May 28, 20187 yr And if you say to me tomorrow, Oh what fun it all would be. Then what’s to stop you, titty baby. But what is and what should never be.
May 28, 20187 yr 14 hours ago, kopp0e said: Well, the aggy program is national champions at having the most "almost wins of all time" I am sure... Is there a dedicated area in their "hall of champions" (or whatever the fuck it's called) for "almost wins of all time"? Really that's foolish though. The whole damn "hall" will be filled with "almost wins".
May 28, 20187 yr On 5/27/2018 at 9:20 AM, hookem48 said: If they're going to show softball on tv there needs to be a fucking weight limit to some of these cows. The 21st Century says "Hey". You really need to make an attempt to join us.
May 28, 20187 yr 10 minutes ago, Parliament said: Do they really grab their dicks? I think they grab the beans, not the frank
May 28, 20187 yr Are we supposed to thank all the former aggy corps members for their service today? I forget...
May 28, 20187 yr Wait, aggy football has fire towers that they run out between to start football games? Jfc thats lame. Reminds me of same chuckledick thing the Texans do Edited May 28, 20187 yr by GreenspointTexas
May 28, 20187 yr 10 minutes ago, Sejjr said: Are we supposed to thank all the former aggy corps members for their service today? I forget... It's okay to pretend to thank them. They only pretended to serve, after all.
May 28, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: How the gomers prepare to defend Pyle of shit field on Saturday Those pigs in the stands look like they're thinking, "I hope we don't score, 'cuz if we do I have to kiss this asshole I'm with."
May 28, 20187 yr 6 minutes ago, happyhookem said: Those pigs in the stands look like they're thinking, "I hope we don't score, 'cuz if we do I have to kiss this asshole I'm with." Some of them must be those two assholes on a camel.
May 28, 20187 yr It's okay to pretend to thank them. They only pretended to serve, after all. Thank you for your fake service, aggy.
May 28, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Gatorubet said: The 21st Century says "Hey". You really need to make an attempt to join us. Vic?
May 28, 20187 yr Visiting fans from Florida got to witness the Battle of Onassis Plaza. With a surly tone, saber at present arms, and a stern look the commander ran the gauntlet of rap music and drunken Zorbas. With liberty and justice for all, amen.
May 28, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, EastTexan said: Is there a dedicated area in their "hall of champions" (or whatever the fuck it's called) for "almost wins of all time"? Really that's foolish though. The whole damn "hall" will be filled with "almost wins". Or, it could be named as: "The Hall of Fixin' to Not Lose Next Time"...
May 28, 20187 yr I’m watching Band of Brothers on HBO. So much effort to get the details correct, but not a single aggy ring in the entire series. I bet it was because there was some t-sip involved somehow.
May 28, 20187 yr 29 minutes ago, kopp0e said: Or, it could be named as: "The Hall of Fixin' to Not Lose Next Time"... That’s the first time I’ve seen that. Got a few laughs. I’ll have to share it around with some aggys.
May 28, 20187 yr Just now, Jkwellborn said: That’s the first time I’ve seen that. Got a few laughs. I’ll have to share it around with some aggys. A great trait of most aggies is in the fact that their oblivious to their own ignorance when it comes to "how not to lose", but are the best at cheering the opposing victors in the SEC...
May 28, 20187 yr "I’m watching Band of Brothers on HBO. So much effort to get the details correct, but not a single aggy ring in the entire series. " Sheep cannot parachute.
May 28, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Leanderman said: "I’m watching Band of Brothers on HBO. So much effort to get the details correct, but not a single aggy ring in the entire series. " Sheep cannot parachute. Oh yeah? Stupid sip.
May 29, 20187 yr Quote As myself and a squad of 4 stepped to the main pole... This has got to be the shittiest Penthouse Forum letter ever written
May 29, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, kopp0e said: Or, it could be named as: "The Hall of Fixin' to Not Lose Next Time"... Never seen that video before, but lmao so goddamn true. Such an embarrassment to this state
May 29, 20187 yr 30 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said: Never seen that video before, but lmao so goddamn true. Such an embarrassment to this state Well Collie Station can always be annexed into the state of Mississippi, while Texas gains Pensacola..! 😏
May 29, 20187 yr How the gomers prepare to defend Pyle of shit field on Saturday I'll ask again, what does the "A.M.U." pin on the collars mean? With no "T" there is no reference to being from Texas, and aggy did away with A&M actually standing for anything a while back. Even if it still did, are they representing Agricultural & Mechanical University?
May 29, 20187 yr 10 hours ago, mr. sunshine said: This has got to be the shittiest Penthouse Forum letter ever written Just be glad there are no available nude photos of the event...
