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"Legally prohibited from running a charity because he has previously been caught stealing from them." 

There's just too much to fit in there. 

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54 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The Mini-Mushroom Rapist

It does make one wonder . . . how did she know?

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"bankrupt failed casino owner, legally prohibited from running a charity because he has previously been caught stealing from them, former game-show host, disgraced rapist, and criminally indicted former president Trump" - I mean, that's a helluvan autofill.....but I'll allow it.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

What in god's name is he talking about. This is winning?

I'm guessing another one of his attorneys has been informed that they broke the law.

56 minutes ago, royiv said:

 

 

He's lost his mind. What exactly does he think he's winning? He's got a worse record than the Washington Generals.

I like this.

Donald J. Trump: the Washington Generals of the American legal system 

of course, his base would think that's a compliment, "Oh yeah, like General Washington...the second greatest President in our history.  'Member when he stormed the ramps while taking back the airports from the British?  I 'member."  

I think somebody told him the old adage about an attorney representing himself has a fool for a client.  And he took that to mean his lawyers may be fools because Trump thinks he can defend himself.  No, that doesn't make any sense.  Which is why I believe he thinks that.  

"bankrupt failed casino owner, legally prohibited from running a charity because he has previously been caught stealing from them, former game-show host, disgraced rapist, and criminally indicted former president Trump" - I mean, that's a helluvan autofill.....but I'll allow it.

Twice impeached.
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This goes here 

 

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

God's not worried about cameras, Sir-- I am.

I would buy P Barnes all the beer he could drink for that performance.

He's lost his mind. What exactly does he think he's winning? He's got a worse record than the Washington Generals.

The truth has never mattered to Trump. It’s not important if he is winning or losing… it’s important that people think he’s winning.
11 minutes ago, Woland said:


The truth has never mattered to Trump. It’s not important if he is winning or losing… it’s important that people think he’s winning.

Largest inauguration crowd ever 

14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Largest inauguration crowd ever 

He meant "largest" as in "highest average body mass." And I bet you thought you knew just about everything.

14 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Correct, the feds pretty much never charge something they aren't near certain they have evidence that practically ensures a guilty verdict. 

An article I just read reminded me that obstruction of an official proceeding, 18 USC 1505 is in the same chapter as the other obstruction of justice offenses, including witness tampering.  So, it is conceivable, then, that the target letter referred to Chapter 73 of Title 18 or some such so that obstruction of an official proceeding is not in fact off the table.  If it itemized statutes, though, then maybe it is.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

"bankrupt failed casino owner, legally prohibited from running a charity because he has previously been caught stealing from them, former game-show host, disgraced rapist, and criminally indictedtwice impeached former president Trump" - I mean, that's a helluvan autofill.....but I'll allow it.

fify

30 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

  So, it is conceivable, then, that the target letter referred to Chapter 73 of Title 18 or some such so that obstruction of an official proceeding is not in fact off the table.  If it itemized statutes, though, then maybe it is.

When I say stuff like this, even though it’s true, I always get the stare from my client and you can tell they’re thinking, “fucking lawyers….”

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

"bankrupt failed casino owner, legally prohibited from running a charity because he has previously been caught stealing from them, former game-show host, disgraced rapist, and criminally indicted former president Trump" - I mean, that's a helluvan autofill.....but I'll allow it.

"Founder of the fraudulent Trump University..."

5 minutes ago, speed817 said:

WTF kind of name is Meshawn?

Ancient Irish Gaelic for "shovel-faced traitor."

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The bolded.  Times 10,000.  This is a cousin of all the "sovereign citizen" idiot types, who walk into a court room, and tell the judge that they are not a person, they are a man, and he does not create joinder with the admiralty court with gold fringe on the flag and whatnot.  They think they're uniquely clever, and have figured out a loophole that lets them opt out of 250 years of American law and history, because they are smarter than anyone who has ever lived.

But in the end, they're all just different versions of this....a video that warms my fucking heart every goddamned time I see it....

 

This will never get old

”just leave the camera with your mother”

5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

This will never get old

Sounds like something P. Barnes would say....

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Sounds like something P. Barnes would say....

He shoulda said "How about you Joindeez nutz?"

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58 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Good stuff.  The federal criminal removal statute is rare and bizarre.  One of the more significant findings leading to this "remand" to state court is that Trump has no federal defense to the NY charges.

The fat orange sack of shit is getting his ass kicked at every turn.

Moar pls.

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Good stuff.  The federal criminal removal statute is rare and bizarre.  One of the more significant findings leading to this "remand" to state court is that Trump has no federal defense to the NY charges.

The fat orange sack of shit is getting his ass kicked at every turn.

Moar pls.

was the idea here that if it was federal he could eventually pardon himself?

20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

was the idea here that if it was federal he could eventually pardon himself?


correct 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

was the idea here that if it was federal he could eventually pardon himself?

