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They fucked around and found out. Schloss is the man who made them what they are today, anf without him, they're finally coming to the realization that Early is incompetent, adi look forward  to bringing bsck the Austin Regional every year. 

Schloss got his dream job, had changed the culture,and Adrian Rodriguez is a freak. We're back, baby!

This is such echo chamber, circular bullshit.  They had 1000mg viagra hard-on for Schloss until he left them at the altar.    If he had won it last year while concurrently kicking the damn collie, walking across the grass, refusing to grab his nuts, and banning the milkmen from the ballpark they would have renamed the stadium and build a new dairy queen for him.

Earley left them too but that’s cool.
11 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Well, looks like the aggy participation trophies rings are officially in.  Everyone's favorite helicopter mom from last summer posting it up...

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https://www.facebook.com/share/v/15y3BHuCWd/

 

 

I mean... Obviously I believe this is real because it's aggy.... But my god. The jokes write themselves. Remember when the US basketball team left their bronze medals in their hotel rooms in Seoul?  Aggy doesn't. 

Wonder what all is included with this trim level
 
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It’s the glory hole, right there on the bumper! I can pimp my ride ya durn sip!

Whoop
7 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wonder what all is included with this trim level

 

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Seats were already shit-stained. 

4 hours ago, pops said:

I mean... Obviously I believe this is real because it's aggy.... But my god. The jokes write themselves. Remember when the US basketball team left their bronze medals in their hotel rooms in Seoul?  Aggy doesn't. 

I had to google but evidently this is actually pretty common now for second place teams.

59 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I had to google but evidently this is actually pretty common now for second place teams.

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14 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wonder what all is included with this trim level

 

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These are pretty cool. The back seat is just like their hall of champions. It has plenty of room but it’s completely empty.

The tailgate has a “sheep holder.” I still haven’t figured that one out…..

9 hours ago, General Specific said:


I can pimp my ride ya durn sip!

Whoop

Aggy been known to pimp out more than just their trucks...

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20 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Can't trade what you don't have.

19 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wonder what all is included with this trim level

 

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The crew cab has stall seating in the back with a "seat warmer"

The whole Earley thing would be even funnier if it hadn't been so unbelievably obvious from Day One. I realize that all the evidence has been clear that Trev is a dumbass of major proportions, but still... this whole athletic department has been a clusterfuck of truly gargantuan proportions.

I never thought it would be possible to be sated with aggy tears, yet here we are.

 

25 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

The whole Earley thing would be even funnier if it hadn't been so unbelievably obvious from Day One. I realize that all the evidence has been clear that Trev is a dumbass of major proportions, but still... this whole athletic department has been a clusterfuck of truly gargantuan proportions.

I never thought it would be possible to be sated with aggy tears, yet here we are.

 

I disagree.  It is wayyyyy funnier that it was so unbelievably obvious from Day One.

Just now, someguy said:

I disagree.  It is wayyyyy funnier that it was so unbelievably obvious from Day One.

This. Everyone except aggys saw through it - they wanted to "own" Texas by taking back Earley from Schloss, they wanted to retain the roster and gaslight into everyone believing a guy with 3 years of coaching experience was the architect behind the run, etc. 

22 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

The whole Earley thing would be even funnier if it hadn't been so unbelievably obvious from Day One. I realize that all the evidence has been clear that Trev is a dumbass of major proportions, but still... this whole athletic department has been a clusterfuck of truly gargantuan proportions.

I never thought it would be possible to be sated with aggy tears, yet here we are.

 

I have to admit, I was sad to see Bjork go, because his sub 80 IQ combined with  small dick syndrome made him perfect to represent the aggy athletic department.  But Trev Alberts aint a bad fill-in. they just cant help hiring dildos for that job. 

On 2/26/2025 at 7:28 AM, PvilleStang said:

Well, looks like the aggy participation trophies rings are officially in.  Everyone's favorite helicopter mom from last summer posting it up...

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https://www.facebook.com/share/v/15y3BHuCWd/

 

 

Participation rings?

I could MAYBE see a ring for a Conference Championship possibly...

On 2/26/2025 at 11:18 AM, Beau Vine said:

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Bless his little heart 

13 minutes ago, Drew said:

Participation rings?

I could MAYBE see a ring for a Conference Championship possibly...

Sure, just not the SEC. 

56 minutes ago, Drew said:

Participation rings?

