January 12, 20205 yr On 1/11/2020 at 12:30 PM, Beau Vine said: Didn't go to Omaha -- lost to TCU in Supers -- but this was the year they won the SEC Tournament and dogpiled: Good thing aggy never changes
January 12, 20205 yr You're the one hanging out with the aggy.Didn’t know they’d be in Louisiana. Thought they had been beaten and told to stay away.
January 13, 20205 yr On 1/11/2020 at 7:51 AM, Longboard Horn said: Got kicked out of a bar last night for pissing off all the aggys. In fact, the bar was full of aggys. I told them that the corps of cadets is a national joke and are fake military while analyzing why and giving real facts. The uproar was hilarious! The owner told me it was in my best interest (and for my safety) to leave because half a dozen aggys were about to jump me. Such children. They can't accept the truth about their inferiority. A rational human being enters a bar... There's an aggypedia for this. I trust you referenced it often.
January 13, 20205 yr On 1/11/2020 at 8:42 AM, Hagbard Celine said: sulking in peart misery on a grey wet morning. WELP THERE'S aggy GOING FULL aggy SIMPLY BY POSING FOR THE CAMERA EYE. TIME FOR COFFEE!! It'll get better in time, dude.
January 13, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said: "Cover Your Dick" Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk No, that's just the name of the Sheep back home. You know, the one that he fucks?
January 13, 20205 yr On 1/10/2020 at 10:25 AM, DFW Horn said: According to this guy, aggy baseball is "elite", but we're delusional for not recognizing their greatness. This must be found in short-story fiction. Elite? Nah mate, that ain't elite. Hey Clay, don't be afraid to stare real hard at that Wiki snapshot, ok sport? Edited January 13, 20205 yr by Cajun
January 13, 20205 yr https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3088843 Quote A&M getting TV time today 2,383 Views | 8 Replies | Last: 1 hr ago by AgDotCom AgsMnn 6:26a AG will be shown on both teams highlights this evening. I guess that's what you get when you lose to both teams in the title game. Edited January 13, 20205 yr by Beau Vine
January 13, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3088843 aggy in a nutshell. excited about being shown losing. embarrassing. Edited January 13, 20205 yr by TexasGolf
January 13, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3088843 They amaze me. Must create a thread about every thought they have. "Hey wait a minute, we played both of these teams. I bet they will show our DBs getting cooked on national television. I need to start a thread and see what everybody thinks"
January 13, 20205 yr On 1/10/2020 at 11:33 AM, Vic Mackey said: The impacts of those buttocks and standard chairs must be risky.
January 13, 20205 yr On 1/10/2020 at 1:08 PM, BabaYaga said: Jesus, those fat turds could sink a river barge. Or in a pinch, surround and eat that Opie-looking fuck on the right in the blue shirt. He would only be a mid morning snack.
January 13, 20205 yr On 1/11/2020 at 12:30 PM, Beau Vine said: Didn't go to Omaha -- lost to TCU in Supers -- but this was the year they won the SEC Tournament and dogpiled: Dress rehearsal for the shower dog pile later.....
January 13, 20205 yr 25 minutes ago, skeeter said: Whenever I think of the S!E!C! I think back to the redneck idiot from Auburn who parked next to the A&M football stadium on game day and couldn't figure out which building was the one where the game was being played. When he asked for directions, seven times he "just happened" to ask aggys who themselves couldn't point out the stadium was the really big building with the bright lights that literally everyone of the other 100,000 people was walking toward. But they have an elite college baseball program that is recognized nationally as a program all others aspire to emulate. That counts for a lot.
January 13, 20205 yr On 1/11/2020 at 12:30 PM, Beau Vine said: Didn't go to Omaha -- lost to TCU in Supers -- but this was the year they won the SEC Tournament and dogpiled: There's not a big enough cringe in existence.
January 13, 20205 yr 31 minutes ago, Cajun said: There's not a big enough cringe in existence. I wonder how many of those guys came in that incident?
January 13, 20205 yr For the man who has everything: https://pagesix.com/2020/01/11/gwyneth-paltrow-selling-75-candle-that-smells-like-my-vagina/
January 13, 20205 yr 40 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: I wonder how many of those guys came in that incident? Bottom center looks like the first one.
January 13, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, Armybrat said: Bottom center looks like the first one. Dude right above him looks like he's pushing on the final stroke.
January 13, 20205 yr Didn't they dogpile after a big comeback win over SFA or someone like that in a March afternoon game? Fucking drama queens
January 13, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said: Didn't they dogpile after a big comeback win over SFA or someone like that in a March afternoon game? Fucking drama queens You think aggy is every going to pass up a chance to writhe around with the bodies of other hot, sweaty male aggys?
January 13, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said: For the man who has everything: https://pagesix.com/2020/01/11/gwyneth-paltrow-selling-75-candle-that-smells-like-my-vagina/ Pretty sure I already know what this smells like...
