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24 minutes ago, Yama Yak Yachtzi said:

Out of the 12 FBS schools in Texas, aggy is the only team that doesn't play another Texas school. They should be DQ'd.

Stupid sip.  Don’t you know the sec is so tough that a loss there counts for more than a win against anyone else?  

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2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Just discovered that following their national title win in 1939 atm proceeded to lose 36 out of the next 44 contests between them and UT.

 

36 out of fucking 44. And one was a tie. 

At least there is one thing we wil never have to hear.

"Aggy is BACK!"

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If fans could vote and decide on the playoffs, rather than voting for themselves, I suspect more than a few would vote for us to get in to the playoffs so that we could face Alabama.  
You mean viewership records wouldn't be shattered if the two uber juggernauts of Bama and aggy were to meet for the CCG?

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2 hours ago, CoTex said:

Vic, this is aggy.

What you've basically done is taken the truth you don't like, and discounted it, to focus on the truth you prefer.  "If you don't count the two touchdowns we gave up, we played pretty good."  Wrong.  We won and that's enough.  Let it be enough.

You are a first rate whaler and if we were in Nantucket in 1800, you would be wealthy and revered.  However, this is a football message board and you've gone full aggy.  This I cannot abide.

 

In college football these days, holding a team to 17pts is pretty much shutting them down. They scored on 3 possessions of how many? I am not saying to discount the 2TDs. I am saying we shut them down the whole game. Keep their 3 scoring possessions. Not any point of that game was their offense taking it to our defense. Not sure what your point is here. I am not saying to take those away. I am just listing their scoring possessions and the context. After their opening scoring possession, they didn't do much at all.

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8 hours ago, TexasMan said:

1:45:45 - 1:52:00 

Gabe and Looch go on a tin foil hat rant about how the Big 12 officials rigged the win for Texas over Baylor because, thus delaying the exposing of the fraud Tom Herman.

Weird how the referee conspiracy was asleep on the job when Hasty (I think) pushed off to score a td in the first quarter.

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20 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

In college football these days, holding a team to 17pts is pretty much shutting them down. They scored on 3 possessions of how many? I am not saying to discount the 2TDs. I am saying we shut them down the whole game. Keep their 3 scoring possessions. Not any point of that game was their offense taking it to our defense. Not sure what your point is here. I am not saying to take those away. I am just listing their scoring possessions and the context. After their opening scoring possession, they didn't do much at all.

Not true. Rod Gilmore emphatically told me that Baylor was running at will in the 4th quarter. 

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6 hours ago, Orange&White said:

I think they refer to that simply as "November".

AKA ( aggy) : “ I will have the usual”

The second best thing about winning is the fact that aggy gets so mad their uvulas, vulvas, and ovaries swell and explode each week.

they may have to go back to human bonfire sacrifices to appease the football gods...

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9 minutes ago, El Squared said:

AKA ( aggy) : “ I will have the usual”

The second best thing about winning is the fact that aggy gets so mad their uvulas, vulvas, and ovaries swell and explode each week.

they may have to go back to human bonfire sacrifices to appease the football gods...

Friends have two daughters, one at aggy and one at mississipum state bulldogs.

theyre going to the game in Starkville and joked “we could wear shirts that had a&m on one side and msu on the other that say “house divided.”

i said “but the colors are the same so wouldn’t it just be a maroon shirt?”  

 

They had nothing.  You know they’re still thinking that one over.

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1 minute ago, markstanco said:

Daddy sec wont allow them to play a top 5 b12 team this year.

They will allow them to play a bottom feeder in the acc like wake forest so they can blow them out for a bowl conference win.

That’s funny, I bet wake hates their aggy bs as much as anyone.

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37 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Yes, but Bama and aggy together have won a lot of SEC championships.  And, since aggy lost to Bama that makes them a lot better than Texas because Texas didn't lose to Bama.

Don't you DARE take away our one loss to Bama! It was our best loss ever!! Forget our seven wins against them. We totally got to LOSE against them!!! ONCE!!!! 

