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1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:


I thought it was a Troy hat

They absolutely don’t understand marketing at all.

They want the T for Texas and they have those jerseys that say Texas in big letters with aggies in tiny letters because they also want to be considered Texas and they don’t want us to be considered Texas. Except we’re literally Texas. It’s dumb. 

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There have been tremendous fluences.   

19 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They absolutely don’t understand marketing at all.

And as much $$$ they get from the state, it should be simple.  Nope,.' Do you want to do something not very smart, or smart?  LET'S DO OPTION A1'

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

imagine not only having a mugshot, but also looking like a cross between the lead singer of Smash Mouth and Guy Fieri, and not feeling an ounce of shame when it's posted. Liucci has to have an embarrassment fetish or some shit, only explanation.

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

They want the T for Texas and they have those jerseys that say Texas in big letters with aggies in tiny letters because they also want to be considered Texas and they don’t want us to be considered Texas. Except we’re literally Texas. It’s dumb. 

Of all the little brother -slash - state schools, they seem to be the only ones with a major problem about it.  Michigan State.  Florida State.  Kansas State.  North Carolina State.  Mississippi State.  Hell, Auburn.  All relish their roles as the anti-blueblood.  

Our friends to the east are literally Jan Brady incarnate.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Of all the little brother -slash - state schools, they seem to be the only ones with a major problem about it.  Michigan State.  Florida State.  Kansas State.  North Carolina State.  Mississippi State.  Hell, Auburn.  All relish their roles as the anti-blueblood.  

Our friends to the east are literally Jan Brady incarnate.

No kidding. They are on level with Alaska State, Hawaii State and Puerto Rico State.

Fit has never looked better.

41 minutes ago, 1bigtx said:

No kidding. They are on level with Alaska State, Hawaii State and Puerto Rico State.

More like Guam Community College.

8 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

* fazes

That aggy edumacation on full display.

What pickup are you talking about?

Didn’t you get an older Chevy? Late 90s or so? You were tuning it up and doing a few things but going to leave it be for the most part. Am I imagining that? Or was it someone else?

All aggy should rally behind being the new school/class of Southern New Hampshire University.

Hook’em!!!

13 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Didn’t you get an older Chevy? Late 90s or so? You were tuning it up and doing a few things but going to leave it be for the most part. Am I imagining that? Or was it someone else?

I’ve had a Range Rover for a couple of years. Haven’t had a Chevy for quite some time. 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Of all the little brother -slash - state schools, they seem to be the only ones with a major problem about it.  Michigan State.  Florida State.  Kansas State.  North Carolina State.  Mississippi State.  Hell, Auburn.  All relish their roles as the anti-blueblood.  

Washington State is aggy af.  

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Of all the little brother -slash - state schools, they seem to be the only ones with a major problem about it.  Michigan State.  Florida State.  Kansas State.  North Carolina State.  Mississippi State.  Hell, Auburn.  All relish their roles as the anti-blueblood.  

Our friends to the east are literally Jan Brady incarnate.

Literally?

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Archer/ ‘Frazing!’

 

they should have beveled the edges on the pipes before they welded them....gives better weld penetration and strength

41 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Washington State is aggy af.  

Exception, rule.

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Let’s be honest.  There’s a 50/50 chance he’s the next lieutenant governor of Texas and 35% of this website will gladly to him.  

We call those folks surly aggy.

No CR.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Of all the little brother -slash - state schools, they seem to be the only ones with a major problem about it.  Michigan State.  Florida State.  Kansas State.  North Carolina State.  Mississippi State.  Hell, Auburn.  All relish their roles as the anti-blueblood.  

Our friends to the east are literally Jan Brady incarnate.

Florida State doesn't seem like it should be on that list.

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Let’s be honest.  There’s a 50/50 chance he’s the next lieutenant governor of Texas and 35% of this website will gladly to him.  

Stop doing this shit. 

11 hours ago, deft said:

Fuck no he didn’t invent this thread. He was merely the first to pick it up over here. “Probably more in shaggy?” It was longer over there and he didn’t start it.

iirc, a guy named Rich & Smooth started the Tell me about aggy thread over on shaggy. Speaking of him, I wonder what happened to him. He never popped up over here unless he changed his name.

16 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Florida State doesn't seem like it should be on that list.

Really?  It's academically inferior to UF, and has won 20 "national titles" compared to 47 for the Gators.  I'm kinda thinking they belong in the Aggie discussion.

8 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

iirc, a guy named Rich & Smooth started the Tell me about aggy thread over on shaggy. Speaking of him, I wonder what happened to him. He never popped up over here unless he changed his name.

Sounds like Chitowndoc.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Of all the little brother -slash - state schools, they seem to be the only ones with a major problem about it.  Michigan State.  Florida State.  Kansas State.  North Carolina State.  Mississippi State.  Hell, Auburn.  All relish their roles as the anti-blueblood.  

Our friends to the east are literally Jan Brady incarnate.

Texas, Texas, Texas!

incurably romantic

37 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

iirc, a guy named Rich & Smooth started the Tell me about aggy thread over on shaggy. Speaking of him, I wonder what happened to him. He never popped up over here unless he changed his name.

Pretty sure he was someone’s sock. 

