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3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Looch has a nice little 2 minute rant at 44:00 about the "disgusting thinking" of the vocal 2%ers because they... aren't delusion to other school's fans, and how he's trying to change that mindset. (and of course he mentions Texas in this. Because rent free) 

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0107130-obfn.mp3

Pos rep just for taking a bullet and listening to that shit.  Also boobies.

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You fellas remember this gem?

 

37 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I know Arky fucking sucks but I would never take Chad lightly. He is a legit coach and will definitely try and scheme some crazy shit against aggy.

God, if you're up there, grant these hogs just one week of fortune to do battle with aggy.

Yeah that’s all fine except the fact that piggy got ass raped by UNT. As lopsided as the score was, it wasn’t even as close as seemed. Piggy is just bad and If A&M doesn’t win big this is a failure in my eyes 

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3 hours ago, Cody2422 said:


I've never heard him speak before, figured him to sound more like a little bitch.


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You fellas remember this gem?
 
Wat? Nobody gives a shit about Alpo or Cooger High.23b5327c48e980839e8c0a99dbe902ae.jpg
1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

Any follow up on this. He talking about transfer?

Getting off twitter.  False alarm.

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

What did they buy in Galveston?  

An autographed Johnny Foosball saltwater reel.

2 hours ago, The Golden Hat said:

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The funny thing is that the kid standing next to Jimbo is 5’6”.

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5 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Looch has a nice little 2 minute rant at 44:00 about the "disgusting thinking" of the vocal 2%ers because they... aren't delusion to other school's fans, and how he's trying to change that mindset. (and of course he mentions Texas in this. Because rent free) 

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0107130-obfn.mp3

Jesus titty fucking Christ. What a complete lunatic.

He’s literally describing manipulating the thoughts of a fan base.

5 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Looch has a nice little 2 minute rant at 44:00 about the "disgusting thinking" of the vocal 2%ers because they... aren't delusion to other school's fans, and how he's trying to change that mindset. (and of course he mentions Texas in this. Because rent free) 

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0107130-obfn.mp3

It’s odd that a journalist would consider it his job to “eradicate” certain thoughts from the fan base...

2 hours ago, The Golden Hat said:

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Every aggy is the dorky kid from high school.  They fit in there because they're forced to be friends with each other.

4 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

 

Daaaaaaaannnnnnnnngggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!

 

5 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Yeah having a gay linebacker won't sit well over there

So how WOULD a gay linebacker sit???

3 hours ago, The Golden Hat said:

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Well gaaaaaaaahleeeeee sarge!!!

3 hours ago, deft said:

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Ladies and gentlemen, our big brother

'member the 12th potato? I 'member.

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

Gomer and Goober at Pyle,  

Beat me to it

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Getting off twitter.  False alarm.
Wait, he's not gay?
4 hours ago, The Golden Hat said:

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That guy next to Jimbo must be at least 5’ 7”.

3 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

Yeah that’s all fine except the fact that piggy got ass raped by UNT. As lopsided as the score was, it wasn’t even as close as seemed. Piggy is just bad and If A&M doesn’t win big this is a failure in my eyes 

1. UNT is good

2. We're talking about aggy here

4 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

This isn't even a .gif, but you can actually see that dude mouthbreathing in the photo.

Which one?

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Gomer and Goober at Pyle,  

Shit, the loser bench in Animal House is far more accurate. Though Kevin Bacon actually represented aggy pretty well with the “Thank you sir, may I have another” line. That’s pure fucking aggy right there...

I will continue to fight to eradicate that kind of thinking from this fanbase..."  - Looch

 

Genocide is a strong play, but yes.. do your thing

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The fact that their rankings have been completely flipped upside down in one week of football tells you all you need to know.

Oh and UNT being ranked higher than a Jimbo Fisher coached SEC team. Ridonk.

This is just so aggy.  They are way more concerned/proud of being in the SEC with a coach that made his name at another school.  This slapdick does not even mention his school, but lauds their conf and merc coach.  They must go to bed and close their eyes and pray that being near success will finally rub off on them one day.

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

The funny thing is that the kid standing next to Jimbo is 5’6”.

Lol! Didn’t see this before I posted. Beat me to it! 🤘🏻

6 hours ago, deft said:

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Ladies and gentlemen, our big brother

Brazzers?

5 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

This isn't even a .gif, but you can actually see that dude mouthbreathing in the photo.

Which one?

20 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

Which one?

Yes

OldShadeOfBlue 12:25p, 9/24/18   AG   The fact that their rankings have been completely flipped upside down in one week of football tells you all you need to know.

Oh and UNT being ranked higher than a Jimbo Fisher coached SEC team. Ridonk.
This is just so aggy.  They are way more concerned/proud of being in the SEC with a coach that made his name at another school.  This slapdick does not even mention his school, but lauds their conf and merc coach.  They must go to bed and close their eyes and pray that being near success will finally rub off on them one day.