January 13, 20205 yr It's perpetual. I literally have parents comment to me at Daycare when I drop off and pick up my son "Man, that's an ugly shirt your kid has on." Or when they think it's funny to try and teach him Gig 'Em. Fortunately, it doesn't happen anymore, although I'm sure some new dipshit will show up eventually and be forced to re-evaluate their personal creed when it comes to public confrontations. The good news, it only has happened once when my wife has been with me, although she was mortified when I told the fuckhead "I hope he learns it enjoy it, it's the color of the sunset and probably the shirts that will be worn by every boss he ever has the rest of his middle-managing life." It's frustrating that my wife doesn't understand the concept of escalation early to prevent long term irritation. But yeah, I'm the one out of line.
January 13, 20205 yr 54 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said: My lord, indoctrination starts earlier and earlier It says something when parents are resigned to the fact their toddler is destined to attend a trade school when he turns 18. They probably already realize they would have been better off never having had children.
January 13, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said: It says something when parents are resigned to the fact their toddler is destined to attend a trade school when he turns 18. They probably already realize they would have been better off never having had children. Not just that but that the kid's grades won't be good enough to get into the trade school without some help from agreeing to join the trade school's SS battalion.
January 13, 20205 yr 9 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said: It says something when parents are resigned to the fact their toddler is destined to attend a trade school when he turns 18. They probably already realize they would have been better off never having had children. They don't realize it is a trade school because the only thing they've ever been taught is that it's "better'n the sips!" and they have no reason to doubt or research anything they were taught.
January 13, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: My lord, indoctrination starts earlier and earlier Thats probably just dressing up for Halloween, similar to what aggy does.
January 13, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said: It says something when parents are resigned to the fact their toddler is destined to attend a trade school when he turns 18. They probably already realize they would have been better off never having had children. I absolutely agree with you. Although that’s his nephew, not son.
January 13, 20205 yr I absolutely agree with you. Although that’s his nephew, not son.So it’s his side piece.
January 14, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said: I absolutely agree with you. Although that’s his nephew, not son. Which brings to mind the classic question asked throughout the S!E!C! footprint - If a redneck gets divorced, is his ex-wife still legally his cousin?
January 14, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: I literally have parents comment to me at Daycare when I drop off and pick up my son I have never seen a UT fan/alumnus seek out an Aggie to say "HEY MAN I'M UT HEY MAN HOW BOUT THEM LONGHORNS". It's always the fucking Aggies that have to bring that shit up. A&M fans are the I'M VEGAN AND I VOTE bumper stickers of the college football world. Edited January 14, 20205 yr by SwanderedTalent
January 14, 20205 yr Aggy proud to be highlighted as the team that lost to both NC game participants. I am proud to be highlighted with Vince in "These are the moments" pre-game highlights.
January 14, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: My lord, indoctrination starts earlier and earlier If this isn't child abuse, I don't know what is. Someone call Child Protective Services.
January 14, 20205 yr 5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: My lord, indoctrination starts earlier and earlier
January 14, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3088997 Pathetic. If this game were between OU and the Abyss, I would be pulling for the demonic hordes. But betas are gonna beta.
January 14, 20205 yr 12 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said: Pathetic. If this game were between OU and the Abyss, I would be pulling for the demonic hordes. But betas are gonna beta. ISIS every time. The enemy of my enemy...
January 14, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3088997 Whatever it was didn't last.
January 14, 20205 yr Aggys polishing all the 74-72 cups and rings and things. Gonna be some serious bling on display tomorrow.
January 14, 20205 yr 7 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: It's perpetual. I literally have parents comment to me at Daycare when I drop off and pick up my son "Man, that's an ugly shirt your kid has on." Or when they think it's funny to try and teach him Gig 'Em. Fortunately, it doesn't happen anymore, although I'm sure some new dipshit will show up eventually and be forced to re-evaluate their personal creed when it comes to public confrontations. The good news, it only has happened once when my wife has been with me, although she was mortified when I told the fuckhead "I hope he learns it enjoy it, it's the color of the sunset and probably the shirts that will be worn by every boss he ever has the rest of his middle-managing life." It's frustrating that my wife doesn't understand the concept of escalation early to prevent long term irritation. But yeah, I'm the one out of line. This is spot on. Have multiple parents I run into with OU, Tech and LSU shirts/hats that have seen me or my kid in burnt orange and have said “y’all had a good game this weekend” or some other benign comment in passing, but the fucking aggys have just been annoying and doing stupid shit. A few weeks ago an aggy mom was teaching her kid to hiss at my 3 year old at the check in desk for wearing his UT jersey. Next time I’m going to take a page out of your book.
January 14, 20205 yr Hope that fucking loser gave the refs a shout out in his next 140 characters, because that was the only reason the aggys won.
January 14, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, Radical Larry said: Put that shit on the wall!!!!! Whooooooop!!!!!
January 14, 20205 yr I said this on the LSU game thread, but I just want to give credit where credit is due. Congratulations aggy! Another great championship...put it on the wall. SEC SEC SEC.
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