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Of course, saves you a lot of climbing and prevents dangerous falls.
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Omfg vic, that was the nastiest convenience store chick ever. I am not even quoting that pic.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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There was a pretty funny meme of this where one minority after another declined her invitation.

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

There was a pretty funny meme of this where one minority after another declined her invitation.

I remember that. I don't think it was this woman, though. I'll look for it.

19 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Good story.  Glad to see, doesn't matter how much in life they take to the chin, they keep on fightin

20 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Spitting image of Kendrick Perkins though

13 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

It’s chin is as long as the rest of the face 

Convenient place to rest one’s family jewels.

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Convenient place to rest one’s family jewels.

I mean, Joelia isn’t quite my bag.  You know, with that Adam’s apple and all.   You know? 

23 hours ago, Dry Elbows said:

LeBron was just pumped to meet Rocky Dennis in real life. 

I prefer Rusty...

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23 hours ago, Dry Elbows said:

LeBron was just pumped to meet Rocky Dennis in real life. 

I prefer Rusty...

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There was a pretty funny meme of this where one minority after another declined her invitation.

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"Don't eat pork" is pretty good. Looks like the Hindus are holding the short straw.

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On 9/26/2019 at 12:29 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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I call bullshit. I bet a brotha put that together -- not even trailer trash is that stupid.

So...(•_•)

what we have here is...( •_•)>⌐■-■

A false flab operation

(⌐■_■)

yeahhhhhhhhh

 

women grab their phones and laugh.

only a bro was there to help in a time of need.

that's why its bros before hos bitches

On 9/25/2019 at 3:54 PM, Longboard Horn said:

Vic knows this all too well

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Vic's one tough son of a bitch...

First time I've seen it. Fight me... I'll cuff you and tie in an escape device 

First time I've seen it. Fight me... I'll cuff you and tie in an escape device 

You throw in pegging and you’ve got Stanco convinced.
9 hours ago, EE2B said:


You throw in pegging and you’ve got Stanco convinced.

Hey @markstanco, @EE2B has offered his pegging services if you're interested. 

I'm kinda busy this weekend with a ton of kid stuff.

Your ass ain’t busy.
Or maybe it is.
I don’t really know what you’re into.

Flag football. And it is a day killer. 6p game.

Sunday going back to six flags to ride roller coasters because I cant go 2 weeks without doing that.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Your ass ain’t busy.
Or maybe it is.
I don’t really know what you’re into.

Peggy's coming to visit him...

 

Name will be changed to "Stinko" when she leaves.

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21 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Your ass ain’t busy.
Or maybe it is.
I don’t really know what you’re into.

Shots fired!

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