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4 hours ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

 


It’s a clever Patel trap to poison sips

 

Hullabaloo Dinesh, Dinesh!  Hullabaloo, Dinesh, Dinesh

Anybody else remember that shit from 1999?

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Didn't hear him. I never listen to BaD Radio

Yes I love Klatt. He's great ever Wed on BaD Radio. He is open about his hatred and disrespect for aggy. His backhanded compliment yesterday about competing for 2nd was funny.


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I don’t even know what to think of that.
I know I think that's a fat chick tutoring that player.

She'd be a 2 at Tech or UT or TCU, but she's a 9 at A&M

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What an ugly sheep. No wonder aggy couldnt fill jerrah warld
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Whatever you say looch

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Daniel didn't even make one post about the Aggy game today. Too busy retweeting all the whining about how Baylor got screwed. Lmao

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In before “sips barely beat baylol and we took down an sec powerhouse”

Just now, deft said:

In before “sips barely beat baylol and we took down an sec powerhouse”

and "how great a visiting fan base the Ags are". 

33 minutes ago, deft said:

In before “sips barely beat baylol and we took down an sec powerhouse”

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wake me up when aggy beats any P5 opponent by more than a TD

The hate must be eating Dfigs up.  Good keep winning and give that loser an ulcer. 

On 10/12/2018 at 4:06 PM, TrashMaster G said:

aggy is the guy who believes himself to be the first son of the king, the crown prince.  In reality, he's the court jester's retarded son.

If a 2-2 OU beats an undefeated conference rival, whether it be Texas or Okie State, and it not only hands them a loss, but keeps them out of the playoffs, Okie fans would be laughing their asses off.  They would basically be:

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If a 2-2 Texas beats an undefeated OU or another rival and keeps em out of the playoffs, we would be laughing our asses off and acting out our inner Nelson  

If a 6-3 Bama beats an undefeated Auburn and keeps them out of the playoffs, they would be laughing at Auburn and pulling a Nelson  and mocking them on SECRant  

If a 6-3 Auburn beats an undefeated Bama and keeps them out of the playoffs, they would be laughing and pulling a Nelson.

If a 2-4 aggy beats an undefeated SEC foe and it keeps them out of the playoffs, they would immediately head over to SECRant and start their apology tour, telling everybody what a great atmosphere it was, and how the BOMC and the librools at ABCDisneyESiPN were behind keeping their now one-loss foe out of the playoffs, and how the polls are bullshit. 

I might be late but what exactly does BDF stand for? I know they are referring to the Big 12. Corny Aggy lingo? And when the Big 12 teams beat each other, it's a shitty conference. But when the SEC does it, they are just so good, right? Fucking retards.

The only thing the SEC has is Bama. Which is so damn good it isn't even fair.

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I might be late but what exactly does BDF stand for? I know they are referring to the Big 12. Corny Aggy lingo? And when the Big 12 teams beat each other, it's a shitty conference. But when the SEC does it, they are just so good, right? Fucking retards.
The only thing the SEC has is Bama. Which is so damn good it isn't even fair.
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Big Dumpster Fire or some stupid shit.

Vic you know what BDF means. Come on. Bug dumpster fire. It's the big 12. Where aggy dominated for 20 years with a .500 record.

They make fun of a conference where they averaged 4th in the south division.

It's a huge burn comment on the conference they left that they dominated and went to the sec and then dominated more there.

Not sure why they're so giddy about WVU losing, when Georgia lost as well today, which leaves the SEC without any shred of credibility not named Alabama.

 

But, I guess they're happy with being Alabama's little bitch, so all is well with the world.

 

 

A&M suffers from irrational exuberance and failure to critically self-identify their own issues so they can reach the success they are so sure they deserve. Their mindset literally prevents them from attaining success. It's 69ing a sheep - a continuous circle of gratification that isn't going to amount to more than prematurely blowing their load while continuing to pleasure the sheep.

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2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

The hate must be eating Dfigs up.  Good keep winning and give that loser an ulcer. 

Hopefully, it kills him. 

They've convinced themselves that 2 quality losses is actually a thing.

 

"2 loses better than a Maryland lose?" What kind of education are they getting there in College Station?

