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16 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

Hey SEC, you were warned...

20 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:


Best fans in the world.

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Dang, did the band and Crap of Cadets bail too?

The excuse for firing the cannon at the players: 

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re: A&M fires cannon at UMass playersPosted on 11/19/22 at 1:32 pm to Wolfhound45
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Is there a particular time pre-game that A&M fires the cannon as a part of their traditions?
Yes. That is how the officials knew it was coming and asked the players to move.
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I appreciate that they warned the players but is there some reason they had to fire just then?
The Corps has a whole list of things that they do in a very specific order before every game. Foul up one of them, and the whole thing goes off the rails.

Does this look bad? Sure. But I have zero sympathy for folks that were asked to move and refused to do so. Stupid games, stupid prizes.
Just now, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Good Bullshit.

 

20 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

Parent:  So this is how I’m spending my money for my son to go to college?

Fucking tools. They should get their cannon taken away.  

 

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16 hours ago, markstanco said:


I was totally fine with that loss. They fucked up and killed people. If that made them feel better I guess that is good.

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That cannon shot needs criminal investigation.  There is no justification for that.  WTF is wrong with these people?

There is a reason you're not supposed to stand in front of the fucking thing.  Those guys will be lucky not to have suffered any hearing damage.

Aggy now has sole possession of last place in SEC after vandy took care of Florida.

Vandy would absolutely dog walk aggy 

 

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Pods said:

Fucking tools. They should get their cannon taken away.  

 

Sheer concussion from a blast like that can cause serious injury, hearing loss or even death. aggy had their swords taken from fake army due to stupidity,  now their cannon needs to go.

18 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Very impressive showing of the offensive juggernaut that is aTm today
 

Statement game for the Texum defense. Wrecking crew is back. Future is bright.

4 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Sheer concussion from a blast like that can cause serious injury, hearing loss or even death. aggy had their swords taken from fake army due to stupidity,  now their cannon needs to go.

You sips don't know turdition! 

Was the War Hymn playing? What happens during the War Hymn? Guess you have no idea because you're not an Ag.

aggy radio broadcast sounded like officiating a funeral today

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Oops!   (Learned that word from our former esteemed governor)!

1 hour ago, Henry Hill said:


Best fans in the world.

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I like how those gomers are straight up DEDICATED to the seat number on their tickets. Move closer or find a seat out of the rain or something….

Or just sit there and think about how you should have gone out to the farm to get fucked by your favorite alpaca today instead 

Corp Commandant in panic mode:

Texas A&M‘s Parsons Mounted Cavalry fired a ceremonial blank round as the Aggies ran out onto Kyle Field prior to Saturday’s game. Two opposing team members unfortunately opted not to move from the end zone after being warned that the cannon was about to be fired.

— The Commandant (@TAMUCommandant) November 19, 2022
 

At no point were the players in any danger. A 25-foot zone surrounding the cannon is outlined by red paint on the track even though the impact area is 10 feet. Sandwich boards also are up around the canon alerting the public to it firing without warning.

— The Commandant (@TAMUCommandant) November 19, 2022
 

Prior to the canon ever being fired, cadets and staff members always clear people out of the 25-foot zone.
Traditionally, the canon is fired in celebration after the Aggie score a touchdown.

— The Commandant (@TAMUCommandant) November 19, 2022
 

Mid-season, Parsons Mounted Cavalry was asked by athletics to also fire its canon as the Aggie football team runs out onto the field.

— The Commandant (@TAMUCommandant) November 19, 2022
1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Are they piping in the Covid era crowd noise into the stadium?

They were doing that years before Covid. 

3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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aggies and math are a bad mix 

 

 

17 hours ago, markstanco said:


I was totally fine with that loss. They fucked up and killed people. If that made them feel better I guess that is good.

Fuck that noise. We got robbed and I'm still pissed about it. 

 

21 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

Fuck that noise. We got robbed and I'm still pissed about it. 


correct my one and only game in aggieville. I wanted a W 

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 


correct my one and only game in aggieville. I wanted a W 

Oh man that's rough.  You're unlucky, we usually win in Collie Station.  I've seen us win there 5 or 6 times.  It's always glorious.

 

9 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Oh man that's rough.  You're unlucky, we usually win in Collie Station.  I've seen us win there 5 or 6 times.  It's always glorious.

 


zero desire to ever go back 

57 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Corp Commandant in panic mode:

Texas A&M‘s Parsons Mounted Cavalry fired a ceremonial blank round as the Aggies ran out onto Kyle Field prior to Saturday’s game. Two opposing team members unfortunately opted not to move from the end zone after being warned that the cannon was about to be fired.

— The Commandant (@TAMUCommandant) November 19, 2022
 

At no point were the players in any danger. A 25-foot zone surrounding the cannon is outlined by red paint on the track even though the impact area is 10 feet. Sandwich boards also are up around the canon alerting the public to it firing without warning.

