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I threw Shawn Kemp an alley-oop in a pickup game in Dallas back in the 90s.  I would think once you reach a certain age that drive-bys are no longer considered to be an appropriate response to something that offends you.  

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Saw this elsewhere: The Arraign Man

Had a buddy who played ball at a mid major. He was Shawn Kemp's host on a recruiting visit. The very first thing out of Shawn Kemp's mouth to him after meeting him, "When do I get my nut sucked?"

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3 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Saw this elsewhere: The Arraign Man

Had a buddy who played ball at a mid major. He was Shawn Kemp's host on a recruiting visit. The very first thing out of Shawn Kemp's mouth to him after meeting him, "When do I get my nut sucked?"

so he still just has the one?  Asking for a female friend with a jaw issue.

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18 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I threw Shawn Kemp an alley-oop in a pickup game in Dallas back in the 90s.  I would think once you reach a certain age that drive-bys are no longer considered to be an appropriate response to something that offends you.  

What's that age cut-off? Asking for a friend who plays basketball pretty well.

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On 3/9/2023 at 10:30 AM, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Had a buddy who played ball at a mid major. He was Shawn Kemp's host on a recruiting visit. The very first thing out of Shawn Kemp's mouth to him after meeting him, "When do I get my nut sucked?"

Who’d have thought he’d end up with 10 kids?

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https://mynorthwest.com/crime_blotter/shawn-kemp-tacoma-shooting/4092614

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Ex-Sonics star Shawn Kemp pleads guilty to Tacoma Mall shooting

May 27, 2025, 10:43 AM | Updated: 11:33 am

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During the shooting, a bullet struck the car of a JCPenney employee named Cheri Mahoe.

That's a great prank call name

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The standard sentencing range for second-degree assault is three to nine months. However, the maximum sentence for this charge can be up to 10 years in prison and a $20,000 fine. Kemp’s sentencing is set for August 22.

I feel like they should consider his years in Cleveland as time served. The man has suffered enough.

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/csb- I met Kemp in the old Forum Club after a Lakers game in the early/mid 90's.  The Sonics were in town to play the Clips.  Shook his hand, and his hand completely enveloped mine like I had a baby hand.  

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3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

/csb- I met Kemp in the old Forum Club after a Lakers game in the early/mid 90's.  The Sonics were in town to play the Clips.  Shook his hand, and his hand completely enveloped mine like I had a baby hand.  

Also CSB, I was in Iceland last week and stopped by Thor's (The Mountain from Game of Thrones) gym to buy some t-shirts.  He was there working out, so we got to talk to him for a couple minutes.  Super nice guy and he had the biggest fucking hands ever.  Like you said, made me feel like I had baby hands.

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11 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

/csb- I met Kemp in the old Forum Club after a Lakers game in the early/mid 90's.  The Sonics were in town to play the Clips.  Shook his hand, and his hand completely enveloped mine like I had a baby hand.  

You know what they say; baby hands, baby….

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if we’re talking baby hands, mine is julius peppers after the 44-14 cole pittman game back in 2001. just some monster paws on that guy. 

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18 hours ago, Derka said:

if we’re talking baby hands, mine is julius peppers after the 44-14 cole pittman game back in 2001. just some monster paws on that guy. 

Saquon Barkley told a funny story about Peppers when Saquon appeared on hot one's.

Basically it was his welcome to the NFL moment when Peppers locked on to him and Barkley realized he couldn't get free of him not what how hard he tried to break loose of his grip. 

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