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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

How exactly is A&M going to score on us more than we score on them?  Y'all are being dramatic.

Let me tell you about success rates!

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7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

How exactly is A&M going to score on us more than we score on them?  Y'all are being dramatic.

Again, a pick 6 is a score. A pick inside our 35 where we shut down their O is still 3 points. They have a reliable non-clown kicker.

I think we probably win a close one, but not if bad ewers shows up.

Sounds like we're long overdue to pitch a shutout at their dog cemetery.  I say we do it. 

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15 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


If they are successful with the UGA pressure strategy, the same way UGA and their 3 int qb did - short fields and tired defense.

Eh.

Total Defense -- UGA #14, A&M #47

Total Offense -- UGA #48, A&M #49

 

Y'all are overestimating how good this team is.

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Mizzou  #7... Lulz

 

 

this troll is really going for it.

 

8th.  Even if you think Texas is lucky, and has been trending wrong...how do you put them behind Mizzou and more than 4 other SEC teams?

 

It's fucking silly...trolling or not.

1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

#3 offense and #1 defense. But apparently that isn't good?

Have you heard of "success rate"?

28 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Wall Street Journal huh?

r/UTAustin - This can’t be real right?

Didn't they top that list last year for #1 bang-for-your-buck degrees or some bargain bin discount award?

43 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

My favorite is a friend of mine has pulled out a "Well I hope y'all are better at X than Aggy's are at stacking wood" poor taste joke/one liner a few times over the years at bars/events were Aggy was present watching sports, got sucker punched by a female Aggy who heard it once...

To my knowledge the Aggies never directed any of that anger into the system or people who allowed so many to die and get hurt.

Like most I believe that a man should never punch/hit a woman but when she throws a sucker punch at a guy, she's pushing the boundary of that rule. You definitely can't throw the first punch and get upset if one is returned.

Eh.
Total Defense -- UGA #14, A&M #47
Total Offense -- UGA #48, A&M #49
 
Y'all are overestimating how good this team is.

I get it. I said IF they are successful at the UGA plan. Maybe they won’t be.

But 100% chance they will basically try to do what I used to do in Madden back in the day - just run punt block every play on defense.
43 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

How exactly is A&M going to score on us more than we score on them?  Y'all are being dramatic.

Pretty viable way. Put offense can’t move the ball, Quinn throws interceptions and a RB fumbles, giving short fields. Meanwhile the D is on the field because we can’t get more than 1 or 2 first downs through the first two quarters so the D is beyond gassed.

AKA the Georgia game but on the road in the most hostile environment Texas has ever played in - at night.  

15 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


I get it. I said IF they are successful at the UGA plan. Maybe they won’t be.

But 100% chance they will basically try to do what I used to do in Madden back in the day - just run punt block every play on defense.

Sure, anything can happen, especially at night on the road against a team whose fans hate us more than they love themselves.  (And lord do they love themselves.)

Just a little more color:

Total Defense -- UT #1, A&M #47
Total Offense -- UT #18, A&M #49

 

Doesn't look great for our friends on the Brazos.  

40 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


If they are successful with the UGA pressure strategy, the same way UGA and their 3 int qb did - short fields and tired defense.

As I said above, I hope we have a better plan for pressure. Because if I was aggy I’d bring the house every play against us until we beat it. And maybe we will. Who knows.

I will say after looking back on the Georgia game, if you break it down by series by series, Georgia had one quarter where they dominated us, otherwise it was even or we outplayed them.  If seemed worse at the time, but in hindsight it may not be as bad as remembered. And definitely worth noting that adjustments were made at halftime that worked to overcome what Georgia was doing.

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Meanwhile the D is on the field because we can’t get more than 1 or 2 first downs through the first two quarters so the D is beyond gassed.

Please list all the long drives opponents have managed against us this year.  Especially opponents with middling to worse offenses.  Their punter better be eating his Wheaties.

I will say after looking back on the Georgia game, if you break it down by series by series, Georgia had one quarter where they dominated us, otherwise it was even or we outplayed them.  If seemed worse at the time, but in hindsight it may not be as bad as remembered. And definitely worth noting that adjustments were made at halftime that worked to overcome what Georgia was doing.

100% agree.

