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nm day drankin’

 

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"A star has been born tonight, Marcel Reed."

1:49 to go, A&M 31, USC 28, and I cannot get any more erect.  Holy shit this is incredible.  I'm glad I recorded it.

15 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

So the new head coach blames his defense, which has a few draft picks , for being to stupid. Sure that'll bring a few 5 star recruiting classes

I love how he called his players stupid, hammered on his assistants, and also said, "It's my fault."

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

You know aggy sucks when they start deflecting by talking about culture and traditions. 

*turditions

5 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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2024 Aggy Football Season Record   8-5

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next year looks fun

4-8 or 5-7 is entirely possible

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

You know aggy sucks when they start deflecting by talking about culture and traditions. 

the deflect was in response to someone with an ag tag that had gained total consciousness long enough to question all of the weirdness

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22 minutes ago, Richard Kimball said:

She'd do this and you'd agree with her:

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Let's go on record here. I'm the first to happily and openly admit my thirst. Hell, already did last page. I know we got a lot of 1%ers that only fuck Mensa member 10s that are wealthy. I get it. 

Just saying that no matter what dumb shit she might say I absolutely wood Kayce and I brag about right here on Surly. Of course, I'm not from Nahm so...Screenshot_20241228_141905_Instagram.thumb.jpg.895a6e84d54fd0fc9484ddcd9245c79a.jpgScreenshot_20241228_141722_Instagram.thumb.jpg.ec20c5168b9e63806afbba0fbca68ffe.jpgScreenshot_20241228_142000_Instagram.thumb.jpg.520b30ef4c47f720923f1c6b1c80fbd7.jpg

 

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4 hours ago, troph said:

Texas Am Football GIF by Texas A&M University
 

don’t forget they are all time undefeated at halftimes.

LHB needs to repeat the 1973 Halftime of Infamy including goosestepping, the fire hydrant and "where or where has my little dog gone"

27 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

So the new head coach blames his defense, which has a few draft picks , for being to* stupid. Sure that'll bring a few 5 star recruiting classes

*too

18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

"A star has been born tonight, Marcel Reed."

1:49 to go, A&M 31, USC 28, and I cannot get any more erect.  Holy shit this is incredible.  I'm glad I recorded it.

Count how many times Osweiler says "Fantastic ". 

2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Count how many times Osweiler says "Fantastic ". 

I'm out.  I need a cigarette.

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47 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

What hollow championships have they won?

 

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6 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Where's the Twinkies.

I had 'em right here. I know you love a good Twinkie with your cerveza.

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Sir, your bet.

Just hold your goddamn horses. Honey, is it under those little chocolate donuts?

Sir! Your bet.

(Turns to angrily toss chip. Knocks over Corona. Farts. Table clears.)

Elko stays on 5.

27 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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next year looks fun

4-8 or 5-7 is entirely possible

Is the aggy/pig game no longer at Jerry World starting in 2025?  Seems like I have heard things about wanting to move it away from Arlington and making it a true home/home but I never heard anything about that coming to fruition.

5 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

 

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I know this is real, but man, it feel like something Mel Brooke's movie. It's wild that it's reality and not a mocumentary.

To make it  worse, the USC cheerleaders probably have real boobs. I say probably because USC is from California. 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This is amazing.  This is a dude who hates his life:

And the belch at 2:09 is incredible.

 

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36 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

no ag tag = sarcasm

 

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16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Let's go on record here. I'm the first to happily and openly admit my thirst. Hell, already did last page. I know we got a lot of 1%ers that only fuck Mensa member 10s that are wealthy. I get it. 

Just saying that no matter what dumb shit she might say I absolutely wood Kayce and I brag about right here on Surly. Of course, I'm not from Nahm so...Screenshot_20241228_141905_Instagram.thumb.jpg.895a6e84d54fd0fc9484ddcd9245c79a.jpgScreenshot_20241228_141722_Instagram.thumb.jpg.ec20c5168b9e63806afbba0fbca68ffe.jpgScreenshot_20241228_142000_Instagram.thumb.jpg.520b30ef4c47f720923f1c6b1c80fbd7.jpg

 


Tap.  Tap.  Tap. 

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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next year looks fun

4-8 or 5-7 is entirely possible

We say that every year and they always find a way to go 8-4. 

5 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:


Tap.  Tap.  Tap. 

More like fap fap fap.  

7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Where's the Twinkies.

I had 'em right here. I know you love a good Twinkie with your cerveza.

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Sir, your bet.

Just hold your goddamn horses. Honey, is it under those little chocolate donuts?

Sir! Your bet.

(Turns to angrily toss chip. Knocks over Corona. Farts. Table clears.)

r and r drinking GIF by IFC

14 hours ago, NaTeWHO said:

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Aggie hiring Riley after usc can get out from under the buy out enough to justify it 

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

What hollow championships have they won?

One. 1998. 
 

To put this in context, my middle daughter was born in 1998. She and her husband will have their first child in a month. Two generations have been created with no one having seen TAMU playing for a championship of any kind. 

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1 hour ago, Scuba Saba said:

To make it  worse, the USC cheerleaders probably have real boobs. I say probably because USC is from California. 

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1 hour ago, ScottS said:

Is the aggy/pig game no longer at Jerry World starting in 2025?  Seems like I have heard things about wanting to move it away from Arlington and making it a true home/home but I never heard anything about that coming to fruition.

6-6 at best. AND they playing their 14th FCS team in 14 seasons, most of any team in FBS

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Thats weird. Our players from Texas are tough as fuck.  

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Thats weird. Our players from Texas are tough as fuck.  

So weird that a S&C corch who was involuntarily retired is not the answer. He’s ruff tuff stuff, so it is bizarre that they cratered in the 2nd half against good teams and the entire second half of the season. Who could have predicted that?!?

48 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

We say that every year and they always find a way to go 8-4. 

Well... not exactly. You see 8-9 wins is their standard. However, around 30% of the time they fail turdition and fall short of their "standard". Then every 20 years or so they actually win more than 10.

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2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Let's go on record here. I'm the first to happily and openly admit my thirst. Hell, already did last page. I know we got a lot of 1%ers that only fuck Mensa member 10s that are wealthy. I get it. 

Just saying that no matter what dumb shit she might say I absolutely wood Kayce and I brag about right here on Surly. Of course, I'm not from Nahm so...Screenshot_20241228_141905_Instagram.thumb.jpg.895a6e84d54fd0fc9484ddcd9245c79a.jpgScreenshot_20241228_141722_Instagram.thumb.jpg.ec20c5168b9e63806afbba0fbca68ffe.jpgScreenshot_20241228_142000_Instagram.thumb.jpg.520b30ef4c47f720923f1c6b1c80fbd7.jpg

 

Gottdam. Would. 

Texags is great today. Just as entertaining as watching the game last night. It’s remarkable how they can always Aggie things up. You don’t know how it will happen but you definitely know it will

1 hour ago, EZ$ said:

We say that every year and they always find a way to go 8-4. 

yeah they are likely to be 5-1 after MSU. Samson is 6th win.  Reed might be able to hero ball his way to a couple more.

that said, if they lose to Auburn at Kyle...look out below.

So weird that a S&C corch who was involuntarily retired is not the answer. He’s ruff tuff stuff, so it is bizarre that they cratered in the 2nd half against good teams and the entire second half of the season. Who could have predicted that?!?

They just ran out of gas.

How bad is Brian Kelly and LSU in retrospect?  

4 minutes ago, deech said:

How bad is Brian Kelly and LSU in retrospect?  

Not the Michael Jackson notion of “bad.”  Unless by “bad,” instead of awesome you mean pdeophile.

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