— The Commandant (@TAMUCommandant) November 19, 2022
 

Prior to the canon ever being fired, cadets and staff members always clear people out of the 25-foot zone.
Traditionally, the canon is fired in celebration after the Aggie score a touchdown.

— The Commandant (@TAMUCommandant) November 19, 2022
 

Mid-season, Parsons Mounted Cavalry was asked by athletics to also fire its canon as the Aggie football team runs out onto the field.

— The Commandant (@TAMUCommandant) November 19, 2022

The Parsons Cavalry are the same outfit that shoveled horse shit into the Longhorn band. Classy bunch. Quite representative of that aggy hospitality the best fans in the world are renowned for. 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


zero desire to ever go back 

Suit yourself.  Chanting "poooooorrrrr aaaggggyyyssssss" after a Longhorn victory in Collie Station is our birthright.  And it's about to happen a bunch more.  

 

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

The Parsons Cavalry are the same outfit that shoveled horse shit into the Longhorn band. Classy bunch. Quite representative of that aggy hospitality the best fans in the world are renowned for. 


ncaa going to drop a canon ban on Aggie 

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


zero desire to ever go back 

Never been. Never going.

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Crapinon said:

Corp Commandant in panic mode:

Texas A&M‘s Parsons Mounted Cavalry fired a ceremonial blank round as the Aggies ran out onto Kyle Field prior to Saturday’s game. Two opposing team members unfortunately opted not to move from the end zone after being warned that the cannon was about to be fired.

— The Commandant (@TAMUCommandant) November 19, 2022
 

At no point were the players in any danger. A 25-foot zone surrounding the cannon is outlined by red paint on the track even though the impact area is 10 feet. Sandwich boards also are up around the canon alerting the public to it firing without warning.

— The Commandant (@TAMUCommandant) November 19, 2022
 

Prior to the canon ever being fired, cadets and staff members always clear people out of the 25-foot zone.
Traditionally, the canon is fired in celebration after the Aggie score a touchdown.

— The Commandant (@TAMUCommandant) November 19, 2022
 

Mid-season, Parsons Mounted Cavalry was asked by athletics to also fire its canon as the Aggie football team runs out onto the field.

— The Commandant (@TAMUCommandant) November 19, 2022

It's like they believe those fucking dork make-believe soldiers have more right to be on the field than the actual players 

3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

It's like they believe those fucking dork make-believe soldiers have more right to be on the field than the actual players 

If I were in charge at that school (fuck that), I’d kick the cadets responsible out of school. Shooting that cannon with them in front of it was reckless, I don’t care how safe someone thinks it is. That is inexcusable behavior.
 

Of course, aggy is run by hive-minded psychos. They’ll probably give those morons some sort of awards, maybe national championship trophies with black years, and they’ll go down as legendary keepers of the flame. What a shitty “university.”

I look forward to the Aggie rage when the ncaa bans their canon 

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

But they have the best fans and the shirt less morons lmao

It is chilly and rainy here today 

Why does he keep spelling it “canon”?

Theory: Been debating the status of those weird Star Wars novels online.

5 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

They're just trying to match their football team this season 

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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They're all down on the other side of the field tearing down the goal post.  Hell of a victory today.  Whoop

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Vanderbilt beat Florida, giving them two SEC victories and leaving A&M in the SEC basement with just one victory. No way A&M beats LSU next week, so they are going to end up last in the SEC. 

After five years of JImbo, Vandy is better than A&M. 

 

Aggy lying again.  In other news, water is wet 

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2 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Corp Commandant in panic mode:

Texas A&M‘s Parsons Mounted Cavalry fired a ceremonial blank round as the Aggies ran out onto Kyle Field prior to Saturday’s game. Two opposing team members unfortunately opted not to move from the end zone after being warned that the cannon was about to be fired.

— The Commandant (@TAMUCommandant) November 19, 2022
 

At no point were the players in any danger. A 25-foot zone surrounding the cannon is outlined by red paint on the track even though the impact area is 10 feet. Sandwich boards also are up around the canon alerting the public to it firing without warning.

— The Commandant (@TAMUCommandant) November 19, 2022
 

Prior to the canon ever being fired, cadets and staff members always clear people out of the 25-foot zone.
Traditionally, the canon is fired in celebration after the Aggie score a touchdown.

— The Commandant (@TAMUCommandant) November 19, 2022
 

Mid-season, Parsons Mounted Cavalry was asked by athletics to also fire its canon as the Aggie football team runs out onto the field.

— The Commandant (@TAMUCommandant) November 19, 2022

don't forget that aggiehank86 above told us that:

"The Corps has a whole list of things that they do in a very specific order before every game. Foul up one of them, and the whole thing goes off the rails."

aggy had not just scored a touchdown, and aggy were not running out on to the field, but by god, they had to fire that cannon to keep their traditions on track

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