked out of sync. Clemson is likely going to knock Mond out of the game Saturday.

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there's us Fightin Texas Aggies' excuse


Whoop!

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Kind of impressed Jimbo didn't suspend him for Lamar instead.

5 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Kind of impressed Jimbo didn't suspend him for Lamar instead.

Odds are pretty damned good that he didn't have a choice. The next time Fisher does "the right thing" will be the first.

Today I learned an aggy thought Porter looked good against ou, and somehow we just let him transfer. Mind bottling, but it is aggy. 

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Today I learned an aggy thought Porter looked good against ou, and somehow we just let him transfer. Mind bottling, but it is aggy. 

Well to be fair, it was against the ou fucking sucks defense. Charles Bukowski would have gained those yards with a ham on rye in the other hand.

23 minutes ago, squanchy said:

Well to be fair, it was against the ou fucking sucks defense. Charles Bukowski would have gained those yards with a ham on rye in the other hand.

Not to quibble, but I'm pretty sure Bukowski would've insisted on a french dip.

39 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Today I learned an aggy thought Porter looked good against ou, and somehow we just let him transfer. Mind bottling, but it is aggy. 

The verb to boggle, a great term that is no longer very common in everyday conversation, means "to overwhelm or bewilder." Mind-boggling occurs when a mind is overwhelmed; mind-bottling occurs when friends aren't kind enough to correct other friends on their improper use of common English phrases.

49 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Kind of impressed Jimbo didn't suspend him for Lamar instead.

I think Jimbo, as a gen-u-wine Aggie, is as turned on by excuses as anyone else associated with that shit-ass program. Again, I expect A&M to turn turtle this weekend and do everything they can to stall the game out. Covering, on the road, against media-hyped Clemson, without their best defensive player? It would be one of the greatest triumphs in Aggie history.

13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Liucci’s sock?

covered in aggy jizz, yup definitely Liucci's sock.

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The verb to boggle, a great term that is no longer very common in everyday conversation, means "to overwhelm or bewilder." Mind-boggling occurs when a mind is overwhelmed; mind-bottling occurs when friends aren't kind enough to correct other friends on their improper use of common English phrases.

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6 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The verb to boggle, a great term that is no longer very common in everyday conversation, means "to overwhelm or bewilder." Mind-boggling occurs when a mind is overwhelmed; mind-bottling occurs when friends aren't kind enough to correct other friends on their improper use of common English phrases.

Thank you 

Seriously?!? Mind-bottling has been the preferred nomenclature around these parts for years. Same goes for irregardless, finominle, and nuking to Bolivia.

Just now, bolverk said:

Seriously?!? Mind-bottling has been the preferred nomenclature around these parts for years. Same goes for irregardless, finominle, and nuking to Bolivia.

Regarded

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

Seriously?!? Mind-bottling has been the preferred nomenclature around these parts for years. Same goes for irregardless, finominle, and nuking to Bolivia.

This post is meadoker.

2 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Don't fret, there is still more to come.  Spread is 17 in favor of Clemson.  I am taking that all day.

Taking or giving?  Cuz it sounds like you are betting on aggy to cover.

30 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The verb to boggle, a great term that is no longer very common in everyday conversation, means "to overwhelm or bewilder." Mind-boggling occurs when a mind is overwhelmed; mind-bottling occurs when friends aren't kind enough to correct other friends on their improper use of common English phrases.

*WHOOOSH!*

It's a common mistake, Cairn. No need to call anyone out and make him the escape goat. For all intensive purposes, who cares?

2 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

It's a common mistake, Cairn. No need to call anyone out and make him the escape goat. For all intensive purposes, who cares?

I understand.  No harm intended.

46 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

 

Edited by ShaggyBevo RIP
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45 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The verb to boggle, a great term that is no longer very common in everyday conversation, means "to overwhelm or bewilder." Mind-boggling occurs when a mind is overwhelmed; mind-bottling occurs when friends aren't kind enough to correct other friends on their improper use of common English phrases.

Look at the newb fucking up a decade long meme.

5 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I understand.  No harm intended.

It's one of the French benefits of posting around here.

It’s all just water under the dam anyway.

6 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I understand.  No harm intended.

Don't worry it's all smoking mirrors.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You guys are really going for the juggler 

Can't help it.  I was born under a wandering steer!

14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You guys are really going for the juggler 

I like the cut of your jive

22 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You guys are really going for the juggler 

You sound bidder.

Fng aggy is so oblivious to their irrelevant status. Crowing about Mond’s performance against TX State is like Colin Johnson catching a pass at practice. WGAF?

Until they beat a team with a “pulse” all their hype is only reminiscent of being brainwashed at Fish Camp!

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

What is a "violation of team roles? "  Did he play the wrong position? 

1 minute ago, Horndog said:

What is a "violation of team roles? "  Did he play the wrong position? 

A&M only plays safeties at cornerback, so yes

 

Was he asleep during the tx state game?

Because that might explain some things.

The only upset is going to be a bunch of gomers stomachs after the game is over.

30 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You sound bidder.

It’s a moo point.

 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

5 days from now: "Uhhh, I just meant to say that I would be upset if we don't win."

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Not to quibble, but I'm pretty sure Bukowski would've insisted on a french dip.

he was a bit of an asshole, so maybe both

22 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Rather mock him for his stupid comments than collect $200.  Aggy humiliation and anguish is priceless.

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1 hour ago, FlaBuff said:

It’s a moo point.

 

*mute

1 hour ago, FlaBuff said:

It’s a moo point.

 

Come on man.  It's a mute point.

What is a "violation of team roles? "  Did he play the wrong position? 
It was his turn in the sheep costume but he objected to it being a white sheep costume.
12 minutes ago, PhillyD said:

Come on man.  It's a mute point.

Pretty sure it's relevant.

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