As has been pointed out, UNT has more secsecsec wins than aggy right now. Why are they having such a hard time with that? Oh wait, we all know.....

Go back to about 42:00 of the looch podcast.
Stupid fuck is saying how a stop here play there and a score there coulda turned the bama game around.
Bama didnt beat aggy, agyy mistakes caused the loss.

On 9/24/2018 at 7:16 AM, Leanderman said:

After the Bama game, BAS= Battered Ass Syndrome.

Balls Against Scrotums! NTTAWWT

21 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Go back to about 42:00 of the looch podcast.
Stupid fuck is saying how a stop here play there and a score there coulda turned the bama game around.
Bama didnt beat aggy, agyy mistakes caused the loss.

Saban really is an asshole, though he is not an idiot.  He realizes he still needs the middle of the pack teams to look respectable or the myth of SEC will be illuminated.  It's football and they aren't unbeatable, chances are any given season they will lose a game or 2.  Beating your conference middlings 120-0 does nothing to help the SEC mantra of best conference ever, and get you in the playoffs without even playing for the conference title   

Bama is really good this year, again.  aggy is a 7-5 team this year, again.  Bama could have beat aggy 59-0, again, but Saban in his aging wisdom realizes this doesn't benefit him.  

Aggy is undefeated against Galveston Ball HS, they are 1-0-1. And everywhere I look they are catching up to us in MNCs 3 to 4 since they insist on counting their undefeated seasons regardless of who was actually crowned.  Of course they don't consider the 6 which we don't acknowledge as MNCs. 

8 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

Yeah that’s all fine except the fact that piggy got ass raped by UNT. As lopsided as the score was, it wasn’t even as close as seemed. Piggy is just bad and If A&M doesn’t win big this is a failure in my eyes 

Piggy is really, really bad. But let's not forget: failure is what aggy has always done best. It's their longest running, most hallowed turdition.

On 9/23/2018 at 12:36 PM, Noah Fence said:

 they managed to get the ball in the red zone five times -- two more times than Alabama -- and score touchdowns on two occasions.

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Bama could have had 2 more TD's at a minimum but they took their foot off the gas after their last touchdown.  

This is the most pathetic thing I have ever read.  So allowing Bama to score TDs from outside the red zone is now a good thing.  Regarded.

 

 

Yep, I guess Bama scoring from outside the RZ doesn't count as 'getting into the RZ' to aggy. LULZ.

On 9/23/2018 at 12:09 PM, Welshy said:
bamabama97 said:
Not that I'm defending our lesser angels, but I'd say the Tide fanbase has earned the right to be pretty cocky. I don't agree with cussing at out-of-towners, though. I remember the horns a few years back say this, but in our case it's the truth: We are the Joneses.



Take your Jones as back to your own board. TexAgs is the Jones of college message boards, *****.

 

^ so may levels

LMAO at aggy complaining about cursing at visiting fans. Every time I ever went to any kind of game in CS against those fucks, I got a lot more shit than them cussing at me - violent threats, etc, even from the olds. Hell, especially from the olds. 

Yeah that’s all fine except the fact that piggy got ass raped by UNT. As lopsided as the score was, it wasn’t even as close as seemed. Piggy is just bad and If A&M doesn’t win big this is a failure in my eyes 
Yes jimbo will save face my not taking his foot off the gas here. Mond will be passing with 2 minutes left trying to score more.
10 hours ago, The Golden Hat said:

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Dude looks like easily as big of a drunk as Sumlin. Wow.

9 hours ago, wood said:

LMAO at aggy complaining about cursing at visiting fans. Every time I ever went to any kind of game in CS against those fucks, I got a lot more shit than them cussing at me - violent threats, etc, even from the olds. Hell, especially from the olds. 

No kidding.  I went to the UT v aggy baseball game last year and heard more verbal garbage thrown at my wife and I than I have at any other place.  Their fans are trash.

On 9/24/2018 at 11:06 PM, utee94 said:

I wonder how they're going to spin that into their standard "opponent thinks they're the best fans EVAR" story?

Turned the other cheek just like Jesus taught.

I think Oklahoma State would make a good fit in the SEC, and be actually better than A&M in the west division...

 

When will you stop with this never ending stream of consciousness bullshit? Nobody gives a fuck about your thoughts on Oklahoma State. Especially not in the aggy thread.

Jesus you’re a beating.

12 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

when arkie misses a tackle. they really miss a tackle.

30 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

I think Oklahoma State would make a good fit in the SEC, and be actually better than A&M in the west division...

 

list of Big 12 teams that would be better than aggy in the SEC west.

Texas, OU, TCU, OSU, West Virginia, KSU, Iowa State, Tech.

14 hours ago, Mez2 said:

Brazzers?

Damnity, you might be on the right track...

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