One of his main fears in the Manhattan case is a Manhattan jury.  Putting it in federal court would have gotten him an SD NY jury.  SD NY encompasses New York, Bronx, Westchester, Rockland, Putnam, Orange, Dutchess, and Sullivan counties, so maybe a skosh less Trump hatred than NY County.

ETA:  It's a helluva question, but it would seem that, because the offense charged and the charging entity are both state level, that it would remain a state offense for pardon purposes and unreachable by presidential pardon.

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6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

"bankrupt failed casino owner, legally prohibited from running a charity because he has previously been caught stealing from them, former game-show host, disgraced rapist, and criminally indicted former president Trump" - I mean, that's a helluvan autofill.....but I'll allow it.

You mean "six-time bankrupt."

I thought it was 7 bankruptcies?  He technically bankrupted the same casino, twice.  Although it was two separate properties with slightly different GP groups, it was technically either the same license or same LP/C-Corp. 

From former staffers to prior legal counsel to mass shooters mentioning him in their manifestos to the hundreds imprisoned for taking direction from him on January 6th who ended up convicted.  To those that died listening to his shitty advice on Covid, to those who sent their last few dollars to buy food and medicine instead to him for his "legal funds" only to have him pilfer 90% of it, to all the laid-off employees of his numerous failed business ventures to all the women who will die from pregnancy complications or questionable abortion methods due to the SCOTUS he crafted.  

The injured, unemployed, emotionally scarred, destitute, jailed, and buried number of Americans left in Trump's wake will end up numbering at least in the hundreds of thousands.  Probably much more when all is said and done.  There are only a handful of other people in the history of this planet that can lay claim to anywhere near that number.  That's his legacy.  That's your God.  The suffering and regression that will take this nation decades to unpack, all in service to the ego of a man who wasn't worth a moment of thought.  Because for one shining moment, he made you feel unique and special.  Your battered woman's syndrome is going to make the lives of my daughters much more difficult.  I hope it was worth it, America.

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Someone needs to start fundraising for the Trump Un-Presidential Library. The architect needs to plan ample room for the Legal Proceedings Wing… maybe name the wing after Giuliani.

16 minutes ago, Woland said:

Someone needs to start fundraising for the Trump Un-Presidential Library. The architect needs to plan ample room for the Legal Proceedings Wing… maybe name the wing after Giuliani.

Don't forget the grab em by the pussy glory hole. 

Who is on the other side? Are they a celebrity?

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13 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Don't forget the grab em by the pussy glory hole. 

Who is on the other side? Are they a celebrity?

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35 minutes ago, Woland said:

Someone needs to start fundraising for the Trump Un-Presidential Library. The architect needs to plan ample room for the Legal Proceedings Wing… maybe name the wing after Giuliani.


the entire family is banned fund raising in the state of Ny ?

50% serious question:

How will they decide what jail to put him in?  Would it be a rotation between NY, FLA, DC, Gitmo?

9 hours ago, Red Five said:

"Legally prohibited from running a charity because he has previously been caught stealing from them." 

There's just too much to fit in there. 

Wait. Waaaaait. Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait.

Trump... is Ketch?

It would explain so much, really.

Has anyone ever seen Ketch and Trump in the same room, at the same time?

I'm very suspicious.

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On 7/19/2023 at 9:28 AM, Brisketexan said:

The bolded.  Times 10,000.  This is a cousin of all the "sovereign citizen" idiot types, who walk into a court room, and tell the judge that they are not a person, they are a man, and he does not create joinder with the admiralty court with gold fringe on the flag and whatnot.  They think they're uniquely clever, and have figured out a loophole that lets them opt out of 250 years of American law and history, because they are smarter than anyone who has ever lived.

But in the end, they're all just different versions of this....a video that warms my fucking heart every goddamned time I see it....

 

Took me a minute.

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Different but related clip:

 

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1 hour ago, miguelito said:

50% serious question:

How will they decide what jail to put him in?  Would it be a rotation between NY, FLA, DC, Gitmo?

I don't see him being imprisoned, unfortunately. But if it somehow happens, I would think he'd get a whole floor/wing/block to himself and his secret service detail. So whichever federal prison could accommodate that would get him. 

8 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

"Founder of the fraudulent Trump University..."

Order of the Covfefe

8 hours ago, speed817 said:

WTF kind of name is Meshawn?

 

It's close.  The sentiment toward her is the same.

47 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I don't see him being imprisoned, unfortunately. But if it somehow happens, I would think he'd get a whole floor/wing/block to himself and his secret service detail. So whichever federal prison could accommodate that would get him. 

With a special prison diet consisting solely of McDonald’s hamburders.  

IOW, a death sentence.

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I suggest he hire better lawyers and take that plea deal asap. be the rat before one of the others jumps on it 

 

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

I suggest he hire better lawyers and take that plea deal asap. be the rat before one of the others jumps on it 

 

 

I think a lot of them are going to go with this argument in the end.  Their cult will believe it.

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