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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Poor aggy. Will never be able to claim a championship in log stacking. 

This may be their year. They should try. 

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Just now, Tex Pete said:

This may be their year. They should try. 

Can they build a stack that can take out 80k?

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This guy is finally starting to smell reality, and I'm proud of him:

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To say that Texas A&M baseball is in a bad way would be an understatement of the most egregious degree. This Aggie team, which entered the season with all the talent in the world and ranked as the preseason number one team, is now barely over .500 just one weekend into SEC play.

Let's get all of this out of the way up front: yes, there have been some pretty debilitating injuries. Losing Gavin Grahovac for the season is a huge blow, and Caden Sorrell's injury keeping him out of the lineup thus far has definitely had an impact as well.


But the overall product we've seen on the field so far has been nothing short of completely inexcusable. A&M has now been swept on back-to-back weekends, and though several of those losses were extremely close, that kind of result simply cannot stand. Said results have now put the Aggies in a bind that would have been thought to be completely out of the question just weeks ago.

Texas A&M baseball, after entering as preseason number one, now faces tough road to even qualify for postseason
A&M fans have talked about how difficult their schedule this year is stacking up to be for quite some time. And it's true: the Aggies have a really tough slate this year, even more so than normal in the completely stacked SEC.


But that was always treated as something of an ancillary worry: with the amount of talent that the Aggies have on board and the non-conference as a cushion, there was never much of a thought that the Aggies would be in this kind of a situation.

But staring down the barrel of this SEC schedule, questions have begun to arise about whether this team, as currently constituted, can even hope to make the postseason. The Aggies will need somewhere in the neighborhood of 13-15 SEC wins to get in that conversation, and those are looking scant with how difficult this stretch is.

If the Aggies fail to make the postseason, of course, it can be regarded as nothing but a complete failure. With the level of talent on this team, losing out on even getting to a regional would be entirely inexcusable, and any option would be on the table at that point.


Of course, because of all of that talent, a postseason berth means that the Aggies could well make it to Omaha anyway. We saw Florida last season make it to the CWS as a three-seed in their regional, and Ole Miss win the whole thing without hosting a few years ago.

And it's not as if the Aggies have nothing going right. Their starting pitching has been pretty stellar, all things considered— especially their weekend guys.

But when your bullpen keeps giving up late-game homers and your bats can't even approach an answer, you're in trouble. Something has to change for this Aggie team, and quick— otherwise, the Earley era may turn out to be a one-year experiment on the way to a much longer rebuild.

 

Just now, Tex Pete said:

They’re an engineering school. Hell yes, they can!

Only if they have this guy to supervise it...

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Something has to change for this Aggie team, and quick— otherwise, the Earley era may turn out to be a one-year experiment

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4 hours ago, Pancho said:

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This is some top notch aggie mental gymnastics.   Using Duke to highlight the concept of a school that cant attract students except for their athletic program is certainly a take.   I mean Yale does have a badass, jock oriented rowing team 

22 minutes ago, Deej said:

Only if they have this guy to supervise it...

 

 

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I think they should bring The Bowtie (TM) back out of retirement. He could handle it. 

19 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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"Take that, sips!"

Got a laugh out of these dipshits giving a longhorn the ol horns down at the rodeo.


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The longhorn has a considerably higher IQ than those two mouthbreathing fucktards, though the fat bitch probably outweighs it. 

"Make sure he sees you give the horns down!"

How do these geniuses know that steer isn't a Tech fan?

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Poor aggy. Will never be able to claim a championship in log stacking. 

AFAIK, they still own the record for CONUS kills in a day by a university.

That bitch definitely smells worse than the stalls. 

Over/Under 1 hour - how long they’ve been standing there

4 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

This is some top notch aggie mental gymnastics.   Using Duke to highlight the concept of a school that cant attract students except for their athletic program is certainly a take.   I mean Yale does have a badass, jock oriented rowing team 

So do we...

https://www.ncaa.com/news/rowing/article/2024-06-01/texas-crowned-2024-ncaa-di-rowing-national-champions#:~:text=Texas clinched the 2024 DI,in second with 127 points.

We're a "jock" school.  And the proper word for that is heifer for the fat thing. Too fat for porn and just ugh, just no. 

so we have aggies holding hands.  some female that is too fat for her own boots and an Elmer Fudd with a horns down.  why, just why on their perceived incompetence.  aggie always. 

 

6 hours ago, mrhorn said:


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Nice little faded barbed wire tattoo.... can you hear me all the way back in the 1990s?

That's the first time (and only til next year) that hat has been worn. 

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Texas A&M men's 4x400 relay team was disqualified from the NCAA indoor championship for flagrantly impeding Arkansas. Race starts at 13:58. aggy runner Robinson impedes Arkansas runner McElroy at 14:20. I thought aggy didn't lie, cheat, or steal?

 

 

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8 hours ago, TXUT said:

Over/Under 1 hour - how long they’ve been standing there

 

Under. That bitch can’t stand for an hour without taking a break. 