I could MAYBE see a ring for a Conference Championship possibly...

Well it wasnt for that, TN won that last year.  Aggy does have a conference championship in the sec about 10 years ago or so. 

Just now, markstanco said:

Well it wasnt for that, TN won that last year.  Aggy does have a conference championship in the sec about 10 years ago or so. 

Yeah it was still my point...i could see making one for a conference title, maybe(especially since they don't win any of them much) but a damn "we made the Finals" ring

18 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Aggy does have a conference championship in the sec about 10 years ago or so. 

Any particular sport you are referring to?

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Any particular sport you are referring to?

They won the SEC baseball tournament one year, didn't they?

35 minutes ago, Drew said:

Yeah it was still my point...i could see making one for a conference title, maybe(especially since they don't win any of them much) but a damn "we made the Finals" ring

Aggy will be the first team that hangs up a banner for making a football playoff 

Edited by BigHornedLurker

Aggy will be the first team that hangs up a banner for making a football playoff 

If they make the playoffs
Any particular sport you are referring to?

Yea baseball. I see it was 9 years ago.
1 hour ago, Js1 said:

This. Everyone except aggys saw through it - they wanted to "own" Texas by taking back Earley from Schloss, they wanted to retain the roster and gaslight into everyone believing a guy with 3 years of coaching experience was the architect behind the run, etc. 

I honestly don't believe it was about "own"ing Texas, although they definitely liked that aspect. It was a last ditch move to keep together their roster after every big name coach they approached gave them the Heisman.

Fortunately for them, it worked. At least as far as the roster goes. We will see if a guy who has about 15 min of HC experience gets his bearings. 

I'm not ready to proclaim it a failure yet, but early results are promising.

29 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

They won the SEC baseball tournament one year, didn't they?

That's why I was asking, they claim 25 SEC conference championships but I assumed the reference was to football, which is a big goose egg.

Aggie glory in the SEC

 

 

25 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Aggy will be the first team that hangs up a banner for making a football playoff 

Wanna bet?

56 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Aggy will be the first team that hangs up a banner for making a football playoff 

I'm pretty sure TCU beat 'em to it.

56 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

I'm pretty sure TCU beat 'em to it.

Not just TCU. I think a number of schools have listed it, just as they list the bowls they’ve played in. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Not just TCU. I think a number of schools have listed it, just as they list the bowls they’ve played in. 

Not any different than hanging a Final Four banner.

Y'all let aggy celebrate their silver medal in baseball.  

 

8 hours ago, Drew said:

Participation rings?

I could MAYBE see a ring for a Conference Championship possibly...

Holy crap is that real?

Fuck those losing pathetic pieces of shit and their participation trinkets

 

40 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Y'all let aggy celebrate their silver medal in baseball.  

 


 

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7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's why I was asking, they claim 25 SEC conference championships but I assumed the reference was to football, which is a big goose egg.

Aggie glory in the SEC

 

 

Wait, they have a championship in Paintball?

WTF?  Is that even a thing?

On 2/26/2025 at 6:52 PM, pops said:

I mean... Obviously I believe this is real because it's aggy.... But my god. The jokes write themselves. Remember when the US basketball team left their bronze medals in their hotel rooms in Seoul?  Aggy doesn't. 

I met the guy who owns Victory Rings at a bank luncheon last week. When he told me they make rings for both UT and aTm I commented at least one school keeps him busy. He told me he played baseball at what is now UT RGV against the UT Natty team in 90s and got drubbed 9-1 8-1 and 20-1. Says he still always roots for the Horns. Thought his business was pretty cool. Hope he makes them Aggie 10 Brazilian worth of costume gear.

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27 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

I met the guy who owns Victory Rings at a bank luncheon last week. When he told me they make rings for both UT and aTm I commented at least one school keeps him busy. He told me he played baseball at what is now UT RGV against the UT Natty team in 90s and got drubbed 9-1 8-1 and 20-1.

We didn't win a national title in the 90s.  1983 and 2002.

44 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

We didn't win a national title in the 90s.  1983 and 2002.

And we certainly didn't have a fucking "natty" team. 

Ever.

Glass houses man. It's like none of you remember the rings Mack had made for winning the fucking Alamo Bowl and "creating momentum for next year".  Mack out Aggied Aggy on that one.

And don’t forget the “bling” from the Rose Bowl vs Bama. I know!!! - if Colt only played the whole game.

Hook’em!!!

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