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Speaking of aggy Galveston, here's a throwback from Mardi Gras 2014. The fake Navy showed up late for the parade and still marched after it was over. Oh aggy, never stop being you! 

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Speaking of aggy Galveston, here's a throwback from Mardi Gras 2014. The fake Navy showed up late for the parade and still marched after it was over. Oh aggy, never stop being you! 

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This would be hard to believe if it was any other group of morons...but it is so perfectly aggy that it's easy to understand 

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5 hours ago, Modessit said:
11 hours ago, Armybrat said:
A good friend had a white 1970 442 convertible. We did a road trip to Mexico with him & his wife.
Nice ride.

His wife or the car?

His wife is on the left…

 

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3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

The fake Navy at aggy Galveston getting ready for Mardi Gras 

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I know it's a stupid statement / question but how does that fat tub of goo on the far right pass PT? Is that a dude? 

55 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

I know it's a stupid statement / question but how does that fat tub of goo on the far right pass PT? Is that a dude? 

Let's play "Guess that gender"

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4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Speaking of aggy Galveston, here's a throwback from Mardi Gras 2014. The fake Navy showed up late for the parade and still marched after it was over. Oh aggy, never stop being you! 

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Geez what losers. All that trash they're walking through really says a lot about their "military program."

Also obligatory:

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1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

His wife is on the left…

 

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The guy on the right looks like he doesn't want to be photographed and may hurt someone. The woman on left is gorgeous.

1 hour ago, TexasBeta said:

I know it's a stupid statement / question but how does that fat tub of goo on the far right pass PT? Is that a dude? 

That's Pat.  

29 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

The guy on the right looks like he doesn't want to be photographed and may hurt someone. The woman on left is gorgeous.

I never did like having my pic taken much.

21 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

It's turdition that UT hosts aggy in even years, you dumb sonofabitch.

aggy sure can pick 'em, huh?

They've always been petulant children. They ran away from the Big 12 like pussies because they were tired of getting their asses beaten.

They had been negotiating behind the backs of all of their conference mates for at least a couple of years, even before the Longhorn Network was being discussed. They made sure to run away after playing the presumed-last game of the series at Pyle Field, of course thinking they would win and have scoreboard. It was petty and spiteful, and blew up in their fucktarded faces, much like an overheated jizz jar at the bonfire.

Now of course they want the next game to be at Pyle despite the series ending previously because of their own pettiness and lack of integrity as an institution.

2 hours ago, TexasBeta said:

I know it's a stupid statement / question but how does that fat tub of goo on the far right pass PT? Is that a dude? 

It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, you insensitive asshole.

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

His wife is on the left…

 

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How in hell can 2 guys sitting with 2 beautiful women manage to frown so bad?

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Speaking of aggy Galveston, here's a throwback from Mardi Gras 2014. The fake Navy showed up late for the parade and still marched after it was over. Oh aggy, never stop being you! 

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Wait a minute.. so the corps in Galveston is fake Navy while the corps in Colleyville is fake Army? Are the other campuses other fake branches of the military? 
 

How much valor can one institution steal?

47 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

How in hell can 2 guys sitting with 2 beautiful women manage to frown so bad?

Had to dress up to go out to eat instead of room service at our hotel.

32 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Wait a minute.. so the corps in Galveston is fake Navy while the corps in Colleyville is fake Army? Are the other campuses other fake branches of the military? 
 

How much valor can one institution steal?

Real terrorists at the Qatar campus 

5 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

How in hell can 2 guys sitting with 2 beautiful women manage to frown so bad?

I'm just glad the picture is right side up.

6 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

How in hell can 2 guys sitting with 2 beautiful women manage to frown so bad?

Their pet sheep they share never says 'No'.  

On 2/17/2023 at 9:49 AM, Crapinon said:

I try to stay off Texags but sometimes it's a good source of lunacy and humor. A writer at the Battalion suggest they quit worrying about the University of Texas (she get s called out for this naming heresy) and that they do act like the crazy ex-girlfriend. So 1/2 of Texags go crazy ex-girlfriend to say how she's wrong. 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3361655/1 

Texags is as amusing as the pontification posted in our own CR room... I go once a week to get my giggles at the lunacy.

23 hours ago, Armybrat said:

A good friend had a white 1970 442 convertible. We did a road trip to Mexico with him & his wife.

Nice ride.

 

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7 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

How in hell can 2 guys sitting with 2 beautiful women manage to frown so bad?

