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28 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So still no official confirmation?

I have not seen anything and based on Thamel we have a few hours to go.

 

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1 minute ago, Constant said:

It is entirely possible they just got the two situations mixed up right?

 

7 hours ago, HeyMcFly said:

How will his three star culture mind games work at aggy?

They’re one star people!

8 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I thought it would be Traylor but maybe Traylor wouldn't agree to keeping Robinson.  or he's aware of how batshit crazy the place is.

It is appropriate the coach they hired has a average record of 8-4

*8-4.5

33 minutes ago, Constant said:

It is entirely possible they just got the two situations mixed up right?

"OK, the plane will be landing at the Lexington airport in one hour and we can't wait to see you in College Station. We've got the band, the Yell Leaders, and Reveille all ready to go ... Wait, what's that? You're in Durham? Are you visiting family there for the holidays?"

12 hours ago, speed817 said:

Can someone summarize what has happened since midnight last night????

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So, do the Fightin' Texum Aggies have a corch yet?

I can’t find a compelling reason Elko is better than Stoops. Other than, he spent two years there under a guy they hated so much, they spent $70M+ just so he’d go away.

Just now, Stringer said:

I can’t find a compelling reason Elko is better than Stoops. Other than, he spent two years there under a guy they hated so much, they spent $70M+ just so he’d go away.

I can't even find a compelling reason that Elko is better than Jimbo, but here we are.

1 minute ago, Stringer said:

I can’t find a compelling reason Elko is better than Stoops. Other than, he spent two years there under a guy they hated so much, they spent $70M+ just so he’d go away.

Elko has been there before so he won't be freaked out by the weirdness. 

6 minutes ago, Stringer said:

I can’t find a compelling reason Elko is better than Stoops. Other than, he spent two years there under a guy they hated so much, they spent $70M+ just so he’d go away.

Ok with being told who his defensive coaches are?

11 minutes ago, Stringer said:

I can’t find a compelling reason Elko is better than Stoops. Other than, he spent two years there under a guy they hated so much, they spent $70M+ just so he’d go away.

They haven’t paid anything yet …

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9 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

It's true to me:

 

 

I mean, I hate ou just as much as anyone else on here but this is absolutely correct. And as everyone can see, aggy is in spin mode. 

“Insiders” pumping out all sorts of sunshine messages? Check.

Try to make it known that the admin and athletic department are united? Fucking check. 

Pump up Elko as the best hire since Bear Bryant even though we did that with Jimbo? Checkity check.

Make it know that Elko “gets us”? Absolutely check

Have people with a lot of followers make up shit like getting texts from other P5 coaches and Texas high school coaches who are praising the Elko hire? Mother fuckity check. 

 

This is an athletic department/fan base/college who is making decisions not in the best interest of what will get their football program actual championships but instead what they believe will just beat Texas next year. This is how juvenile they are. But for some reason because Elko coached there before, that automatically means this is the right hire/right fit all because he agreed to keep Robinson and the recruits they bought because they believe that class is the class to a.) beat Texas and b.) maybe win something prominent. 

Yes, what Elko did at Duke was impressive, but he’s not the home run hire they are making it out to be. A&M is great at manufacturing just horseshit and trying to sell it as gold, and they are primed and ready to do that again with the hire of Elko. 

25 minutes ago, deadshank said:

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Yep.  Also some of this-

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It was always Elko. 
(lulz that Apple autocorrects to Elmo).

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2 minutes ago, nnm said:

It was always Elko. 
(lulz that Apple autocorrects to Elmo).

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How many user names does Luicci have?

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Jimbo in ACC - .783 winning pct

Jimbo in SEC - .643 winning pct

Elko in ACC - .640 winning pct

So they are going to pay 100+ million for an 8 win coach? Seems on brand.

19 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Elko has been there before so he won't be freaked out by the weirdness. 

That doesn’t matter very much.   Will still suck.

- Your friend,

 Mike Sherman

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Jimbo in ACC - .783 winning pct

Jimbo in SEC - .643 winning pct

Elko in ACC - .640 winning pct

Which means Elko in the sec- .843 winning pct you stoopid sip

aTm is the fat chick that thinks she's hot because she gets laid every weekend while her much more attractive group of friends don't. It's because she put out no matter what. That's aTm. 

They've engaged Houston radio in the spin campaign.  'Ignore everything we said about a&m never settling.'

 

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1 minute ago, pops said:

aTm is the fat chick that thinks she's hot because she gets laid every weekend while her much more attractive group of friends don't. It's because she put out no matter what. That's aTm. 

