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18 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

Wow, although one of my favorite games of all time, I had no idea the stats so heavily favored App St. Incredible. Shout-out to Jimbo for best post-game press conference ever. 

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These fuckin' SEC t-shirts and caps are embarrassing. Didn't we mock aggy for over-promoting SEC merch?

I'm not wearing this shit...

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13 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

These fuckin' SEC t-shirts and caps are embarrassing. Didn't we mock aggy for over-promoting SEC merch?

I'm not wearing this shit...

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27 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

These fuckin' SEC t-shirts and caps are embarrassing. Didn't we mock aggy for over-promoting SEC merch?

I'm not wearing this shit...

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The SEC logo bigger than anything else definitely is and yes we did many many times.  

9 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

The SEC logo bigger than anything else definitely is and yes we did many many times.  

I especially dislike the SEC logo in blue & gold. At least do it, preferably smaller, in our colors!

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Not wearing any Texas gear where the secsec logo is more prominent than the TEXAS logos…..just the way it is…..period.

These fuckin' SEC t-shirts and caps are embarrassing. Didn't we mock aggy for over-promoting SEC merch?
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If you can believe Aggy, their idiotic Jimbo buyout has had NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER on their program and wasn't the reason Schloss wanted to leave. What a clown show. 

 

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Poor aggy. Pooooorr aggy. Pooooooooooooorrrr aggy.

DADDY lives in their heads.

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Bevo has a new shovel and bucket! Gone is the OU bucket. Maybe it comes back from time to time and Red River Rivalry? f1f04a1f9ee5f4aecc17ba2198bda850.jpg

2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

These fuckin' SEC t-shirts and caps are embarrassing. Didn't we mock aggy for over-promoting SEC merch?

I'm not wearing this shit...

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fuck that shit

Still pissed it's come to joining this hayseed league

The SEC move announcement (that they did themselves, 3 years too early) already had them shook, I think this Schloss thing truly broke their psyche beyond repair.

fuck that shit
Still pissed it's come to joining this hayseed league

So you were all in on staying in the big 12?

No. Be smarter.
46 minutes ago, markstanco said:


So you were all in on staying in the big 12?

No. Be smarter.

Sure.  Or going anywhere else.

18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Great!

Now tell us about the time you helped the LSU fans find the stadium.

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31 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Kyle Field is looking good too...agricultural school, right?

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Are they watering the field with Brawndo?

6 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Are they watering the field with Brawndo?

Funny it has been raining like hell this year. Maybe those engineers forgot to put a drainage pipe aroind the Reveille?!

41 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Kyle Field is looking good too...agricultural school, right?

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Doesn't anyone know how to turn on  the sprinklers?

It’s cause we had a record setting concert with King George - stupid sip. That was the only day we let “non-football” people on the hallowed grass.

Hook’em!!!

4 minutes ago, Big Frog II said:

Doesn't anyone know how to turn on  the sprinklers?

Trev's been a little busy this week, stealing our #3 assistant to run their baseball program.

14 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

It’s cause we had a record setting concert with King George - stupid sip. That was the only day we let “non-football” people on the hallowed grass.

Hook’em!!!

Actually they also had a kickball game between Mexico and Brazil also.  But they have so much money they can pay jimbo the largest buyout ever and not sweat it. The cutting of 20 athletic staff members, 2 unprecedented money grab events on the sacred grounds of kyle field, the slow- playing of blue bell Park renovation, and the hiring of the cheapest possible replacement for schloss are all coincidences and aren't an indication of financial troubles 

6 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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Saw this earlier, why no SEC logo on the bucket?

 

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I just got a text about that.  Maybe aggy will stop doing stupid things with taxpayer money.  Who the hell am I kidding?  They'll never stop doing stupid things.

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Under Sharp, the College Station flagship ballooned into the nation’s largest university, with more than 77,000 students — an increase of more than 50% since he stepped into his role.

Amazing that aggy is still bragging about becoming a bloated, overcrowded diploma mill.

Whoop?

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

On top of what exactly? From what I know of their animal husbandry habits, you get behind the sheep not on top of them. 

7 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Amazing that aggy is still bragging about becoming a bloated, overcrowded diploma mill.

Whoop?

77K students paying athletic fees > 40K students paying athletic fees.

Simple as that for aggy.

40 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

77K students paying athletic fees > 40K students paying athletic fees.

Simple as that for aggy.

77K former aggy per year voting to destroy UT > 40K per year is their math.

12 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

It’s cause we had a record setting concert with King George - stupid sip. That was the only day we let “non-football” people on the hallowed grass.

Hook’em!!!

Fuck aggy….enough said.

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

On top of what exactly? From what I know of their animal husbandry habits, you get behind the sheep not on top of them. 

Oh dammit.  Sharp was the gift that kept on giving.  Hopefully they replace him with someone equally incompetent.  Being aggies, I trust they will.

Oh dammit.  Sharp was the gift that kept on giving.  Hopefully they replace him with someone equally incompetent.  Being aggies, I trust they will.

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Slick Rick - come on down.

He should’ve been fired for the Jimbo extension and buyout, but no, he gets the golden handshake, plaudits, and a year long goodbye tour. 
Never change, Aggies. 

9 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Amazing trophy case.  

The green buttplug is a nice touch.  Not for the 2%ers.

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2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

On top of what exactly? From what I know of their animal husbandry habits, you get behind the sheep not on top of them. 

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47 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

The green buttplug is a nice touch.  Not for the 2%ers.

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Everything is a buttplug if you're brave enough:

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“Nobody calls us anybody’s little brother anymore,” Sharp said.

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2 hours ago, Player said:


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Slick Rick - come on down.

Well, aggy will need another cocksucker...er...politician in that role.

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