More like how can those nice looking ladies smile like that knowing that these two goons kidnapped them to Mexico. 

On 2/20/2023 at 12:40 PM, fatheryeet said:

All that talk Aggy was gonna host the first game? Turns out aggy may have prematurely shot their wad again, from The Athletic:

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One thing Bjork is certain of: The return of the rivalry will take place at Kyle Field. Asked why he’s so sure, he said, “just because of everything that’s transpired, and that’s something that we’ve expressed to the SEC, and I guess we’ll just leave it at that.”

Bjork, who first relayed that expectation last year to the Houston Chronicle, declined to say he received such assurances from Sankey or the league office, but added: “Let’s just say that is a very, very firm position from our standpoint.”

Del Conte, however, said, “that’s all news to me.”

“I haven’t heard that from anybody,” Del Conte said. “I read it somewhere, I just haven’t heard it from the powers that be. … As far as I know, that’s just internet fodder.”

Well, aggy knows fodder!

20 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Wait a minute.. so the corps in Galveston is fake Navy while the corps in Colleyville is fake Army? Are the other campuses other fake branches of the military? 
 

How much valor can one institution steal?

When they open up this Ft. Worth campus, maybe they can all get cowboy hats, chaps, boots, etc.  They could come up with a creative name like..."Texas Cowboys"

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

When they open up this Ft. Worth campus, maybe they can all get cowboy hats, chaps, boots, etc

mountain GIF

14 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

More like how can those nice looking ladies smile like that knowing that these two goons kidnapped them to Mexico. 

they're smiling because pussywhipped.

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51 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

And to think how he could have padded his stats if he got to play aggy for four years.

On 2/21/2023 at 4:22 AM, Longboard Horn said:

The fake Navy at aggy Galveston getting ready for Mardi Gras 

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Jesus, a fake navy at a fake mardi gras... 

On 2/21/2023 at 7:25 AM, Armybrat said:

His wife is on the left…

 

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In  my younger years, I had a bit of a cavalierly loose interpretation of my own morality.

Having said that, I have seen THAT look in women's eyes before.

YOU WERE SWINGERS!!!!

Brat... you Magnificent Bastard you!

Over on SEC Rant - b/c a slow day. Posted by some aggy proud of this - Fake Army Uniform for Baseball Team - 20230213_BA_Portraits_Corps_Uniforms_CRB_0022.jpg?width=2000

 

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It occurred to me that usc and ucla probably don’t jump for the big 10 if Texas and ou don’t do the sec move.

So why aren’t they giving us credit for killing the pac 10 too?

8 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

Over on SEC Rant - b/c a slow day. Posted by some aggy proud of this - Fake Army Uniform for Baseball Team - 20230213_BA_Portraits_Corps_Uniforms_CRB_0022.jpg?width=2000

 

Such fucking losers. 

4 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

It occurred to me that usc and ucla probably don’t jump for the big 10 if Texas and ou don’t do the sec move.

So why aren’t they giving us credit for killing the pac 10 too?

Patience, grasshopper.

6 hours ago, Lidig8r said:

In  my younger years, I had a bit of a cavalierly loose interpretation of my own morality.

Having said that, I have seen THAT look in women's eyes before.

YOU WERE SWINGERS!!!!

Brat... you Magnificent Bastard you!

WERE?

You think Brat’s maturity has reduced his virility?  Senior centers are hotbeds of STDs. Viagra has made them dens of iniquity. Y’all yunguns don’t have the corner on hedonism  


https://www.everydayhealth.com/stds/rise-sharply-among-older-americans/

STDs Rise Sharply Among Older Americans

Is the summer of love making a comeback for baby boomers and the silent generation?

Cannot forget the sea gomers drive halfway across the city 24/7 365 days a year to hold watch on a ship that is moored up. 

1 hour ago, TexasBeta said:

Over on SEC Rant - b/c a slow day. Posted by some aggy proud of this - Fake Army Uniform for Baseball Team - 20230213_BA_Portraits_Corps_Uniforms_CRB_0022.jpg?width=2000

 

What, no Jodhpurs on the baseball uniform??? Can’t even do fake fake army uniforms right

45 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Cannot forget the sea gomers drive halfway across the city 24/7 365 days a year to hold watch on a ship that is moored up. 

Ho-Lee-Chit, unbelievable,  I didn't know that. 

1 hour ago, OrangEngr said:

What, no Jodhpurs on the baseball uniform??? Can’t even do fake fake army uniforms right

Repped for teaching me a new word!

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