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14 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

BOMC. We have our army of media drones lamely holding out our 6-game win streak and superior record including knocking off three then-ranked teams (one then and now again top 10) as an obvious pretense for putting us above the mighty conquerors of Vegas lines and Kentucky pass-free football.

Holy shit.  They’re actually so insecure that they deleted this post...

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Some of you won't admit it but I bet that there's a bit of jealousy that tu is getting all this attention from the national media. Y'all are so afraid that tu might be heading back to prominence that you'll find every excuse to minimize their current "success".

It's kinda funny and sad at the same time.

Only they’re too fucking inept to realize that about 20 people had quoted it before they deleted it so it still shows up multiple times throughout the thread.  Good lord what a bunch of insecure, insufferable, little bitches.

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Cross posting this from the ACL thread because it is classic aggy.  I worked ACL this weekend as a bartender in the Beer Hall where the TVs were. For the most part I was moving product back and forth from inventory to the line.  Thus, I was often very close to the TVs.   Here is my reponse to Chad Fuck's post

 

  On 10/14/2018 at 10:34 AM, Chad Fuck said:

Who was the asshole who tried to put on Dodgers/Brewers pregame while the Ags were playing? I’ve never seen so many sheep fuckers jump up and march off to the bar in righteous indignation so fast. I was laughing so hard. That guy was the most hated man in aggyland for the five minutes the aggy game wasn’t on. Hi. Larious.


Hahahaha.  That was the manager.  That said, I was the one they were bitching at - big bearded guy. You wouldn’t believe the shit I heard. 

“How come you have the tu game on”

“Aggy is more important than playoff baseball”

And seriously....

“We are in the sec”


I also had a pair of Georgia fans offer me $100 to put on GA/LSU. While they were standing there talking to me (and I was seriously considering it) the 15th aggy came up to me and asked me to change it. 

GA fan to aggy —- “no one cares about your games”. 

I seriously chortled. Aggy lady’s mouth dropped open. 

At which point she tried another tactic/“power.move”. She said she was offended that we scanned the guide and they she saw a lesbian porn title. Said she will call C3 and it will “cost me my job”. 

Seriously. 

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Just now, BlueGreySky said:

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of simpleton fucks, thumping their chest about losses.  I guess ND has one of the best losses ever, like UT we had the HONOR of losing to Bama in the NC game/

They should be more worried about 7, 6, and 3 point wins over teams that are a combined 9-10(5-8 SEC).

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10 hours ago, Horndog said:

Fun fact of the week: Texas has won the exact same number of SEC championships as aggy.

way better winning percentage than aggy as well.

http://mcubed.net/ncaaf/tvc/tx/sec.shtml 

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Texas is (36-18-2) against SEC

  Average score: Texas  19.9  -  SEC  14.3

  In bowl games: Texas is (13-8-1) against SEC
                 Average score: Texas  17.9  -  SEC  16.3

 

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2 hours ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 


At which point she tried another tactic/“power.move”. She said she was offended that we scanned the guide and they she saw a lesbian porn title. Said she will call C3 and it will “cost me my job”. 

Seriously. 

I'm glad you took a stance to protect and support our LGBT allies and I hope that you called her (quite rightly) a homophobe.

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1 minute ago, markstanco said:

"Not that I really care"

But I care enough to start a new thread about it which shows the most I can do on a forum.

This.  You care about meaningless stats and rankings a great deal, agroid.  It's all you'll ever have (certainly not accomplishments on the football field).  Well that and Bama's accomplishments.

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44 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Does aggy think they have a shot at the CFP?

well, no two-loss team has ever made the playoff, and A&M's two best chances at resume-building wins (Alabama and Clemson) are in their rearview mirror, and A&M still has to play what will probably be a top-ten LSU team and they've never beaten LSU since joining the SEC and A&M's best win is over what will eventually be an unranked Kentucky team...

but yes of course they do

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So they consider the lose to Clemson to have been to the #2 team, but give everyone else shit with regards to current rankings?


It’s hilarious that they don’t seem to grasp that the only win worth a shit — and we will see where that goes — was against Kentucky this season. They’ve literally not beaten anybody else with a pulse.
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