Hey we’ve all banged a fattie in secret before. 

It would be unfair to every non-Aggie to not keep this going. 

 

Do the right thing Elko

25 minutes ago, orangebird said:

I can't even find a compelling reason that Elko is better than Jimbo, but here we are.

See, this is where they're playing chess and you're thinking checkers.  They know Jimbo is probably better than Elko, but they can pay Elko less than they were paying Jimbo.  Sure, there was a buyout . . . or two . . . but that's a myopic perspective.  You need to be a big picture type.

They’ll double his current, but still 3 less than bimbo…  but guarantee 10 years. 
 

advantage: aggy. 

9 minutes ago, NoName said:

 

Liucci is such a fucking tool and a thin-skinned little bitch. 

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Hey we’ve all banged a fattie in secret before. 

I think you’ve forgotten where you are posting. Surly only bangs 10s.

8 minutes ago, NoName said:

 

Hey now, my mama taught me that it's not nice to make fun of the kids who ride the short bus.

Just now, pacmanmakesitrain said:

I think you’ve forgotten where you are posting. Surly only bangs 10s.

Well yeah that’s what we tell everyone after we bang a fattie. 

4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Hey we’ve all banged a fattie in secret before. 

I Guess If You Say So GIF

There is nothing embarrassing about knocking the bottom out of a fat girl

4 hours ago, Vermin said:

So aggy said we'll hire you, but you're stuck promoting a one trick recruiting wizard to significant scheme and play-calling responsibilities in your area of expertise because the academic admin likes him personally.

Really professional management over at aggy.

No way he is having any input on the d scheme or anything for that matter. It sounds like it’s purely title only. To save this class and he moves on next year. He is the Eric bienemey of aggy

Shit this weekend has been glorious.  I'm almost sorry that the aggy corch search saga is drawing to a close...for now.

Still, they never fail to entertain.  I'll be keeping my eyes on what happens to Bjork next.  Does the aggy BOR shitcan him?  Or will they simply haze him like a frat boy pledge at the aggy BOR Christmas party?  And if they do shitcan him, will the aggy AD search be as entertaining as this one was?

 

But what does El commandant say about Elko? ( I tried to add Jimbo's face, but I'm old and have no skills)

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3 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

There is nothing embarrassing about knocking the bottom out of a fat girl

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I thought it would be Traylor but maybe Traylor wouldn't agree to keeping Robinson.  or he's aware of how batshit crazy the place is.
It is appropriate the coach they hired has a average record of 8-4
Traylor was a serious candidate for aggy and did inteview, but I guarantee you they tried to low-ball him on the contract so they could at least point out the savings to those not thrilled about the hire. Traylor (or his agent) wasnt having it and aggy wasnt prepared to pay near Jimbo money to steal UTSA's coach.

They’re hiring a coach that is forced to keep staff and they’ll fire Bjork and hire an AD that will be forced to keep the football coach because they can’t afford another buyout. Lol

These days if you’re a decent HC and gonna get paid for a few years, no matter what you’re record of achievement, and then get a golden parachute on the way out, you can stomach being anywhere , the system has very little incentive for performance. See: Charlie Strong, Herman, and post 2009 FUPM, Les Miles, etc. A small handful are driven by ego and the need to win, the rest, not so much. They only fight for wins on the way up the career ladder, but once a HC getting guaranteed 7 figures for a few years most give zero fucks it seems.

Will the father in law get to take pictures on the sidelines in S'ville?
Hell, in Starksville Lebby might be able to slide old Art into an analyst job.
8 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

There is nothing embarrassing about knocking the bottom out of a fat girl

 

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1 hour ago, dcar00 said:
I thought it would be Traylor but maybe Traylor wouldn't agree to keeping Robinson.  or he's aware of how batshit crazy the place is.
It is appropriate the coach they hired has a average record of 8-4

Traylor was a serious candidate for aggy and did inteview, but I guarantee you they tried to low-ball him on the contract so they could at least point out the savings to those not thrilled about the hire. Traylor (or his agent) wasnt having it and aggy wasnt prepared to pay near Jimbo money to steal UTSA's coach.

It would be stupid to pay Traylor anywhere near Jimbo's salary.  (It was stupid to pay Jimbo that much, but at least he had some skins on the wall.)  Where's the leverage?  "Oh, you won't pay me $10M annually?  Well, fuck that, I'm going back to UTSA where I make $2.8M.  Ha ha!  suck it, losers!"

(This assumes A&M has some negotiating skill, which clearly they don't, but nevertheless . . . )

18 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Hey we’ve all banged a fattie in secret before. 

 

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