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I gotta give Trump credit...he knows how to game the justice system for his own benefit.

In this case however, I hate the player and the game.

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4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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The Georgia case was never going to be tried before the election.  The Young Thug case has been in trial since November after 10 months of jury selection.

Also, interlocutory appeals like this do not normally stay trial proceedings.  It might here, it might not; that remains to be seen.  But trial of this case before the election was never a realistic possibility.

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5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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America, favoritism to the rich and powerful and everyone else can suck a dick. 

At this point, I'm not sure having a dictator would be any different.  My patience with this shit is done.  

Trump will be dictator and our legal system will have paved the road for him to do it.  Fuck the whole goddamned system. 

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7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

First words out of President Biden’s mouth when he’s declared the winner in November is … “go get him!”

Followed closely by, “Pack your shit, Merrick.”

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Posted
23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You bring the cassettes, we'll work 'em into the rotation.  We got nothin' but time, man.  Nothin' but time.

8 Track.  C'mon, man!

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1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

8 Track.  C'mon, man!

No, man....by my driving years, cassette was the dominant medium.  I said what I said, motherfucker.  I stand by it.  If you don't wanna ride with us, you can get in your friend's janky-ass Chevette and listen to the Carpenters or some shit.

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1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol you old farts. I had this bad boy with anti-shock cd player. that shit was the tits.
 

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Got my wife one of those...to go with the portable CD player I got her as one of our first "serious gifts" when we were dating.  Did I bundle it with an Enya CD, because chicks dig Enya?  Damn right I did.  Setting the MOOD, mofos.

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Turn on 'Anti-Shock' and 'Bass-Boost' at the same time on your Discman connected to your car stereo by ^^^ that bad boy.  And you can almost listen to all of one live track by the Grateful Dead.  

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32 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

No, man....by my driving years, cassette was the dominant medium.  I said what I said, motherfucker.  I stand by it.  If you don't wanna ride with us, you can get in your friend's janky-ass Chevette and listen to the Carpenters or some shit.

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Posted
5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Justice is blind.  Which means it’s slow and clumsy, like all blind things. 

And sometimes gets flattened by a delivery truck

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32 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Got my wife one of those...to go with the portable CD player I got her as one of our first "serious gifts" when we were dating.  Did I bundle it with an Enya CD, because chicks dig Enya?  Damn right I did.  Setting the MOOD, mofos.

Back in the day, it was Bread.   Brian Eno probably kept me from getting laid multiple times.

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35 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Got my wife one of those...to go with the portable CD player I got her as one of our first "serious gifts" when we were dating.  Did I bundle it with an Enya CD, because chicks dig Enya?  Damn right I did.  Setting the MOOD, mofos.

Pairing a date/gift with some Enya is a seasoned veteran move.  God bless that Irish lass.  

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41 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Got my wife one of those...to go with the portable CD player I got her as one of our first "serious gifts" when we were dating.  Did I bundle it with an Enya CD, because chicks dig Enya?  Damn right I did.  Setting the MOOD, mofos.

Brisket made a baby to “Only Time”?

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Who the hell were you guys you thought you could score to Brian Eno or Bread or Enya?  

According to the 5-point plan of Trans-Am pussy getting, it's Side 2 of Led Zeppelin IV or go home with blue balls.  Everybody knows that

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Got my wife one of those...to go with the portable CD player I got her as one of our first "serious gifts" when we were dating.  Did I bundle it with an Enya CD, because chicks dig Enya?  Damn right I did.  Setting the MOOD, mofos.

Nothing better to get the ol' Orinoco flowing circa 1988

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Jeez, y'all are a bunch of amateurs.  Marvin Gaye was the runaway #1, then Barry White, maybe a little James Taylor, possibly some Zep for the more adventurous gals, or even Pink Floyd.

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19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jeez, y'all are a bunch of amateurs.  Marvin Gaye was the runaway #1, then Barry White, maybe a little James Taylor, possibly some Zep for the more adventurous gals, or even Pink Floyd.

sorry you're old

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18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jeez, y'all are a bunch of amateurs.  Marvin Gaye was the runaway #1, then Barry White, maybe a little James Taylor, possibly some Zep for the more adventurous gals, or even Pink Floyd.

I didn't talk to my dad much in high school.  but when we did talk, it was always science, baseball, or music.  To his credit, he turned me to a lotta great stuff from the 50's and 60's that I still listen to today.  He gave me a Johnny Mathis tape and told me to play it after this dance (homecoming or junior prom or whatever).  I remember saying, "she's not gonna know who the heck this guy is, I barely know."  And he said, "That's what'll make it work so well."  And sure enough, Kelly G. got down to clown to the silky sounds of Johnny Mathis.  To this day, Sam Cooke still works when my wife and I have some time alone. 

Little did I know, while I was worried about what kinda music could get them to arch their back...............a man was grabbing 'em by the pussy on his way to the White House.  

Not even Wayne Newton pulled that creepy shit.  

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7 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

and your Johnson's Baby Powder?

 

 

I got my Johnson's Baby Powder and my... Polo Cologne.

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Who the hell were you guys you thought you could score to Brian Eno or Bread or Enya?  

According to the 5-point plan of Trans-Am pussy getting, it's Side 2 of Led Zeppelin IV or go home with blue balls.  Everybody knows that

Tell me you were a virgin until you went to college without telling me. 

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56 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jeez, y'all are a bunch of amateurs.  Marvin Gaye was the runaway #1, then Barry White, maybe a little James Taylor, possibly some Zep for the more adventurous gals, or even Pink Floyd.

"And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."

 

 

Oh, and pardon the change in subject, but yesterday's transcript is up.

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good lord... this might be the second-dumbest thing I've ever read

Yes, if you take a small number, and multiply it by a much larger number, you get a large number. Wow. Such a brilliant businessman, Trump is.

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The great thing about the transcript is you get to read what's actually going on in the sidebars with the judge. Reporters can't hear that, but it goes into the official record.

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4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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good lord... this might be the second-dumbest thing I've ever read

Yes, if you take a small number, and multiply it by a much larger number, you get a large number. Wow. Such a brilliant businessman, Trump is.

 

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17 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Tell me you were a virgin until you went to college without telling me. 

Funny you should mention that.  I think about the women I've known over the years.  I had zero game in high school and even into college because I was raised in a household of 4 women after dad left for half my life and was always the "nice guy" (I guess friend zone would be the term now).  In College, I did okay.  Finally got some actual "game" in grad school.  Met my now wife, and then made a few bucks and of course as is usually the case between being "taken" and having an aura of success and a sense of humor, pussy just starts throwing itself at you.  No humblebrag, I've lived many lives and served many masters but she's been the only one for me for 20+ years.  But it brings up an interesting point about female voters.  The ones I've known for long enough to see them go from wanting a 'bad boy' to wanting a nice church going fellow who'd make a decent father, they're willing to throw every other woman they know under the bus to support this abusive, sexist piece of shit.  And they don't see the connection. 

So many women in my extended family and my wife's, they had their wild youth and now want wholesome men to go to church with and help raise their daughters and be civic leaders and men of purpose.  Then they still with no sense of irony walk into a polling station and vote for this misogynistic assbags with a fucking smile. But I'm still the asshole because I told a bartender on the Riverwalk I was on the 2-deep for Oklahoma State for the Alamo Bowl and she believed me.  And gave me the blowjob to end all blowjobs.  

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gonna go eat dinner now before I post more "things that only Rimbo finds interesting in a transcript that @TwiceHorn assured him would be <some word I had to look up that means dull>"



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