There were still times, after adjustments, that Quinn/Oline/whoever just couldn’t deal with the pressure. And your point above is why it was especially frustrating imo.
53 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

And still, the big majority of the time, the better team wins.  It's the OU series that is riddled with upsets.

Last 12 games vs ou = 4 upsets

Last 12 games vs aggy = 3 upsets

 

1 minute ago, rage-a-holic said:

Last 12 games vs ou = 4 upsets

Last 12 games vs aggy = 3 upsets

 

That feels cherry-picked.  

16 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Sure, anything can happen, especially at night on the road against a team whose fans hate us more than they love themselves.  (And lord do they love themselves.)

Just a little more color:

Total Defense -- UT #1, A&M #47
Total Offense -- UT #18, A&M #49

 

Doesn't look great for our friends on the Brazos.  

Those O stats are skewed by all the wiggerman snaps. He's usually fumbling, throwing INTs or getting sacked. He ain't starting against us.

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7 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Last 12 games vs ou = 4 upsets

Last 12 games vs aggy = 3 upsets

 

Why 12?

7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

That feels cherry-picked.  

It's the same  numbers if you go back 15 games. I got tired of counting. The point is there are plenty of upsets in both series.

If you've got a site that lists all upsets in a specific series, link it.

6 minutes ago, horngrad03 said:

Why 12?

I can't count past 12

22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Please list all the long drives opponents have managed against us this year.  Especially opponents with middling to worse offenses.  Their punter better be eating his Wheaties.

I didn’t say they’d give up long drives - but with short field after short field FGs can easily become TDs in time.   

5 hours ago, utee94 said:

After that game, the team started staying further out of town, in places like Brenham, to try and avoid their bullshit.

Yup. They either stay there or in Bastrop at the Lost Pines Hyatt

27 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Pretty viable way. Put offense can’t move the ball, Quinn throws interceptions and a RB fumbles, giving short fields. Meanwhile the D is on the field because we can’t get more than 1 or 2 first downs through the first two quarters so the D is beyond gassed.

AKA the Georgia game but on the road in the most hostile environment Texas has ever played in - at night.  

I see you’re still bleeding vaginitis as much as you were Saturday. 
 

Grow a pair pussy.

25 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Please list all the long drives opponents have managed against us this year.  Especially opponents with middling to worse offenses.  Their punter better be eating his Wheaties.

Their punter would have to be in a wheelchair to be worse than ours.

why don't they just drive over on saturday?   i know we're rich and all, but do we stay in a hotel in austin the night before home games?

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Yup. They either stay there or in Bastrop at the Lost Pines Hyatt

How is the Bastrop Lost Pines any better than staying in Austin?  They save a grand total of like 15 miles to Kyle Field. 

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

I didn’t say they’d give up long drives - but with short field after short field FGs can easily become TDs in time.   

Well, we've had 1 turnover in the last 9 quarters, so I'm not too worried.

Gut tells me this is the kind of game where special teams will play a big part.

Idk anything about theirs, but I sure am nervous about ours. 

Anybody know what our record is at night at Gomer Pyle field?  What about when both teams are ranked?  I know we have the better record in general at Gooberville.

11 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

why don't they just drive over on saturday?   i know we're rich and all, but do we stay in a hotel in austin the night before home games?

Yes

31 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Please list all the long drives opponents have managed against us this year.  Especially opponents with middling to worse offenses.  Their punter better be eating his Wheaties.

Michigan, 4th quarter, less than 5 minutes left, 78 yards, TD. 
UTSA, 2nd quarter, 75 yards, TD

MSU, 4th quarter, 75 yards, TD

UGA, 3rd quarter, 89 yards, TD

Vanderbilt, 4th quarter, 75 yards, TD

Florida, 4th quarter, 67 yards, TD

Arkansas, 3rd quarter, 75 yards, TD

So, seven in ten games. Five in six SEC games. 
 
Is that good?

42 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I will say after looking back on the Georgia game, if you break it down by series by series, Georgia had one quarter where they dominated us, otherwise it was even or we outplayed them.  If seemed worse at the time, but in hindsight it may not be as bad as remembered. And definitely worth noting that adjustments were made at halftime that worked to overcome what Georgia was doing.

Advantage Horns…since we adjusted at the half…..the only thing aggy and everyone else remembers is that first half…

Just now, statsman said:

So, seven in ten games. Five in six SEC games. 
 
