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Why the fuck are these dipshits favored over the Irish?

8 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Why the fuck are these dipshits favored over the Irish?

PM Pate State

8 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Why the fuck are these dipshits favored over the Irish?

Because Pyle Field is the hardest stadium to play in. 😆

Looking at the picture of Number 28 caused me to wonder where do their thumbs go the rest of the time?  

Because Pyle Field is the hardest stadium to play in. [emoji38]

I guess it’s just going to make it better when they lose
2 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Why the fuck are these dipshits favored over the Irish?

Toughest place to play, bar none.  Didn't you get the memo?

However,..................we all know without a doubt...................the gomers will win the halftime show, or at worse finish second :).

Notre Dame Week Press Conference: Mike Elko

 

Brutal start to press conference...  seems in a hurry to join Ketch for the buffet at nearby Golden Corral

16 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Some of the aggy players are at Utah Beach regaling the French citizens with tales of aggy valor.

The French won't be impressed with College Station Nazi.

"Someone's going to eat better."

Yep. Elko.

25 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Notre Dame Week Press Conference: Mike Elko

 

Brutal start to press conference...  seems in a hurry to join Ketch for the buffet at nearby Golden Corral

So black isnt slimming?

10 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

It is. That's the sad part. 

Hey the wide angle lens adds 50llbs

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

Hey the wide angle lens adds 50llbs

Hell, they need a panoramic lens.

Why the fuck are these dipshits favored over the Irish?

It will be loud there, especially if it is close in the 2nd half. But a hard place to play? I looked it up a while back and at dkr home wins were a good 8-10% higher than Kroger Stadium at Blue Bell Listeria Field.
2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

However,..................we all know without a doubt...................the gomers will win the halftime show, or at worse finish second :).

They just ran out of yard lines.

And thus it begins, as it was foretold by our fathers and the fathers before ours. Let it be thus for ever more!

On Sunday, it was revealed that another Aggie baseball commit has decommitted from the program. Javorskie Lane Jr., the son of former Texas A&M star running back Jovorskie Lane, will explore other options going forward. No, this does not mean that he is automatically transferring to Texas

Lane Jr. is one of the best athletes in the cycle. At the plate, Lane was one of the best hitters in the country during his 2023 junior season; the incoming senior hit for .591 in 34 plate appearances, recording  52 hits, 37 RBI, 51 runs, and eight home runs on the year.

 

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Not going to lie, Aggie progeny or not, 52 hits in 34 plate appearances is exceptionally good. 

2 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Not going to lie, Aggie progeny or not, 52 hits in 34 plate appearances is exceptionally good. 

Damn, a lifetime three hundred hitter is a first-ballot hall of famer. This guy's hitting fifteen twenty-nine.

10 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Not going to lie, Aggie progeny or not, 52 hits in 34 plate appearances is exceptionally good. 

I copied and pasted that from Yahoo Sports, so not my error. (Nice, right?)

The TexAgs forum on this is pretty fun right now:

https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/3483199

1 minute ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Nice save.

Way to bring this home. 

Taking your coach the day after your 2nd place finish in the CWS wasn’t a win?

 

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10 minutes ago, Matuka said:

Taking your coach the day after your 2nd place finish in the CWS wasn’t a win?

 

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Taking a longtime 5-star TAMU commit on Friday wasn't recent enough, apparently.  

47 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Not going to lie, Aggie progeny or not, 52 hits in 34 plate appearances is exceptionally good. 

As I recall, Junior’s daddy cleaned his plate 100% of the time.

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Yeah definitely need a baseball win.  Not like our prestigious history and consistent success does anything for the future.

I always imagined this was Franchione's pep talk with Javorskie Lane on their first day of summer camp (skip to 0:15):

 

 

So Nick Scourton posted this on his Insta and some poster on Aggie 247 c & p'd it over there. The third fastest player on their team is apparently a backup defensive end. I know they're a slow team this year, but, well, wow. 

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4 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

I always imagined this was Franchione's pep talk with Javorskie Lane on their first day of summer camp (skip to 0:15):

 

 

One of my favorite riffs ever. They apparently just told Rickles to cut it loose and this is him just winging it. That guy was a treasure. 

15 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

Hey the wide angle lens adds 50llbs

They must have about 5 pointing at him, then.

Here's some classic shit on 247. Tom Loy, who is a longtime recruiting guy nationally and for ND, starts a thread with this post below:

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Absolutely fired up to make the trip for Mike Elko's first game as a head coach at Texas A&M.

Wife and I are making the trip from Nashville.

Would love to link up with some A&M fans if there are any recommended tailgates to it.

Staying in Austin then making the drive over early Saturday morning.

Anything I should know, places to hit, please let me know here or shoot me a PM.

Thanks!

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That gets followed by a number of posts where various posters tell him that Austin is a shithole and full of hoboes and scary gay people. Then this post happens:

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North Gate will have all the go to bars, it’s the bar area next to campus.

If you’re looking for the college food experience, Gumby’s pizza (pizza rolls), fuegos, and Laynes.

Dixie Chicken is cool, but not some Mecca of bars some make it out to be. Be sure to go to midnight yell, but don’t take any videos of yell leaders and post it on social media. It’s ptsd for us.

Tailgate wise I can’t personally help you out there yet, however you’ll have a great shot of walking through them telling them who you with and that you’re looking to report on the game day experience and 9 times out of 10 you’ll get in to whatever tailgate you want.

Happy you’ll be there it’s a great environment for fans of CFB as well as families (north gate is not family friendly)

 

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So the big recs on the thread are a shitty pizza place, a shitty texmex joint and a national chicken tender chain. Then he recommends Midnight Yell, but please don't tell anyone else about it. And that's the best post on the thread.

 

7 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

... the incoming senior hit for .591 in 34 plate appearances, recording  52 hits ...

A truly amazing statistic. There is a mind-bottling amount of talent required to get more hits than plate appearances. I hope Schloss is on the trail of this.

 

There’s no crying in baseball!

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Is it just me, or do the Aggys feel most comfortable hiring washed-up, obese, middle-aged to outright old men as head corch?

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15 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Is it just me, or do the Aggys feel most comfortable hiring washed-up, obese, middle-aged to outright old men as head corch?

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what , you don't have a type ? 

Just now, Navin R. Johnson said:

Is it too soon to start the Elko contract extension talk?

It's never too soon. Just ask ou about that. They extended Venebals for another 6 years after his second season. 

8 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I know they're a slow team this year, but, well, wow

They've made the field a few inches shorter, like their pool, to make up for it. 

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

It's never too soon. Just ask ou about that. They extended Venebals for another 6 years after his second season. 

Elko looks to have already been extended.

Just now, Deej said:

Elko looks to have already been extended.

That belt size can only go so far. He's gonna need some suspenders going forward. He's on that Mangino train pre-weight loss. 

aggy towel boy will be busy.

33 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

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