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On 10/9/2019 at 9:47 AM, Nueces River Rat said:

Forgive me, but I am by the day joining the ranks of the olds on here.    

Was aggy really that close to getting the death penalty during that era?   I guess maybe I forgot about  some of their outlaw behavior due to fact OuSux and their academic and criminal behavior during the later part of the Switzer years going into the 90's kind of got the focus.  How in the world that program avoided the death penalty is beyond comprehension?  They did stuff that made SMU's conduct look like traffic violations.  

the got a "no tv + no bowl" year out of it.... how many times has that happened since smew?  not many.

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10/10. Would read again. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. 

1 hour ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

 

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Seriously some of the best work around here evar.  Craftsmanship.

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22 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

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more symmetrical and better sight lines than the real thing  

Original design - they just ran out of frosting

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2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

It's piss

The big kahuna gets it.

2 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

It's their fake army.

The big fish needs to adjust his sarcasm detector 

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6 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:
 
 
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y'all WILL see this one again

 

Made a small but important addition.

 

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I’ve seen lots of secrant neg comments about aggy, and it seems as though there’s more and more aggy attacks these days, but this one is right up there with the best:

Aggies are an embarrassment to the SEC, we should have gotten Texas.”

 

10 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

 

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Needs to be set in Hall of Champions. More SEC logos, too. Fucking great, though.

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hoc niiice
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I’ve seen lots of secrant neg comments about aggy, and it seems as though there’s more and more aggy attacks these days, but this one is right up there with the best:

”Aggies are an embarrassment to the SEC, we should have gotten Texas.”

 

Rice is a diabolically evil school.

 

This man, a man with TWO degrees from Rice, perpetrated the 100 year screw job upon aggy...

 

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bbbewwwaaahahaha

 

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he is exceeded in his evilosity by only this man, moneybags fisher...

 

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a cuck who is in the process of fucking a shitton more aggy than his ex wife candy could ever hope to.

 

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yo secsecsec no backsies

 

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Holy shit. Keep this up and youre gonna surpass the OU cockgobbler gif one day

Seen on my FB feed today. She’s selling the pair for $80. Lol

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On 10/9/2019 at 8:01 PM, ztejas said:

aggy wishes they had as much success as the 3rd Reich

Nice run of European conference championships but they got knocked out in the finals by the Allies' all-star team.

14 minutes ago, Fat Bastard said:

Seen on my FB feed today. She’s selling the pair for $80. Lol

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She'd have to pay me more than that.

The real joke here is the face value of the ticket to begin with.

Section 411 sounds shitty. Is it shitty?

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Section 411 sounds shitty. Is it shitty?

Every section is shitty in that shit hole.

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Those are aggy game tickets? What, did she create them on her typewriter?

 

 

These are game day tickets

 

 

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We have some friends who rented their house out for the 'bama weekend when Johnny Jizz-cheeks was still playing for $2500.

They thought they were going to be able to do that every year.

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43 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Section 411 sounds shitty. Is it shitty?

Corner nosebleed north end zone shitty seats, but at least they're not the seats that face a concrete wall.

43 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Those are aggy game tickets? What, did she create them on her typewriter?

 

 

These are game day tickets

 

 

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No, her dot-matrix printer ya stoopid sip

37 minutes ago, sdm said:

Corner nosebleed north end zone shitty seats, but at least they're not the seats that face a concrete wall.

For any aggy who actually cares about the outcome of the game, the seats facing the concrete wall are the best seats in the house.

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Corner nosebleed north end zone shitty seats, but at least they're not the seats that face a concrete wall.
so, they face a wooden wall then?
2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

For any aggy who actually cares about the outcome of the game, the seats facing the concrete wall are the best seats in the house.

Valid point.

To a gomer though, the best seats are the restrooms with working plumbing. Very rare and hard to find.

No, her dot-matrix printer ya stoopid sip

 

 

 

Obsession noted.

 

 

Advantage aggy.

 

 

/bizzle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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SEC QB Leaders - Passing Percentage of Passes in the Air 20+ Yards (No Yards after catch included) (10+ attempts)

Burrow - 63.16%
Guarantano - 46.15%
Tua - 42.86%
Nix - 40.63%
Bryant - 40%
Fromm - 29.41%
Plumlee - 33.33%
Stevens - 30%
Starkel - 28.57%
Mond - 26.67%

Anyone recall the ticket prices for TX v LSU the day before the game?

TX/OU's cheapest ticket on Stubhub is $371.

Aggy/Bama is $60 right now.

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

We have some friends who rented their house out for the 'bama weekend when Johnny Jizz-cheeks was still playing for $2500.

They thought they were going to be able to do that every year.

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Is that all they were paying him? I thought it was much more...

13 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

Is that all they were paying him? I thought it was much more...

To boldly split infinitives and dangle participles, where people know what grammar is for.

29 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

SEC QB Leaders - Passing Percentage of Passes in the Air 20+ Yards (No Yards after catch included) (10+ attempts)

Burrow - 63.16%
Guarantano - 46.15%
Tua - 42.86%
Nix - 40.63%
Bryant - 40%
Fromm - 29.41%
Plumlee - 33.33%
Stevens - 30%
Starkel - 28.57%
Mond - 26.67%

well, yeah. move the ball between the 20s, short passes, nice conservative run game, chew up the clock, get out with a respectable loss-- what else were you expecting for $75 mil?

they'll probably do the same lame pussy shit this weekend so Alabama doesn't score 50 on them.

On ‎10‎/‎10‎/‎2019 at 1:54 PM, RamjetFDO said:

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Not enough SEC tbh...

Anyone recall the ticket prices for TX v LSU the day before the game?
TX/OU's cheapest ticket on Stubhub is $371.
Aggy/Bama is $60 right now.
Despite all the aggy chest beating, the fanbase knows they're fucked.
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well, yeah. move the ball between the 20s, short passes, nice conservative run game, chew up the clock, get out with a respectable loss-- what else were you expecting for $75 mil?
they'll probably do the same lame pussy shit this weekend so Alabama doesn't score 50 on them.
duh
52 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:
2 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:
Anyone recall the ticket prices for TX v LSU the day before the game?
TX/OU's cheapest ticket on Stubhub is $371.
Aggy/Bama is $60 right now.

Despite all the aggy chest beating, the fanbase knows they're fucked.

If i recall correctly the cheapest I saw LSU tickets was $350

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1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:
From last night...
 

lulz

Be patient. It's only getting started. I promise this is going to get much, much better. As I have said before, the "might aggy financial behemoth" has run out of steam, and the SEZ program is about to show up on Bellmont's books. The ags are struggling to sell tickets. It has been a while since aggy lost a game they were expected to win easily (Wake Forest notwithstanding). When aggy starts running tight on funds, the first thing they do is cut back on facilities maintenance. It is just a matter of time until Kyle starts looking shabby again. Already, highly rated recruits (Evans, Umanmielen) are starting to cancel visits to A&M (and against the #1 team in the nation!).

Just be patient. It is about to get a lot better.

 

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