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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?


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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

LOL "this is the first crushing loss they've had"

Bro Houston won 3 straight on the road and game 4 they fucked us up. 

Dipshit announcers.

fuck the announcers. fuck the plate ump. fuck me.

Go fucking RANGERS in az!

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Fucking pathetic. That top 7 was brutal because it got the inning going for them. It was still 2-1 then. It's just the little things that turn the tide of the whole game. It's one thing if the zone is bad for both teams, it usually evens out. But we get squeezed in the zone all night where Arizona pitcher got the luxury of a very wide outside zone
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Interesting how they decided that heavy of a slant only had a net 0.38 runs to az. 
 

wonder how that Longoria ab in the 7th goes if it starts 0-1 instead. 
 

or how the semien ab goes if that 2-2 pitch is called a ball for 3-2 to lead off the inning. I think there was another questionable outside strike call in that ab so it could have been a walk with just the pitches thrown. 
 

kelly wasn’t missing over the plate, so it’s tough to assume too much would happen but if they don’t have their big 7th maybe it wouldn’t take much different offensively to make a difference. 

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or how the semien ab goes if that 2-2 pitch is called a ball for 3-2 to lead off the inning. I think there was another questionable outside strike call in that ab so it could have been a walk with just the pitches thrown. 



Yes the first pitch of that AB was outside but called a strike.
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Betting on a Semien slump-buster is approaching Powerball type odds.

Rangers are winning tonight though.

Somehow Max comes through and the "luck" of Arizona runs out where every damn swing seemingly misses the defense.

I've also done some deep scouting on Pfaadt and checked all the advanced analytics.

It's a bit technical but summarized: He has a dumb name and he sucks scorpion nuts.

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We can pretend the 2 ALCS appearances were really rehab starts for Max and he's ready to go tonight.  Really need him to go 5+ with 3 games in a row.  I feel like we'll know how our bats are going to go tonight based on the first inning.  Semien is definitely due. Feel like he breaks out tonight as well.

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Pfaadt's major league debut was this season against the Rangers:

4.2 IP, 9 hits, 7 ER

4 Home Runs - Heim, Taveras and Jung with 2

  (Ignore the remainder of that game behind the curtain)

He was Pfragile, Pfrail and an utter Pfailure in the game.

It is also his Pfuture.

Pfuck yes the Rangers are winning this one.

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12 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Pfaadt's major league debut was this season against the Rangers:

4.2 IP, 9 hits, 7 ER

4 Home Runs - Heim, Taveras and Jung with 2

  (Ignore the remainder of that game behind the curtain)

He was Pfragile, Pfrail and an utter Pfailure in the game.

It is also his Pfuture.

Pfuck yes the Rangers are winning this one

 

I Like this name, fart

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58 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Let’s fucking ride. 

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I don’t understand why the order isn’t:

1) Semien

2) Carter

3) Seager

4) Adolis

5) Jung

6) Garver

7) Lowe / Heim

8) Heim/Lowe

9) Taveras

But I haven’t won 3 World Series and don’t pitch products like Bruce Bochy’s Chicory-Flavored Coffee Tobacco Cologne & Leather Tanning Kit For Kids, so what the fuck do I know. 

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4 minutes ago, Jewish Wang said:

I don’t understand why the order isn’t:

1) Semien

2) Carter

3) Seager

4) Adolis

5) Jung

6) Garver

7) Lowe / Heim

😎 Heim/Lowe

9) Taveras

But I haven’t won 3 World Series and don’t pitch products like Bruce Bochy’s Chicory-Flavored Coffee Tobacco Cologne & Leather Tanning Kit For Kids, so what the fuck do I know. 

you'd go R, L, L, R, R, R... for your first 6?

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