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6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Javier: “so because he sucks at this, I lose my role and have to do it!?”

 

“Welcome to corporate America”

 

Yeah it’s really dumb. I could plow my 5 acres with a thoroughbred but I’d rather use him to run the Derby. 

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I am ok with it now I guess, but absolutely no way in hell in the playoffs unless it's a round where we don't need 4 starters.

Garcia quickly demonstrates why he has the worst ERA among our starters. Too many meatballs. 

promising start

Pretty little hit machine.

These new guys are making Click look like a genius

Boom!Boom!Boom! Mancini

 

Just call him Tre....

Mancini!

loud out in Bmore is a 3 run dinger in Htown. He’d have near 30 HRs now if he played here all year according to the expected stats

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Mancini!

loud out in Bmore is a 3 run dinger in Htown. He’d have near 30 HRs now if he played here all year according to the expected stats

Is that assuming every game is at Minute Maid or does it take into account the Astros schedule?

Javier is also 1 inning away from a career high in innings pitched so that could be part of it.

5 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Is that assuming every game is at Minute Maid or does it take into account the Astros schedule?

Don’t start me lying how they figure it. But I know his adjusted home runs adjusted for Minute Maid were 23 I believe when he actually had 10. I didn’t even know they figured that stuff. 

Garcia shouldn't start a single fucking playoff game, so why change Javier's role

19 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Is that assuming every game is at Minute Maid or does it take into account the Astros schedule?

They just transfer every ball he hit at Camden and  assume it was hit at MMP instead 

15 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Garcia shouldn't start a single fucking playoff game, so why change Javier's role

He's not going to start a playoff game unless a couple guys get injured. You only need three pitchers in the ALDS. Dusty and Click aren't moving LMJ to the pen. So how else do you use Javier if not in the pen?

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Our best 3 starters are JV, Framber, and Javier.  LMJ has to prove he can be better than Javier.

Vazquez is still sporting that .000 ISO as an Astro

can we have a short discussion about this ~new sound effect at mmp that sounds like a car slowly driving by blasting its terrible bass?

i like when we do good stuff, i do not like this sound that accompanies it.  i'm torn.

is there a petition i can sign?  maybe it sounds good in person?

We need to figure out how to get Garcia to pitch 2 innings before the actual game starts. 

7 minutes ago, texashorne said:

We need to figure out how to get Garcia to pitch 2 innings before the actual game starts. 

Or just move him to where, you know, he pitches 2 or more innings after the actual game starts 

6 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Luis ain't making the playoff roster.

Yep, and neither should Meyers. He is such a defensive liability right now.

What’s the average time of game in Garcia starts?

2 hours in, heading to the bottom of the 5th

(yes I realize a lot of tonight is on archer.)

Meyers in CF just aggravates the hell out of me. There is no way he is in a major league outfield next year. 

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Yep, and neither should Meyers. He is such a defensive liability right now.

He’s quite the offensive equivalent to Maldy, too.  Maybe worse lately.

I hope Dusty is learning something tonight watching Vazquez.

I don't love taking the bat out of Mancini's hands there

Why is Smith pitching with a 2 run lead?

Yordan had Miranda

Spoiler

dead to rights

 

I say let's have the teams run the bases and the one with the most outs due to TOOTBLANS loses the game. Kinda like inverse shootouts in soccer.

Pretty sure Maton is a robot.

Maton with a good inning

24 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I say let's have the teams run the bases and the one with the most outs due to TOOTBLANS loses the game. Kinda like inverse shootouts in soccer.

You do not want what you think you want 

altuve can you stop getting thrown out at second plsthxbai

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