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5 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

You’re such a fucking rube lol.

 

6 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

You’re such a fucking rube lol.

a useless one at that.

And he’s still infinitely better prepared to lead the country than his predecessor.

12 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

You’re such a fucking rube lol.

His preferred nomenclature is lemming.

2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

And he’s still infinitely better prepared to lead the country than his predecessor.

but, but, but.....Trump!

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

but, but, but.....Trump!

you shouldn't mock other people's stutters considering the one you've got here.

22 minutes ago, Satchel said:

And he’s still infinitely better prepared to lead the country than his predecessor.

please stop feeding the troll. you gave him exactly what he wanted

20 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

but, but, but.....Trump!


That's right: our selection this past election was between the alzheimer's-addled old man in your videos and the psychopathic, immoral alzheimer's-addled old man that can be viewed in about 10,000 YouTube videos if you search for "Trump word salad."

It sucked, but those were our choices. 

 

Biden 24

It’s not THAT bad!

 

thats a winning campaign slogan right there

43 minutes ago, Satchel said:

And he’s still infinitely better prepared to lead the country than his predecessor.

By a large margin.

32 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Biden 24

It’s not THAT bad!

 

thats a winning campaign slogan right there

 

Biden '24:  Because you never know what worse luck your bad luck kept you from.

That's a winning campaign slogan right there.

What a buffoon. Both sides roll out hammered dogshit and we have to deal with it.

3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

but, but, but.....Trump!

Fuck yes but Trump.

Until your team stops worshiping at his altar, it's a binary choice.  Trump and anyone else.

Biden '24

I'm Not Trump

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9 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Fuck yes but Trump.

Until your team stops worshiping at his altar, it's a binary choice.  Trump and anyone else.

Biden '24

I'm Not Trump

It's his stupid fucking schtick.  Ignore him, he's an idiot.

If/When Trump comes out running for the next election, we can have a gaffe off and see how coherent one candidate is over the other. Yay America! 

1 hour ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

If/When Trump comes out running for the next election, we can have a gaffe off and see how coherent one candidate is over the other. Yay America! 

And it won't be close.  From an objective standpoint.  From a moron standpoint, oh, dotard will run away with it.

10 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

If/When Trump comes out running for the next election, we can have a gaffe off and see how coherent one candidate is over the other. Yay America! 

Did you sleep through 2020?

11 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Did you sleep through 2020?

Let's say I was. What did I miss? 

2 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Let's say I was. What did I miss? 

Latifi: Tuscan GP restart crash not influenced by safety car lights

2 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Let's say I was. What did I miss? 

A gaffe fest.  Some of which is above. 

3 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Let's say I was. What did I miss? 

You missed a debate where Biden ran circles around his competition and broke him so badly he refused to show up for the other ones.

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

You missed a debate where Biden ran circles around his competition and broke him so badly he refused to show up for the other ones.

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5 hours ago, Incredulity said:

but, but, but.....Trump!

Goddamn, you are a fucking child.  Went looking for a post of mine to neg completely unrelated to this shit.

Please, get your DT team to crowd source ban me.  I'll wait.

Incredulity’s drunken Friday nights are always entertaining. Let’s see where he takes this one.

3 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Incredulity’s drunken Friday nights are always entertaining. Let’s see where he takes this one.

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7 minutes ago, tigol said:

Goddamn, you are a fucking child.  Went looking for a post of mine to neg completely unrelated to this shit.

Please, get your DT team to crowd source ban me.  I'll wait.

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3 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

What a buffoon. Both sides roll out hammered dogshit and we have to deal with it.

Only one side rolled out Donald Trump. Stop with the both sides silliness. Biden and Trump are similar in age and nothing else.

5 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Stone sober, unfortunately 

That's even worse. At least drunk would be an excuse for your knob gobbling of all things Trumpkin. It works for Lindsay Graham. 

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56 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

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11 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

If/When Trump comes out running for the next election, we can have a gaffe off and see how coherent one candidate is over the other. Yay America! 

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“I wasn’t drunk, I just really wanted to see poor economic data and hope for a recession to shitpost. I’ll see you bitches Wednesday for CPI data.”

13 hours ago, Incredulity said:

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What a little bitch you are.  Negged me in the goddamn food forum this morning.  Where are your DT friends?  Your little epeen isn't enough.

Fuck you.  Fuck your feelings.  Fuck you for voting to make women 2nd class citizens.  Fuck your entire world view.

4 minutes ago, tigol said:

What a little bitch you are.  Negged me in the goddamn food forum this morning.  Where are your DT friends?  Your little epeen isn't enough.

Fuck you.  Fuck your feelings.  Fuck you for voting to make women 2nd class citizens.  Fuck your entire world view.

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46 minutes ago, tigol said:

What a little bitch you are.  Negged me in the goddamn food forum this morning.  Where are your DT friends?  Your little epeen isn't enough.

Fuck you.  Fuck your feelings.  Fuck you for voting to make women 2nd class citizens.  Fuck your entire world view.

That's his MO. I'm not really sure why he's still allowed to post. He brings absolutely nothing to this board.

Is there anyone on this board that identifies as a Trump "Conservative", but still manages to not be worthless troll?

What a little bitch you are.  Negged me in the goddamn food forum this morning. 

LMAO

Imagine being a grown adult and crying about an E-neg

Biden will legit try to “red” whatever is there no matter what it says...  

Good job, good effort, Clay.  

A special kind of stupid.  

Is there anyone on this board that identifies as a Trump "Conservative", but still manages to not be worthless troll?

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