Is that good?

Less than one per game?  Yeah, that's good . . . for us.  It is very hard to mount a sustained drive against our defense.  Absent turnovers, scoring is rare.

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Gut tells me this is the kind of game where special teams will play a big part.

Idk anything about theirs, but I sure am nervous about ours. 

Their punter and kicker are both better than ours.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Less than one per game?  Yeah, that's good . . . for us.  It is very hard to mount a sustained drive against our defense.  Absent turnovers, scoring is rare.

I count four of those drives as coming against our starters

28 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Those O stats are skewed by all the wiggerman snaps. He's usually fumbling, throwing INTs or getting sacked. He ain't starting against us.

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48 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Pretty viable way. Put offense can’t move the ball, Quinn throws interceptions and a RB fumbles, giving short fields. Meanwhile the D is on the field because we can’t get more than 1 or 2 first downs through the first two quarters so the D is beyond gassed.

AKA the Georgia game but on the road in the most hostile environment Texas has ever played in - at night.  

Fuck, we have a lot scared posters on this board. 

Stats don't win games.  Players do.  This is what makes CFB so much better than pro.  Kyle will be fucking electric.  Take the crowd out early.  Get out in front.  That's how you win this game.  They're not even remotely a come from behind offensive team.  

Until then, KY will be a good test as well.  Stout defense on that squad.

19 minutes ago, nnm said:

How is the Bastrop Lost Pines any better than staying in Austin?  They save a grand total of like 15 miles to Kyle Field. 

What kinda trouble they gonna get into in Bastrop?

3 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Until then, KY will be a good test as well.  Stout defense on that squad.

I'm not suiting up, and the team isn't listening to me, so I'll say it out loud:  OU has a better defense.  Will we score 34 points or more?  Not sure.  Will UK?  No way.

6 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Their punter and kicker are both better than ours.

Yeah, that’s what I thought 

 

it’s going to bite us at some point

1 hour ago, rage-a-holic said:

Again, a pick 6 is a score. A pick inside our 35 where we shut down their O is still 3 points. They have a reliable non-clown kicker.

I think we probably win a close one, but not if bad ewers shows up.

Little early to be a pussy

1 minute ago, Revolution512 said:

Little early to be a pussy

Right, I should be predicting a 30 point beatdown like most of the posters here did in the Vandy/Arky prediction threads.

29 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Yup. They either stay there or in Bastrop at the Lost Pines Hyatt

Do you mean the team stays in Bastrop before home games? I can believe that.

otherwise this makes no sense

for aggy, I expect they’ll stay in Montgomery like they did ever year after hullabaloo Dinesh Dinesh

25 minutes ago, nnm said:

How is the Bastrop Lost Pines any better than staying in Austin?  They save a grand total of like 15 miles to Kyle Field. 

Every major program has the team stay in a hotel the night before home games. Coaches want to be able control the environment from team meetings to nutrition to knowing all the players are accounted for. 

With our luck someone is gonna drown in the lazy river.

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Some real insightful analysis in here. If everything goes as badly as it could possibly go we could lose. Y'all make Desmond Howard seem like a football savant.

And all this pants-wetting about the toughest environment in the history of the world. Give me a break. As if 2011 when a much less talented Texas team beat a similarly talented A&M team when those yokels thought they were playing us for the last time ever didn't happen. Their stadium gets pretty loud. Ooh, scary. 

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6 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Right, I should be predicting a 30 point beatdown like most of the posters here did in the Vandy/Arky prediction threads.

You could try actually evaluating instead of doom and gloom pussy rubbing

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Some real insightful analysis in here. If everything goes as badly as it could possibly go we could lose. Y'all make Desmond Howard seem like a football savant.

And all this pants-wetting about the toughest environment in the history of the world. Give me a break. As if 2011 when a much less talented Texas team beat a similarly talented A&M team when those yokels thought they were playing us for the last time ever. Their stadium gets pretty loud. Ooh, scary. 

WTF does that mean? Texas was 7-4, aggy was 6-5. Texas was ranked but an 8 point underdog. The only reason we won was due to aggy constantly turning the ball over. They had better position and stats for the whole game. And if we had our current clown kicker in 2011, that's not a walk off FG to win.

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