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18 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Lulz. From the no hitter thread

 

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Stanton said take your no hitter & your shutout and shove them both up your ass at the same time. 

5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

This has to be one of the worst umpire crews.  Every game the home plate ump has been shit.

Well it’s the same one today as Friday because the starting HP ump got knocked out 

Guess that was finally enough humiliation of the home team. Now let's win this thing and move on. 

At least he didn't lose the no-hitter on a weak grounder that snuck through the infield

Just now, Helobious said:

Stanton said take your no hitter & your shutout and shove them both up your ass at the same time. 

The tears are so sweet. 16 straight no-hit innings in Yankee Stadium. 

Just now, wood said:

The tears are so sweet. 16 straight no-hit innings in Yankee Stadium. 

Im sure the Yankees were ice cold before this series ???

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Stanton said take your no hitter & your shutout and shove them both up your ass at the same time. 

How can you show your face in this thread? Your dipshit ass makes aggy seem smart. Seriously dude- your chihuahua ass is really running your mouth at the end of this no lube assfucking series right now?  Good fucking grief man. 

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3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Well it’s the same one today as Friday because the starting HP ump got knocked out 

He wasn't much better.

5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Stanton said take your no hitter & your shutout and shove them both up your ass at the same time. 

It’s hilarious watching your expectations go from a sweep to getting a hit. 

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Stanton said take your no hitter & your shutout and shove them both up your ass at the same time. 

So much for not caring

5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Stanton said take your no hitter & your shutout and shove them both up your ass at the same time. 

Not sure it was a legitimate home run, or hit.

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Kalas is retarded

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9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Stanton said take your no hitter & your shutout and shove them both up your ass at the same time. 

 

I honestly forgot Bielak wasn't at triple A

For a little perspective on this pitching run, no MLB team has ever been no-hit for 2 full consecutive games. The closest to that was when the White Sox were no-hit on consecutive days, but with Game 1 of a doubleheader between the 2 no-hitters. Astros were fairly close to a an MLB first.

Heh, squeezed him on the inside but gave him some on the outside.  I'll take it.

Lulz, at that strike call. That's the call the Yankee pitchers have gotten all series.

There's that nasty slider he had working in the playoffs last year.

Phil you ruined my where's the Maton haters post

Disappointing, but not shocking. Their offense is a ticking time bomb. We need ours to awaken pronto. 

You got 2 strikes and leave a pitch just hanging over the middle of the plate. Bad time for a very bad pitch

That is why you can't let their shitty hitters get on base.

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