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More TexAgs gold for you, hahahahahahahahahahaha. They are going insane:

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Like a proper SEC brother.  Aggy losers could learn a thing or two about class from Jimbo.  

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lol!

 

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SEC integrity committee for using money to pay refs

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Not saying this happens but if we had a legal document that all teams signed that agreed to a four year championship ban if it was proven they or if boosters they had control over paid referees. 

Require regular financial audits of referees. 

Make it a binding contract they all have to agree to. 

Too much money flying around not to look at the books of referees and schools regularly and have penalties all agree to for non compliance. 


It has to happen.

WTF was that?

Those guys clearly were not aggy.  Not a single SEC logo anywhere in their place.

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2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

More TexAgs gold for you, hahahahahahahahahahaha. They are going insane

 

16 minutes ago, wood said:

 

Aggy jokes.  

Q:  How many dollars does it take for aggy to pay their ex coach to keep him from rooting for Texas?

A: Not $76 million.  Also, not $26k a day would be an acceptable answer.

 

 

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5 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

More TexAgs gold for you, hahahahahahahahahahaha. They are going insane:

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I don’t think he’d have been fired last year were it not for Aggy being spooked about us joining the SECSECSEC. You’re welcome for getting you out of College Station, Jimbo.

3 hours ago, 89Horn said:

Aggy jokes.  

Q:  How many dollars does it take for aggy to pay their ex coach to keep him from rooting for Texas?

A: Not $76 million.  Also, not $26k a day would be an acceptable answer.

 

 

At least he was smart enough to let Aggy fire him. Boss move. 

I feel like we need to lean into this and name Bilbo an ambassador to the program and invite him to all our games.

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"There are no moral victories when the season ends," Dillingham said. "There's no such thing. 
 

Way to go, moron.
Dude just blew any chance he might have had at coaching at Texas A&M University. 

3 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

"There are no moral victories when the season ends," Dillingham said. "There's no such thing. 
 

Way to go, moron.
Dude just blew any chance he might have had at coaching at Texas A&M University. 

Pretty sure he would rather staple his balls to the wall than give up coaching at his alma mater to go to that shytehole.

7 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

 

Hahahaha perfect Surrender Cobra. 

On 12/31/2024 at 2:19 PM, Post Oak said:

barnone aggie, you're gonna want to sit down for this

They had to hire the volunteer assistant to hold the roster together.  Project 2025, you stupid sip!

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Pretty sure he would rather staple his balls to the wall than give up coaching at his alma mater to go to that shytehole.

I've on campus at ASU. I've been to College Station.

There is no world in which you'd get me to move from the gloriousness that is ASU campus to the shit hole that is aggie. 

3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

"There are no moral victories when the season ends," Dillingham said. "There's no such thing. 
 

Way to go, moron.
Dude just blew any chance he might have had at coaching at Texas A&M University. 

You riffed this line from me in the ASU game thread and you know it.

But plagiarism is the most sincere form of compliment so I'm giving you some rep love.

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7 hours ago, wood said:

 

We have a better record with Jimbo at our games than they do...

51 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I've on campus at ASU. I've been to College Station.

There is no world in which you'd get me to move from the gloriousness that is ASU campus to the shit hole that is aggie. 

Counterpoint:  Jimbo

51 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You riffed this line from me in the ASU game thread and you know it.

But plagiarism is the most sincere form of complement so I'm giving you some rep love.

 No, haha, but I’ll give you credit anyways. 
“Compliment” 

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

WTF was that?

Those guys clearly were not aggy.  Not a single SEC logo anywhere in their place.

They evidently trashed their aggy t-shirts after the Las Vegas Bowl embarrassment.

12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Counterpoint:  Jimbo

FSU was in trouble and Jimbo saw the writing on the wall. 

Plus, I've also been to Tallahassee, while markedly better than College Station (what isn't) it's not Tempe nor ASU campus by an extremely wide margin. AND Dillingham is 34 and graduated from ASU. 

He's no Elko. 

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Plus, I've also been to Tallahassee, while markedly better than College Station (what isn't) it's not Tempe nor ASU campus by an extremely wide margin.

I was working on the assumption that the reference was to coed talent moreso than architecture.

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I was working on the assumption that the reference was to coed talent moreso than architecture.

You were correct. But it happens to hold true for architecture as well.

3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You were correct. But it happens to hold true for architecture as well.

Because the coeds are built like brick shithouses.

1 minute ago, sdm said:

Because the coeds are built like brick shithouses.

That does not sound appealing. 

12 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

that said, I’d suck a fart out of her ass, hold it like a bong rip, and then snowball it into her mouth.

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That's hot.

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10 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

 

 

If they hadn't been rejected by Cockrell, they'd be the biggest UT fans you've ever met.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Counterpoint:  Jimbo

You gotta know that there are some aggy out there that still have the “don’t care, got Jimbo” coffee mug in their kitchen cabinet.  While half asleep making their first cup of coffee, they see it and think “did that all really happen?  fuck.”

23 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

 

If they hadn't been rejected by Cockrell, they'd be the biggest UT fans you've ever met.

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All across the state today Aggies are talking about targeting. You may want to have a box of Kleenex handy. 

1 minute ago, Bookman said:

All across the state today Aggies are talking about targeting. You may want to have a box of Kleenex handy. 

Jerking off over someone’s misery is a bit excessive but I suppose the Kleenex helps clean it up.

3 hours ago, DaysOff said:

 

If they hadn't been rejected by Cockrell, they'd be the biggest UT fans you've ever met.

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1 hour ago, Bookman said:

All across the state today Aggies are talking about targeting. You may want to have a box of Kleenex handy. 

I think you meant vials for collection. Kinda difficult to squeeze those delicious tears outta Kleenex and I'm always thirst for them.

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16 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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aggy would kill themselves to have the organizational effectiveness of a Popeye's.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

aggy would kill themselves to have the organizational effectiveness of a Popeye's.

LOL I don't really like Popeye's but fuck that red beans and rice is pretty damned legit for being a shitty fast food chain.  It doesn't even look good and I'm sure it's absolutely horribad for you but that thing must be laced with some cajun MSG.

And yeah still better than aggy

On 12/31/2024 at 11:33 AM, tbone_ said:


Can someone do a scientific study of this to be sure? You know, for science.

This is the kind of STEM research we should all get behind. 

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

LOL I don't really like Popeye's but fuck that red beans and rice is pretty damned legit for being a shitty fast food chain.  It doesn't even look good and I'm sure it's absolutely horribad for you but that thing must be laced with some cajun MSG.

And yeah still better than aggy

Seriously, this. Ssome of the best red beans & rice I've ever eaten anywhere, including some damn good cajun restaurants in Tx & La, but yeah, pretty much every time I've eaten it, I got a migraine by the end of the day.

1 minute ago, wood said:

Seriously, this. Ssome of the best red beans & rice I've ever eaten anywhere, including some damn good cajun restaurants in Tx & La, but yeah, pretty much every time I've eaten it, I got a migraine by the end of the day.

Yeah I'm always annoyed when I eat red beans and rice somewhere and I'm like how the fuck is this worse than Popeye's????

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

aggy would kill themselves to have the organizational effectiveness of a Popeye's.

Plus, I'm pretty sure Popeye's, like most fast food chicken places, are very well-oiled.

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Plus, I'm pretty sure Popeye's, like most fast food chicken places, are very well-oiled.

Pretty sure most of them suck at changing the oil regularly lol

Popeye's is SYsco.  Good Lord have some self respect.

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