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9 minutes ago, Deej said:

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Goddam, aggy have to be the most obtuse rubes on the planet. Their SOS was a joke this season and they still accomplished jack shit. What a maroon.

Please, sweet baby Jesus by all that is holy, let aggy play KU in the Houston Bowl this year.

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10 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

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How much is his family making on that #WRTS trademark these days? 

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1 hour ago, 89Horn said:

TEXAS:  Day 1, SEC ready.

aggy:  still can’t figure out why lawnmower won’t start

 

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Man I went over there for a quick minute. I forgot their “sip” shit. The “sips” this the “sips” that. It’s shocking  after not really being around it for a few years or so. They are so weird.
 

 

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19 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Is there a bigger collection of whiny, titty-baby people than Texas HSFB coaches?

www.texags.com

 

6 minutes ago, Scarlett said:

How much is his family making on that #WRTS trademark these days? 

Probably less than his contract playing for the… (checks notes)… Memphis Showboats. 

4 minutes ago, troph said:

Man I went over there for a quick minute. I forgot their “sip” shit. The “sips” this the “sips” that. It’s shocking  after not really being around it for a few years or so. They are so weird.
 

 

Maybe, just maybe, at some point one of them may ask “should we take up tea sipping?”

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Love this quote from texags:

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It is true we will never get the benefit of the doubt with the media, ever. But…

Well, yeah.  You're a bunch of fucking weirdos who never, ever accomplished anything of value.  Why would you get the benefit of the doubt?

Hell, you built a COMPETITION SWIMMING POOL that was shorter than regulation, negating any records set within.  You literally built a stairway to nowhere on campus.  You almost asphyxiated onlookers when you blew up the tackle box football stadium.  You DID kill 12 people when your Lincoln Logs stack fell down.  You devoted research money to developing maroon carrots.  You can't win anything of consequence in football, basketball, or baseball.  Why in the blue hell would the media give you any credit at all?

Probably already mentioned but those football geniuses think it came down to UT and FSU and not Bama and FSU.

They have no grasp of the fact that Texas was a lock for #3 and the committee was debating Bama vs. FSU.

15 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Goddam, aggy have to be the most obtuse rubes on the planet. Their SOS was a joke this season and they still accomplished jack shit. What a maroon.

Please, sweet baby Jesus by all that is holy, let aggy play KU in the Houston Bowl this year.

They accomplished firing their coach and paying out a ridiculous amount of money to hire a guy with a worse record 

15 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

 

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Still can’t get it to start.

3 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

Still can’t get it to start.

Mine starts right that up. 

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Beating Alabama put us in this position.  Texas would not have played Alabama if aggi had accepted CDC's invitation to play.  They totally put us in the playoffs.  Bless their hearts.  Should we send them a fruit basket or Christmas card.  Maybe a heartfelt thank you would suffice.
Freaking Glorious!

Is there any proof to this or are you just having fun? If there is proof I must have it!!
17 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Love this quote from texags:

Well, yeah.  You're a bunch of fucking weirdos who never, ever accomplished anything of value.  Why would you get the benefit of the doubt?

Hell, you built a COMPETITION SWIMMING POOL that was shorter than regulation, negating any records set within.  You literally built a stairway to nowhere on campus.  You almost asphyxiated onlookers when you blew up the tackle box football stadium.  You DID kill 12 people when your Lincoln Logs stack fell down.  You devoted research money to developing maroon carrots.  You can't win anything of consequence in football, basketball, or baseball.  Why in the blue hell would the media give you any credit at all?

they also tortured dogs which will always and forever mean FUCK AGGY.

29 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Love this quote from texags:

Well, yeah.  You're a bunch of fucking weirdos who never, ever accomplished anything of value.  Why would you get the benefit of the doubt?

Hell, you built a COMPETITION SWIMMING POOL that was shorter than regulation, negating any records set within.  You literally built a stairway to nowhere on campus.  You almost asphyxiated onlookers when you blew up the tackle box football stadium.  You DID kill 12 people when your Lincoln Logs stack fell down.  You devoted research money to developing maroon carrots.  You can't win anything of consequence in football, basketball, or baseball.  Why in the blue hell would the media give you any credit at all?

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On 10 April 1989, a group at Texas A&M University published results of excess heat 


 In June 1990 an article in Science by science writer Gary Taubes destroyed the public credibility of the A&M tritium results when it accused its group leader John Bockris and one of his graduate students of spiking the cells with tritium.[71] In October 1990 Wolf finally said that the results were explained by tritium contamination in the rods.

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59 minutes ago, troph said:

Man I went over there for a quick minute. I forgot their “sip” shit. The “sips” this the “sips” that. It’s shocking  after not really being around it for a few years or so. They are so weird.
 