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Nice little faded barbed wire tattoo.... can you hear me all the way back in the 1990s?

Do you not even pooka shell necklace, bro?

9 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Texas A&M men's 4x400 relay team was disqualified from the NCAA indoor championship for flagrantly impeding Arkansas. Race starts at 13:58. aggy runner Robinson impedes Arkansas runner McElroy at 14:20. I thought aggy didn't lie, cheat, or steal?

Is Arkansas just screwed even though A&M was DQ'ed?

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Is Arkansas just screwed even though A&M was DQ'ed?

Yep. They didnt get to re-run it. Cost them the entire meet. 

15 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Texas A&M men's 4x400 relay team was disqualified from the NCAA indoor championship for flagrantly impeding Arkansas. Race starts at 13:58. aggy runner Robinson impedes Arkansas runner McElroy at 14:20. I thought aggy didn't lie, cheat, or steal?

 

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42 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Texas A&M men's 4x400 relay team was disqualified from the NCAA indoor championship for flagrantly impeding Arkansas. Race starts at 13:58. aggy runner Robinson impedes Arkansas runner McElroy at 14:20. I thought aggy didn't lie, cheat, or steal?

 

 

What the hell did you expect them to do?! They couldn’t make the track a little shorter like they did with their “Olympic” swimming pool. 

11 hours ago, mrhorn said:

Got a laugh out of these dipshits giving a longhorn the ol horns down at the rodeo.


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She can definitely out- bench and out- squat his puny ass. 

She's gonna age like unrefrigerated milk. 

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14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This guy is finally starting to smell reality, and I'm proud of him:

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P.S. With that now said and out of the way the good news is A&M is still ahead of Texas in my SEC baseball power rankings. - Graham Harmon

17 hours ago, Pancho said:

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"a school that attracts good citizens"

Wait what?

2 hours ago, n64ra said:

Texas A&M men's 4x400 relay team was disqualified from the NCAA indoor championship for flagrantly impeding Arkansas. Race starts at 13:58. aggy runner Robinson impedes Arkansas runner McElroy at 14:20. I thought aggy didn't lie, cheat, or steal?

 

 

Lot's of cheating going on there to finish 2nd in the heat with all the benefits and mistakes made by other teams.  Silly.

46 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

P.S. With that now said and out of the way the good news is A&M is still ahead of Texas in my SEC baseball power rankings. - Graham Harmon

Well... actually if you really look into the tea leaves... Graham is really just mirroring the majority of the sentiment found on Texags. Its okay to be wonderfully optimistic as long as the rest of the cult is swimming in those waters. But... when the ship is taking on water and even the cult has a rare moment where they have dipped into reality, don't swim upstream.

No sir, Graham is a master of providing hope and pumping sunshine as much as possible to keep the Borg hive mind content, but he knows when to ring the panic bell for them too. 

A master of puppets.

18 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

No sir, Graham is a master of providing hope and pumping sunshine as much as possible to keep the Borg hive mind content, but he knows when to ring the panic bell for them too. 

A master of puppets.

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1 hour ago, Drew said:

"a school that attracts good citizens"

Wait what?

Lot's of cheating going on there to finish 2nd in the heat with all the benefits and mistakes made by other teams.  Silly.

*Lots

 

And, yeah, their delusion is never-ending and runs very deep. Those fucking gomers actually believe, to the very depths of their souls, that their school carries some sort of mythic moral superiority over most other schools and definitely over the godless heathens at tee-yew.

All evidence to the contrary is dismissed out of hand.

Major league bullshit from aggy on the 4x400. Wait, you say it cost pig the title? 

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14 hours ago, mrhorn said:

Got a laugh out of these dipshits giving a longhorn the ol horns down at the rodeo.


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36 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Major league bullshit from aggy on the 4x400. Wait, you say it cost pig the title? 

 

My thought was that aggy had already pissed away their chances of winning (they were one of the 4 or 5 teams being seriously considered for the team title) and took out pig in spite, allowing USC to get their first title since (holy shit) 1972.  

2 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

P.S. With that now said and out of the way the good news is A&M is still ahead of Texas in my SEC baseball power rankings. - Graham Harmon

Gotta agree there. Nothing we've seen indicates the Horns look better than aggy this season. Texas has played easy schools like Ole Miss and MSU. aggy has played tough programs like Cal Poly, Texas State, UTSA, and New Mexico State. Does anyone honestly think Texas would be 17-1 with that gauntlet? 

15 hours ago, mrhorn said:

Got a laugh out of these dipshits giving a longhorn the ol horns down at the rodeo.


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How the fuck did she get those boots on?

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aggie failures stacking up ....

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

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Better than your hands, I am sure.

1 hour ago, hookem48 said:

How the fuck did she get those boots on?

AI?

1 hour ago, hookem48 said:

How the fuck did she get those boots on?

Maybe they have zippers like some toddler boots.

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