I still love how they keep bringing up quality losses rather than them actually telling us whom they have beat, which is absolutely no one. Unless they actually believe UK was a legit ranked 13 and not all SEC overhype as always. 

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Quality losses. That's fucking loser talk. To contend you have to be able to win the games you aren't supposed to win. You have to prove you belong. 

"Oh, but we lost to the two top teams, so we're better than most." "Best two loss team in the nation." 

It never occurs to these fucks that you actually have to WIN college football games to be considered winners. 

32 minutes ago, HoustonHorn said:

A&M suffers from irrational exuberance and failure to critically self-identify their own issues so they can reach the success they are so sure they deserve. Their mindset literally prevents them from attaining success. It's 69ing a sheep - a continuous circle of gratification that isn't going to amount to more than prematurely blowing their load while continuing to pleasure the sheep.

I'd love to go for a day on this site without discussing aggy and their sheep loving.    Just kidding!

 

 

Personally, IDGAF if we're ranked #1 or 100. Rankings don't mean shit. You either win the title or you're nothing. You won't see me waving a "we're #16" flag at the end of the season. Fucking loser ass aggy.

25 minutes ago, utee94 said:

They've convinced themselves that 2 quality losses is actually a thing.

 

I suppose 2 quality losses equal one mediocre win to aggy.   Guess we have to hope Maryland wins out to make our loss a quality loss.  

38 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Good grief.

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lulz. Yes those thrilling wins by 7, 6, and 3 against mediocre to awful SEC teams are going to make committee cream their pants.

Reddit CFB mentions we're in first place in the Big 12. And of course, the first reply is from a jealous aggy fan

 

I think the ultimate expression of aggy is it talks shit about a conference it never won. 

6 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Reddit CFB mentions we're in first place in the Big 12. And of course, the first reply is from a jealous aggy fan

 

They are so jealous. It's not funny anymore, it's really just sad.

Oh we play in the FCS now?

“Why can’t we be top 15 at least in the BCS”?


He’s obviously talking about Bryan College Station, right? He can’t be talking about something that hasn’t existed in years, right?

55 minutes ago, mchookem said:

they won once. but point still stands.

Um, they won it three times, of course.  Incontrovertible proof:

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8 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

Um, they won it three times, of course.  Incontrovertible proof:

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I have seen this pic forever now but have never questioned why so I will do it now. First off, if this is photoshopped, then disregard anything after this and carry on. But if this is real, then:

How the fuck do they claim 1997 and 2010? I for the life of me can not grasp this. This is even fucking dumb for Aggy. 1997, they got ran off the field by Nebraska in the Big 12 title game. Nebraska went undefeated that year I believe. In 2010, OU squeaked by Nebraska in the Big 12 title game. Am I missing something?

The only explanation is aggy.

They made it right, I guess, some years later with some ultra-fine print:

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So then, obviously, they are conference champions of the south division.  From the inside, that's the explanation, from the outside, aggy is sad attention-whore.

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Is that for real?  Sorry if this has been discussed. 

If you want to go that route, ok I guess. Still fucking stupid to list a division title underneath the Conference Championship section. 

Still, how did they win the South in 2010 when Oklahoma won the South and then went to win the Big 12?

Just now, Lhorn said:

Is that for real?  Sorry if this has been discussed. 

Yes. Though the 2010 makes no sense considering they didn't even play in the conference championship game.

2010 had a three-way tie in the south division.  Even though aggy finished third in the tie-breaker, meaning not only did they NOT go to the CCG, but they also wouldn't have been the NEXT choice either, they still tied for first*!!! Put it on the stadium!!!

*in the south division

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How fucking embarrassing. And that is not just dumb Aggy fans, either. That shit is done by the actual university. 

Hell I guess we should add 2008 to our wall, too then.

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Heh!  Isn't ours indoors and in a place that's not even accessible to the public though?  At least we knew to add the asterisk!

1 minute ago, TexLonghorn said:

Heh!  Isn't ours indoors and in a place that's not even accessible to the public though?  At least we knew to add the asterisk!

Yes, and they took it down after we won it for real in 2009 iirc, but it’s still sad that this was a thing.

Sad! Anything to try appear relevant.

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