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22 hours ago, Felix said:

Smoke on the Water?

I mean, nobody died.  So they had that going for them, which is nice.

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5 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

I mean, nobody died.  So they had that going for them, which is nice.

Oh yeah! For some reason I thought like twenty or so were killed in that one.  Mixed it up with another nightclub fire I guess.

When shit's getting intense, it's probably de' railing by d' shits that makes it that way.

Lines Coke GIF

Judy's confirmed this.

8 minutes ago, Hayduke said:

When shit's getting intense, it's probably de' railing by d' shits that makes it that way.

Lines Coke GIF

Judy's confirmed this.

You know how many hookers that could buy? The entire state of Maryland, Pennsylvania, and DC. 

4 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

It's the off-season. Tempers flare dramatically and often.

Go lay some pipe...everything will be fine.

5 hours ago, Hayduke said:

Shits, getting intense, amiright?

 

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

*Shit's

Shit's (or Shits) getting in tent's.

Who's Tent? Why are you all up in Tent's shit? 

All this was not my intent. 

2 minutes ago, Hayduke said:

Who's Tent? Why are you all up in Tent's shit? 

Tent Reznor.  Nine Inch Rails.

3 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

You know how many hookers that could buy? The entire state of Maryland, Pennsylvania, and DC. 

I just returned from a trip that started in Phila and ended in DC and I believe 1/100,000 of that would suffice.

38 minutes ago, Hayduke said:

Who's Tent? Why are you all up in Tent's shit? 

All this was not my intent. 

There were shits in our tents, the night the bear went after the bag we hung in a tree.

Turned out what he wanted was a tube of Colgate.

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

There were shits in our tents, the night the bear went after the bag we hung in a tree.

Turned out what he wanted was a tube of Colgate.

That was Faulknerian. Except the part about the Colgate.

On 3/26/2025 at 12:19 PM, TrashMaster G said:

*Judys

 

I Don't Like Mondays

Fuck the Police

Colors

And the body count is low, but Zombie, cause it's a fantastic song and has a nice pun tied into aggie athletics/fans.

3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Fuck the Police

Colors

And the body count is low, but Zombie, cause it's a fantastic song and has a nice pun tied into aggie athletics/fans.

 

 

I am a nightmare walkin phycho path talkin

Just now, MontereyMX said:

 

 

I am a nightmare walkin phycho path talkin

I always thought it was psychopath stalkin'. Turns out I was wrong. 

Good Lord, the offseason is in rare form.

On 3/26/2025 at 8:42 PM, bolverk said:

Feel free to add new aggy content for us to make fun of. By all means, please, be my guest.

 

They're going to do to Tarleton what they did to Texas A&I. Or they trying to copy UT-Dallas?

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https://www.star-telegram.com/news/business/fort-worth/article302793794.html

The new Texas A&M-Fort Worth campus could eventually have five buildings, according to a rendering the university recently posted on its website.

One building, for the law school, is under construction now. Texas A&M is doing design work on a second building for research programs, and has previously announced a third “gateway” building.

The rendering posted online shows a possible “Performance, Visualization and Fine Arts Building” along East Lancaster Avenue, and a second research building. Those projects are part of the university’s long-range plans for the campus. There is not a public timeline.

The property where the performance, visualization and fine arts building is shown in the rendering is vacant land. The Fort Worth campus will house an extension of A&M’s Visual Production Institute, a high tech center that will teach students to use cutting edge filmmaking and graphics technology. Fort Worth is working to become a hub for film production.

Included in plans when the campus was initially announced, the Gateway Building will serve as a doorway to the new campus. It’s expected to be built at the site of the existing Texas A&M School of Law, once the first research and innovation building is complete.

Designs for any of the buildings would need to be approved by the Texas A&M University System Board of Regents. Planning for the Fort Worth campus is ongoing, and newer iterations of renderings have differed from those released when the campus was announced.

The new campus is expected to be transformational for Fort Worth, developing a languishing corridor of downtown into an engine for economic growth that will likely create jobs and attract new companies to the area.

Ground has yet to break on the first Research and Innovation Building, which could cost up to $260 million. A utility-related, pre-development permit for the project was filed with the city in February. The building will house offices and labs for a number of Texas state agencies.

Companies including aerospace giant Lockheed Martin Aeronautics and eyecare maker Alcon are expected to collaborate with the new campus to design curriculum that will prepare students for the workforce.

The campus’ first structure, the Law and Education Building, is expected to be complete in summer 2026. The $180 million building broke ground in June 2023.

 

They are also looking at taking over UH-Victoria this September. Sorry bastards just want to destroy the world.

12 minutes ago, Best served cold said:

They are also looking at taking over UH-Victoria this September. Sorry bastards just want to destroy the world.

Who the fuck cares about UH Victoria?

Indian walks into his psychologist's office and says "I'm a wigwam, I'm a tee-pee".

Dr. says, "Settle down. You're too tense/two tents".

I'll see myself out.

5 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Indian walks into his psychologist's office and says "I'm a wigwam, I'm a tee-pee".

Dr. says, "Settle down. You're too tense/two tents".

I'll see myself out.

"But why do you ask, Little Two-Dogs?"

12 hours ago, Best served cold said:

They are also looking at taking over UH-Victoria this September. Sorry bastards just want to destroy the world.

They need more warm bodies to charge fees to in order to keep paying off the vig on their athletic department loans. 

18 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

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Comedy Laugh GIF by For(bes) The Culture

Is that Blackface Buzz?

18 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Who the fuck cares about UH Victoria?

I would assume people who live in and around Victoria, or those who just don't want to see aggie bullshit spreading anymore than it already has. 

On 3/27/2025 at 2:11 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Tent Reznor.  Nine Inch Rails.

Camp goods I'll do anything for you.

Camp goods just tell me what you want me to.

Camp goods nail my tent in the ground

Camp good don't want everything they want it all.

 

36 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Looch looks to be on that Elko diet plan 

Reverse Atkins.

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Nm misread that.

Guess Buzz wants out.
2 hours ago, Best served cold said:

I would assume people who live in and around Victoria, or those who just don't want to see aggie bullshit spreading anymore than it already has. 

It is in Katy, no where near Victoria.

Look, guys, it was just Spring Break. When you're low carb and you booze it up for a week you gain a lot of water weight. Back off!

3 hours ago, Best served cold said:

I would assume people who live in and around Victoria, or those who just don't want to see aggie bullshit spreading anymore than it already has. 

aggy just needs to take Corpus, Kingsville and Victoria and just merge them into one regional institution “aggy gulf coast” or whatever. They can’t do much worse than UH.

When Looch and Elko sit around the campus talking football, they sit AROUND the campus!

If Looch or Elko break a leg, gravy pours out!

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