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2 hours ago, royiv said:

Living in Midland. 3 kids, husband with an O&G job. White F150 backed into the driveway. Lots of tacky inspirational hand painted signs as decor.

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4 hours ago, royiv said:

Living in Midland. 3 kids, husband with an O&G job. White F150 backed into the driveway. Lots of tacky inspirational hand painted signs as decor.

This is my sister, minus the midland part 

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5 hours ago, royiv said:

Living in Midland. 3 kids, husband with an O&G job. White F150 backed into the driveway. Lots of tacky inspirational hand painted signs as decor.

You left out: butterfly tattoo on hip, tramp stamp and anal sex with hubby 1-2 times per month.

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you left out the other 3-2 times per month with another for anal sex. rest sees accurate.

If @RomaVicta gets the housing post, it's going to be greatness.

Who the fuck cares about an old fashioned in college, smoking a dick, tiddy clean up (after the old fashioned and smoking something, I suppose).

I drank beer, vodka (kinda goes with anything you could afford), dark stuff with Coca-Cola. He's next in-line for head gay yell leader.

"Yell Leaders typically officially attend 350 to 400 events per year." From article above. 365 days in a year, that's a lot of dildo.  

Sub, is there even a question. More hot Texas chick picks to cleanse my brain on having read that and forget that monstrosity. 

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For comparison, Texas only plays 6 games against FPI top-25 teams. The Aggies are in for a tough road this season, but if they can emerge relatively unscathed, then the playoff is a definite possibility for them.

 

Ok, I'll play bitch boy.  Texas plays 3 of the Top 10; aggy one.

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19 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

So delusional.  Just because they return most of their shitty OL, it doesn’t mean they’re going to be opening holes for their running game.

Hook’em!!! 

Billy says they would have done it last year if our RBs didn't get hurt and assures us they will do it this year you stupid sip.

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It's odd in that I typically prefer variation in my entertainment. I don't want season 2 of Whatever Fucking Show to be exactly like season 1, much less season "125". However, in the unique case of aggie, the earthly rotation like dependability of the aggie roller-coaster is actually among the highlights. I won't claim to miss aggie being part of my sports world/life, but I will own having missed them in the off season.

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20 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

looks like the snoopy dog 

All black people look the same?  That's Derrick Rose. However, I am looking at it on my phone and it could also be Owen Wilson. 

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People seriously didn't notice that or are we all just doing facetious Friday? 
Usually at this time on Fridays I'm laying pipe, but today I'm eating carne guisada and cheese and crackers and enjoying some facetiousness.
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