Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[Hagbard Celine 10498]

FIND THE WHISTLING GUY AND GLUE HIS MOUTH SHUT

[Coach pop a bitch 5458]

Hell yes. That looked good

[Dark Horse 2250]

Down goes the roaches 

[AUS-97HORN 11546]

we just out here giving rice a free 3 points

[Brandywine 1288]

After watching Colorado and TCU and seeing how confident Sander’s was at QB, Ewers looks hesitant and little energy. 

[hobbes2702 12481]

Glad they called that play lol

[Braff Zacklin 13284]

Rice's third-down call was as strange as Texas's fourth-down call.

[UTEX_ME 4724]

Losing to Rice at home. Pathetic 

[Valmy77 12519]

3-0 Owls. Time for our big comeback.

[ConferenceRoom 5956]

Why do we play Rice? 

[bigcigar 1154]

Losing to rice at any point in the game is unacceptable. Fire sark

[Hermanator 6562]

Zone read with a slow QB on 3rd and 9. Sure why not

[dcar00 13861]

Ewers just isn't that good and he's slow.   I laugh at all the first round predictions from the NFL guys.

[SubliminalHorn 6328]

Losing to rice, seasons over

[CurlyDumps 4408]

The hope traffickers really went all out this year. Did any of them predict less than 10 wins? Lolskies

[Rockethorn1978 6059]

3-0.

we should win this 56-3. If we don’t next week is gonna be a beating.

[Biff Tannen 44919]

Let's have that be the last time they score.

[ousux 5566]

I can already see my shitass steaming feed is behind. I'll check back after the game.

[Braff Zacklin 13284]

Just now, Brandywine said:

After watching Colorado and TCU and seeing how confident Sander’s was at QB, Ewers looks hesitant and little energy. 

He fucked up third down and then fucked up fourth down, so ... I'ma force some positivity and say it's just season-opening jitters.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2714]

Knew we were fucked this year when we came out with the bubble screen first play (which ironically gained 7 yards)- then we proceed to go 4 and out- to Rice.

[MillerEP 30232]

Ok got the jitters out now hopefully, now time to actually hit them in the mouth

[Biff Tannen 44919]

Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Knew we were fucked this year when we came out with the bubble screen first play (which ironically gained 7 yards)- then we proceed to go 4 and out- to Rice.

"Greg Davis play" were the exact words out of my mouth.

[Coach pop a bitch 5458]

John wick would have never let rice put up 3 on him. 

[hobbes2702 12481]

1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Why do we play Rice? 

Ask JFK

[Majorcholas 507]

I feel like it’s bad when I can’t tell who’s being sarcastic and who is already melting down. 

[Hermanator 6562]

Just now, ConferenceRoom said:

Why do we play Rice? 

We play Rice for the same reason we make instant oatmeal. Because it's easy. 

[NorthLoop 13906]

Jesus fucking christ yall need to calm the fuck down

[dcar00 13861]

ha. kid with a manning jersey.

[The Ace of Aces 4946]

1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Why do we play Rice? 

We need tough, competitive non conference games to ready us for Kansas  

[SameSame 1671]

2 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Why do we play Rice? 

Something to do with the moon

[Coach pop a bitch 5458]

Just now, NorthLoop said:

Jesus fucking christ yall need to calm the fuck down

Don't tell me how to live

[MissingInAction 24262]

[hookem48 4603]

2 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

After watching Colorado and TCU and seeing how confident Sander’s was at QB, Ewers looks hesitant and little energy. 

for fucks sake

[Valmy77 12519]

Ok Ewers, don't suck again.

[Brandywine 1288]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

He fucked up third down and then fucked up fourth down, so ... I'ma force some positivity and say it's just season-opening jitters.

And Sander’s didn’t have season open jitters? Playing against the team who played in the NC game and in Ft. Worth? 

[OU Sucks 8667]

Sark already squatting with 10 minutes left in the first quarter. Not good.

[AUS-97HORN 11546]

fucking Fox DRAGGING the postgame interviews on 

 

ewers got popped-  no flag?

[Modessit 5582]

Wow, Worthy jumped.

[Rip76 4871]

Thanks x

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2714]

Ewers just got destroyed late

[David Dennison 17660]

Dat O-line.

[hobbes2702 12481]

I see Quinn’s footwork is still a problem. 

[Valmy77 12519]

The line is having some trouble with Rice so far...don't like to see that.

[bigcigar 1154]

Offensive line still can’t run block 

[Rimbo 25212]

like y'all never heard of the story in the bible where delilah was workin' for the Philistowls and convinced Samson to cut off his mullet

[Braff Zacklin 13284]

1 minute ago, Brandywine said:

And Sander’s didn’t have season open jitters? Playing against the team who played in the NC game and in Ft. Worth? 

You read the words, and that's great, but the key here is you failed to understand them.

[AUS-97HORN 11546]

Worthy getting some moves

[MillerEP 30232]

Worthy getting fancy

[Valmy77 12519]

Nice moves X

[TexArcher 36904]

Is X good at football again??