 

The sip part is making fun of us for not fighting in WWII. The war that nobody under 90 could have possible participated in. It is the weirdest thing to be constantly insulted for.

Why would we have even needed to fight in WWII?

Patton told us he just needed aggy.

Somebody should compare the number of dead UT soldiers to the number of dead A&M soldiers.

5 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

The sip part is making fun of us for not fighting in WWII. The war that nobody under 90 could have possible participated in. It is the weirdest thing to be constantly insulted for.

closer to 100 now.  My dad's 90 and he was 12 in '45.

Those braindead dildos over in Liucciville are mad as hell and they are just gonna take it like they always do.

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3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

The sip part is making fun of us for not fighting in WWII. The war that nobody under 90 could have possible participated in. It is the weirdest thing to be constantly insulted for.

That was not my understanding decades ago. The fighting wars stuff is fairly recent. Their tea-sipper thing had more to do with them being manly types out farming the land and doing the hard work while the effeminate elites of UT sat on the porch sipping tea. This also makes sense if you recall their pride in being farmers. A hard core generational Aggie who joined the corps explained the epithet just this way last century.

Oddly, the military claim has sprung up as corps membership has gone down. So many non-corps Aggies are very concerned that they be considered a military school. All of these soft suburban kids like to say, "We were off fighting America's wars while you were..." It's bullshit.

Lastly, I don't think actual veterans would denigrate another school who also produced veterans. That's something for phonies to do when they don't know what they're talking about.

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Do this for us Gundy. Sorry about beating you so bad.

The SEC couldnt hid A&M from the B12 forever..

Was hoping OU KU or KSU, but now A&M has to blow out OSU or it helps crash their Texas didn't play anyone but Bama and OU argument..

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1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

 

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There's about to be a big COVID outbreak in College Station.

4 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

Lets go Pokes! I would nothing more than to see A&M get fucking slapped around by Okie State

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

There's about to be a big COVID outbreak in College Station.

I don’t think sheep can get COVID.  

1 hour ago, Deej said:

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Big words from a supporter of a team who only played five games against teams with winning records, and went 0-5 in those.

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

There's about to be a big COVID outbreak in College Station.

The feared baa baa sheep crossover is happening. 

11 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

Isn't that the bowl our wealthy fans created for us one year we didn't have an invite?  Formerly the Bluebonnet Bowl.

Watching OSU work up a #6 on aggy butthole will be a great lead-in to games that actually matter. 

Looks like the option was Liberty vs Tech or Texas vs. Okie State...

 

Not sure what is better, but I got to admit would have loved to see TT vs A&M for all the lulz

How many aggy players opt out?

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12 minutes ago, Deej said:

There's about to be a big COVID outbreak in College Station.

Texags already sending thoughts and prayers toward this end

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Let’s do a SAT problem:

A&M is to the SEC as ___________ is to the Big 12


West Virginia?

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

TexAgs is blaming UT for FSU not getting in, because apparently they don’t know the difference between #3 and #4 and also they are now ACC fans.

If they feel that way, aggy should go join the ACC so they can "feel better about themselves" to prove their point!  Lulz.

2 minutes ago, TXUT said:

Let’s do a SAT problem:

A&M is to the SEC as ___________ is to the Big 12


West Virginia?

A&M is to the SEC as Aggy was to the Big 12. Simple as that. Irrelevant.

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5 minutes ago, NaTeWHO said:

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Lulz. Scroll up.

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4 minutes ago, TXUT said:

Let’s do a SAT problem:

A&M is to the SEC as ___________ is to the Big 12


West Virginia?

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2 hours ago, 1bigtx said:

Beating Alabama put us in this position.  Texas would not have played Alabama if aggi had accepted CDC's invitation to play.  They totally put us in the playoffs.  Bless their hearts.  Should we send them a fruit basket or Christmas card.  Maybe a heartfelt thank you would suffice.

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45 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

The sip part is making fun of us for not fighting in WWII. The war that nobody under 90 could have possible participated in. It is the weirdest thing to be constantly insulted for.

And yet TOM LANDRY, a Longhorn that needs a large statue next to DKRTMS as well, was a B-17 Flying Fortress bomber pilot in World War II.  

Funny how much that is conveniently forgotten.

aggy never had a World War II Hero that accomplished anywhere NEAR as much as Tom Landry did.

6 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

aggy never had a World War II Hero that accomplished anywhere NEAR as much as Tom Landry did.

they were guarding the grass at the pentagon, you stupid sip. 

Can't wait for Mullet to give aggy a Danny Thomas Special, without the glass table.

Is there a "Tell me about Mobilehoma" thread where they're melting down for sacrificing other-games-prep in order to beat us, yet THEY are the ones sitting on their stinky couches in their mobilehomes today while WE ARE IN the CFP?

GO FUCK YOURSELF MOBILEHOMA AND STOOPS!

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