May 29, 20187 yr 7 hours ago, Sejjr said: The corps of cadets is basically a fraternity of flag zealots. Kept watching that video thinking ok, in a moment we'll see the dedication to service and our country, as well as the overall coolness it must be to be a corps member. That moment never came.
May 29, 20187 yr The corps of cadets is basically a fraternity of flag zealots. Chilean flag enthusiasts
May 29, 20187 yr 14 hours ago, Modessit said: On 5/28/2018 at 10:16 AM, Longboard Horn said: How the gomers prepare to defend Pyle of shit field on Saturday I'll ask again, what does the "A.M.U." pin on the collars mean? With no "T" there is no reference to being from Texas, and aggy did away with A&M actually standing for anything a while back. Even if it still did, are they representing Agricultural & Mechanical University? Allways Mentally Underacheiveing
May 29, 20187 yr No. 1 Oklahoma State just ousted No. 2 aggy in the NCAA Men's Golf National Championship finals bracket. No final four for aggy. Fuck aggy. Forever and ever. Amen.
May 29, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, 'stache said: No. 1 Oklahoma State just ousted No. 2 aggy in the NCAA Men's Golf National Championship finals bracket. No final four for aggy. Fuck aggy. Forever and ever. Amen. What a shame. Seems like a lot of heartbreak for aggy lately. So unfortunate...... Edited May 29, 20187 yr by Lhorn
May 30, 20187 yr SIAP. Every sport station I listen to talks about how aggy has tons of money. What am I missing? Doesn't aggy owe millions each year alone, on interest of the stadium upgrade? Plus the buyout of Sumlin and loans from other departments I am thinking are in the millions as well. If this is true, why doesn't any of the sport talk shows address this?
May 30, 20187 yr No. 1 Oklahoma State just ousted No. 2 aggy in the NCAA Men's Golf National Championship finals bracket. No final four for aggy. Fuck aggy. Forever and ever. Amen.They’re ok with it since Bama made it. sec sec sec
May 30, 20187 yr SIAP. Every sport station I listen to talks about how aggy has tons of money. What am I missing? Doesn't aggy owe millions each year alone, on interest of the stadium upgrade? Plus the buyout of Sumlin and loans from other departments I am thinking are in the millions as well. If this is true, why doesn't any of the sport talk shows address this?You are about to get a novel for a reply.
May 30, 20187 yr Lookit post #4 in this thread at the City-Data forum: http://www.city-data.com/forum/texas/2924464-texas-college-highest-endowment-per-student.html#post52041843 Quote The list doesn't count the public universities. Texas A&M is the richest public university in the world with an endowment of around $10 billion which puts it in the top-10 nationwide of all universities. And UT is lower but still massive at $3.7 billion.https://www.usnews.com/education/bes...est-endowments Edited May 30, 20187 yr by Armybrat
May 30, 20187 yr 11 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said: Paging Mr Duke to the red phone...no the white phone. Some character over there named "ScoPro" already answered that delusional aggy.
May 30, 20187 yr Yeah, but your answer can be so much more powerful. And there are several items that he will clarify and expand upon.
May 30, 20187 yr 35 minutes ago, skipperj said: Yes, I believe Mr Duke will have some pointers for your next post, AB. As of the end of March 2018, UTIMCO had $44.3B under management, of which less than half consisted of PUF assets. Last I knew, the PUF lands were valued at $8B. The UT endowment funds outside of the PUF exceed what the agricultural branch college claims as their "endowment." And the best part? The tech boom that has transformed Austin pretty much took off in about 1980. The alumni that were the drivers of that boom are just now getting to the point that they are focusing on generational wealth transfers. Dell alone is sitting on $23B. Del Conte is tapping into those assets to set UT athletics up for the next chapter. The money Del Conte is going after just for UT athletics will exceed the entirety of the aggy system non-PUF endowment assets which, according to aggy, are only $1.8B (https://www.txamfoundation.com/) And let's not forget the annual operating budget for UT Austin is greater than the combined operating budgets of OU Norman and TAMU-College Station combined. In fact, once the med school gets fully operational, the annual operating budget for UT Austin will be greater than that of the entire TAMU system, making UT Austin the second UT System component to exceed the operating budget of the entire TAMU system (M.D. Anderson being the other) https://i.imgur.com/8cARAMv.jpg
May 30, 20187 yr I know I give you a lot of shit, but you do know your stuff. Exactly the response I was hoping for.
May 30, 20187 yr No. 1 Oklahoma State just ousted No. 2 aggy in the NCAA Men's Golf National Championship finals bracket. No final four for aggy. Fuck aggy. Forever and ever. Amen.But I'll always think of aggy as #2.
May 30, 20187 yr Technically - since aggy is in reality just a subset of the University of Texas, their money is actually our money.
May 30, 20187 yr We need a subcategory in this thread called "Randolph Duke's Real Facts." I enjoy reading what research you've dug up on aggy.
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