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30 minutes ago, nnm said:

Yep, except for Buc-ees, hotels are the absolute best places to go on the go.  

One of the worst I ever had the misfortune to use was in the basement of the US Border Customs building in Laredo. 
It was in 1961 after riding up from Monterrey where I had eaten a couple local pastries for breakfast early that morning, resulting in a sudden case of Moctezuma’s Revenge as we pulled into the facility.
Down a long flight of stairs I frantically searched through a dozen vacant stalls before finding one that was only piled half full of unflushed shit and toilet paper. 
 

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24 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

One of the worst I ever had the misfortune to use was in the basement of the US Border Customs building in Laredo. 
It was in 1961 after riding up from Monterrey where I had eaten a couple local pastries for breakfast early that morning, resulting in a sudden case of Moctezuma’s Revenge as we pulled into the facility.
Down a long flight of stairs I frantically searched through a dozen vacant stalls before finding one that was only piled half full of unflushed shit and toilet paper. 
 

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Worst I ever seen was the toilet at Jeterville, Tx which was at one time a very busy liquor stop on the Tarrant/Wise county line. After 287 expansion and traffic reroute it became a ghost of it's former glory. Was driving to Ft Worth one day and the devil was churning in my guts. Walked in the bathroom and did a Grandpa Simpson about face, it was a hard nope. Toilet was 3 shades of whatever bioform was growing there. Managed to make it to Saginaw.

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Have you ever been to a Walmart?  Those sound like Buc'ees compared to the last few Walmart bathrooms I've seen.

And the one and only time I went to the movie theatre at the Hill Country Galleria, someone had managed to shit in the urinal.  Never again.

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2 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Have you ever been to a Walmart?  Those sound like Buc'ees compared to the last few Walmart bathrooms I've seen.

And the one and only time I went to the movie theatre at the Hill Country Galleria, someone had managed to shit in the urinal.  Never again.

 

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I'm convinced that gas station bathrooms in remote areas off an interstate are clues that we're in the matrix. Like, there is shit everywhere, on the walls, on the floor, on the sink, sometimes on the ceiling. The physics don't make sense how everyone else using those shitters are entirely incapable of landing their turd in the bowl. It's confounding.

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4 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Have you ever been to a Walmart?  Those sound like Buc'ees compared to the last few Walmart bathrooms I've seen.

And the one and only time I went to the movie theatre at the Hill Country Galleria, someone had managed to shit in the urinal.  Never again.

I had to crap in a local wal mart about a year ago, but it was at 8A on a Saturday morning so apparently it must have just been cleaned.  It was in great shape.  Otherwise, I wouldnt even think about 1 or 2 in wal mart from previous trips.  YMMV. 

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5 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Have you ever been to a Walmart?  Those sound like Buc'ees compared to the last few Walmart bathrooms I've seen.

And the one and only time I went to the movie theatre at the Hill Country Galleria, someone had managed to shit in the urinal.  Never again.

Hot sports opinion, but Buccees are actually extremely overrated and gross and nasty. Madisonville is disgusting. Ennis is awful. I can't think of the other ones off the top of my head I've been to, but they are all bad. Maybe Denton. 

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1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

 

 

Story of my fucking life.  From the perspective of any other member of my household, they must think magical dwarves take care of every broken thing that occurred, or never did. 

Or worse "Dad, why are you taking apart X and redoing everything?  It's never been a problem before!!"

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21 hours ago, Armybrat said:

One of the worst I ever had the misfortune to use was in the basement of the US Border Customs building in Laredo. 
It was in 1961 after riding up from Monterrey where I had eaten a couple local pastries for breakfast early that morning, resulting in a sudden case of Moctezuma’s Revenge as we pulled into the facility.
Down a long flight of stairs I frantically searched through a dozen vacant stalls before finding one that was only piled half full of unflushed shit and toilet paper. 
 

Worst shitter for me was the one camp paradise which is half way up mount Rainier.  One was mainly for piss and it was so strong you needed to wear your goggles.  The other was for bigger loads and that stuff didn't exactly break down at 11,000'   

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15 hours ago, futureman said:

I thought their whole business model was a clean shitter.  I don’t go often but they’ve always been more or less clean. 

I view Buc-ees as a destination shitter.  In the Florida Panhandle we also have Busy Bees which are like smaller Buc-ees .  

 

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53 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

You go, girl!

I've seen like 20 different versions of this scenario played out on social media the past couple of weeks.  Always hot waitresses.  My first response is, "I can fix her" and then I realize its got to be AI.  Furk.

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28 minutes ago, Nuge said:

I've seen like 20 different versions of this scenario played out on social media the past couple of weeks.  Always hot waitresses.  My first response is, "I can fix her" and then I realize its got to be AI.  Furk.

Yeah, she gets around. She poured margaritas all over a "non-tipping" table, in Lubbock. on some folks that were out there for Tech graduation.

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