On 2/8/2024 at 6:38 PM, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Texas A&M plans to take over old Macy's building for new e-sports facility

University officials will visit the site at Post Oak Mall this week to discuss turning it into the home of over 2,000 students active in e-sports.

https://www.chron.com/news/article/texas-am-esports-macys-18653360.php

GET YOUR LICKS IN NOW. Aggy is about to be swimming in "sports" championships. Kroger Field is last century, it's now all about Macy's Lan Cafe.

Their new champions factory fits in so well with the other architecture on campus

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Gaymers... 

I’ve had a Range Rover for a couple of years. Haven’t had a Chevy for quite some time. 

Welcome back! You were missed by many here.

Hook’em!!!
3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

More like Guam Community College.

Except Guam does not sink.

SIAP:  Some outfit called the Gig 'em Gazette thinks we made a horrible mistake with Sark's contract.  Of course, there's a whole lot of "if this hadn't happened on that play then Texas would have finished 17th in their conference"  rationalizing going on. 

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/longhorns-make-huge-mistake-sark-contract-aggie-football-fans-love-it

 

11 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

SIAP:  Some outfit called the Gig 'em Gazette thinks we made a horrible mistake with Sark's contract.  Of course, there's a whole lot of "if this hadn't happened on that play then Texas would have finished 17th in their conference"  rationalizing going on. 

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/longhorns-make-huge-mistake-sark-contract-aggie-football-fans-love-it

 

Thought it was Jizzemgazette.

Sounds pretty dialed in for a 14 year old*

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*I have no idea how old this cuntflap is

5 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Needs to get back on his meds... 

promise I will as soon as I get off your mom.  Not my fault your spirit animal is Aggie

6 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He looks like some specific dorky actor from a teen comedy but I can't quite recall who. 

I think we’re thinking of the dude from “not another teen movie” who was an amalgam of the other dorks from so many 80s/90s teen flicks.  

8 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

SIAP:  Some outfit called the Gig 'em Gazette thinks we made a horrible mistake with Sark's contract.  Of course, there's a whole lot of "if this hadn't happened on that play then Texas would have finished 17th in their conference"  rationalizing going on. 

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/longhorns-make-huge-mistake-sark-contract-aggie-football-fans-love-it

 

Oh, that’s beautiful. It has all the Ag fan fiction elements-

 - that bad fortune the Ags had? Chance fate, and there was nothing to do to avoid it

- that good fortune Texas had? Again, blind luck, mixed in with the system helping Texas out. 
 

23 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He looks like some specific dorky actor from a teen comedy but I can't quite recall who. 

I’ll go first ..

 

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8 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Thought it was Jizzemgazette.

Here’s one of the quotes “The proof will be in the pudding in 2024.”  aggy seems to know a lot about pudding, especially chocolate pudding. 

 

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Another difference- Sark is now in the top 10 of coaches’ salaries. Although the annual rate is larger for Sark than Jimbo, didn’t his contract put him in the top three?

17 hours ago, deft said:


Where did I say he didn’t start this thread? You said he invented the thread. This thread has been going for longer than surly has existed. Did he start it on TOS?

excuse the fuck outta me

16 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

More manly than our faggy, dildo-y block T. Their T brings fear.

 

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I didn't state what you say I do. I doubt you can write about the Longhorns and manage to be straight serious with no exquisite insults. Not many posters here are simply about serious sports conversation. It would indeed get boring pretty fast if most people didn't either successfully or unsuccessfully try their hands at wit. The spectrum should include a dry absurdist like Futureman or a would-be beat poet like dangersnax. 

1 I'm not burdened by directly descended grandchildren. My sad jumble of DNA ends with me. You're welcome. As for the ignore function, I've got a few people on it. They've mostly got themselves crowd sourced by now. I can scroll by a bad or trolling post with great ease.

2 I don't blame you for the projection, but I was neither trying to insult anyone nor do I believe that I did so. The post was serious as a heart attack. Plus, I can throw a decent barb here and there, but I'm not prolific enough to catch up with the best here.

I can’t tell what you’re attempting with footnote 1 without actually properly quoting me or “at-ing” me so I’d have any idea you responded. It did make me laugh though.  “I’m fine with the technology, dammit!”

9 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Except Guam does not sink.

Wasn't Guam supposed to tip over?

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I forgot these dorks have club hockey

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Imagine trying to enjoy a game and this douche is in the way doing his janitor mating call

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11 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Really?  It's academically inferior to UF, and has won 20 "national titles" compared to 47 for the Gators.  I'm kinda thinking they belong in the Aggie discussion.

It also has a similar "coed" history (it was once a women's-only school) and similar confusing origin story with its big brother (F$U was created before UF and was once called University of Florida).

 

Holy shit, they got Jason Robertson to be a ringer!

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So, the comparison between 2020 TAMU and 2023 Texas- the Ags lost Alabama by four TDs, 24-52. It was 14-35 at the half. 
 
It wasn’t just misfortune that kept the Ags out of the playoffs. No one, and I mean no one, wanted to watch the two teams play again. 
 
In 2023, Texas was helped significantly in that they beat Bama, by two scores. 
 
(Say, who was the Bama OC in 2020? I’ll bet that guy is pretty good)

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