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We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup

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Without a doubt, my family's favorite Christmas movie. We make it a point to watch it every year.

"You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.”

Did you have to borrow a reindeer?

This place reminds me of Santa's workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.

Just started this. Forget about it until Christmas time every year

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Just started this. Forget about it until Christmas time every year

Yeah was going to comment it's one you pretty much have to watch every year. 

DP not the sexual kind 

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But the children love the books 

What's more vulnerable than a peach?

The casting for the Gimbel's manager was awesome.  The deadpan way he talks to Will Ferrell is so good.

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The episode they did on it on "The Movies that Made Us" on Netflix is good.

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The casting for the Gimbel's manager was awesome.  The deadpan way he talks to Will Ferrell is so good.

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Love how his name tag says "WANDA".

21 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Love how his name tag says "WANDA".

It was supposed to be Wanda Sykes but she was unavailable at the last minute.

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

The casting for the Gimbel's manager was awesome.  The deadpan way he talks to Will Ferrell is so good.

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Buddy....playin with my money is like playin with my emotions.  

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

The casting for the Gimbel's manager was awesome.  The deadpan way he talks to Will Ferrell is so good.

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“Yes it is!!!” And “No there’s not!!!” In Buddy tone ring out in our house on the regular.

2nd only to Tommy Boy for callouts in our family.  
 

 

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

It was supposed to be Wanda Sykes but she was unavailable at the last minute.

holy shit, i never noticed the nametag, nor did i know the history. amazing.

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did you hear that?

"it seems like everyone else has the same talents, except for me..."

You smell like beef and cheese

9 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Blonde Zooey is the best Zooey. 

She’s still Vapid Zooey. She was a weakness in the movie. Wish they had found a better actress for that part.

She’s still Vapid Zooey. She was a weakness in the movie. Wish they had found a better actress for that part.

You need to take a step back, motherfucker.
28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


You need to take a step back, motherfucker.

And her vagina smells like patchouli oil.

51 minutes ago, South Austin said:

She’s still Vapid Zooey. She was a weakness in the movie. Wish they had found a better actress for that part.

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7 hours ago, South Austin said:

She’s still Vapid Zooey. She was a weakness in the movie. Wish they had found a better actress for that part.

Dude this is so wrong. This was one of her best roles, up there with 500 Days of Summer. 

8 hours ago, South Austin said:

She’s still Vapid Zooey. She was a weakness in the movie. Wish they had found a better actress for that part.

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8 hours ago, South Austin said:

She’s still Vapid Zooey. She was a weakness in the movie. Wish they had found a better actress for that part.

There's a reason everyone has sex with your mother. Just to spite you for your terrible opinions such as this one. 

And we’d all be remiss if we didn’t pour out some egg nog for Ed Asner Santa this year.  

I’ll preface this with I’m a surly old head but been It’s a Wonderful Life for me for years and who doesn’t watch A Christmas Story at least once a year but I’ll be damned if this one hasn’t crept up on me 

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Also I’m fairly stoned 

 

“I planned out our whole day. First we make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll go ice skating, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie Dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we’ll snuggle.”

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