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32 minutes ago, Briuis said:

Dude that's catching 101.  It was intentional which is expected. Garcia knew it was coming. You don't get to show up a future HOF pitcher and get away with it. Any catcher and manager that didn't go head hunting in that spot, loses the respect of everyone in the clubhouse. 

Yeah, it was intentional with just enough plausible deniability because of the situation.

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So... I'm at a buddy's apt.. We're on his patio watching tv in the house with the door open... 

He puts on the Astros. 

"Nah, man. I can't watch the game. Change it." 

So he throws on YouTube and we watch boxing, as we tend to do. 

Top of the 9th, he switches on the game. 

Him: "Oh, it's over. 4-2 top of the 9th."

Gray: "Close the fucking door. I'm not watching." 

I turn on the play by play app. 

Bing. Bang. BOOM!

TRASHCAN MOTHE4FUCKERRRRRE! 

 

I apologize for watching the 1st two games, but we're good, because the next Astros game I watch will be in March 2024.

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7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Not sure if it was discussed, but the funniest part of the game was a half dressed Neris bolting out of the locker room/dugout about a minute after the bullpens had reached the infield. You know he wasn’t going to miss mixing it up.

 

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Nope. It’s been one-upped by Jose Abreu who is hanging out in the Ennis Bucc-ees right now 

 

pics coming 

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19 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Hack Wilson is probably #1. That midget drove in 191 runs once with 56 HRs.

damn, I didn't know Hack Wilson was only 5'6".  Probably my grandfather''s favorite player when he was a young man in Chicago.  How the fuck did he play CF with a 25" inseam?  

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