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2 hours ago, royiv said:

Living in Midland. 3 kids, husband with an O&G job. White F150 backed into the driveway. Lots of tacky inspirational hand painted signs as decor.

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4 hours ago, royiv said:

Living in Midland. 3 kids, husband with an O&G job. White F150 backed into the driveway. Lots of tacky inspirational hand painted signs as decor.

This is my sister, minus the midland part 

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5 hours ago, royiv said:

Living in Midland. 3 kids, husband with an O&G job. White F150 backed into the driveway. Lots of tacky inspirational hand painted signs as decor.

You left out: butterfly tattoo on hip, tramp stamp and anal sex with hubby 1-2 times per month.

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you left out the other 3-2 times per month with another for anal sex. rest sees accurate.

If @RomaVicta gets the housing post, it's going to be greatness.

Who the fuck cares about an old fashioned in college, smoking a dick, tiddy clean up (after the old fashioned and smoking something, I suppose).

I drank beer, vodka (kinda goes with anything you could afford), dark stuff with Coca-Cola. He's next in-line for head gay yell leader.

"Yell Leaders typically officially attend 350 to 400 events per year." From article above. 365 days in a year, that's a lot of dildo.  

Sub, is there even a question. More hot Texas chick picks to cleanse my brain on having read that and forget that monstrosity. 

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For comparison, Texas only plays 6 games against FPI top-25 teams. The Aggies are in for a tough road this season, but if they can emerge relatively unscathed, then the playoff is a definite possibility for them.

 

Ok, I'll play bitch boy.  Texas plays 3 of the Top 10; aggy one.

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