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From Garth and the crazy spoon playing old man to Larry Cullpepper and Lil' Sweet, Dr. Pepper has a long tradition of shitty commercials. Maybe we'll get some more of the adventures of Crave Rider? Whatever the new campaign is, it will suck. 

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5 hours ago, Pods said:

From Garth and the crazy spoon playing old man to Larry Cullpepper and Lil' Sweet, Dr. Pepper has a long tradition of shitty commercials. Maybe we'll get some more of the adventures of Crave Rider? Whatever the new campaign is, it will suck. 

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Are we just going to pretend like the Pitbull commercials never existed?

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DP is my road trip goto c-store gas stop bevorage. How you stop for gas and she has to has to has to pee and buy shit and gotta buy you shit you don't want, too? I always ask for a Gruntstick and a Sweetjuice Cola, always get a Snickers and a Dr Pepper. This would never happen if Wonder Warthog were still alive. 

And just to put that cherry on top, now Li'l Sweet done ruint the juice. Miserable little metrosex girly-singer.

 

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21 hours ago, Tex Long said:

DP is my road trip goto c-store gas stop bevorage. How you stop for gas and she has to has to has to pee and buy shit and gotta buy you shit you don't want, too? I always ask for a Gruntstick and a Sweetjuice Cola, always get a Snickers and a Dr Pepper. This would never happen if Wonder Warthog were still alive. 

And just to put that cherry on top, now Li'l Sweet done ruint the juice. Miserable little metrosex girly-singer.

 

This post has the clarity of a Dr Pepper or Old Spice commercial

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On 5/23/2018 at 2:42 AM, Pods said:

From Garth and the crazy spoon playing old man to Larry Cullpepper and Lil' Sweet, Dr. Pepper has a long tradition of shitty commercials. Maybe we'll get some more of the adventures of Crave Rider? Whatever the new campaign is, it will suck. 

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Maybe the plan is to go retro..?

 

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On 5/23/2018 at 8:50 AM, South Austin said:

It's clearly Norm McDonald.

 

On 5/23/2018 at 8:52 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

And by Norm McDonald, you mean Darrell Hammond.

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WRONG!!! The correct answer is George Hamilton as The Crispy Colonel. Bye bye!

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From Garth and the crazy spoon playing old man to Larry Cullpepper and Lil' Sweet, Dr. Pepper has a long tradition of shitty commercials. Maybe we'll get some more of the adventures of Crave Rider? Whatever the new campaign is, it will suck. 
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My one and only thought every time this commercial came on..

That chick is way to cute to be hanging with those two dorks. Not a real life situation DP..
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