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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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21 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Totally normal political discourse.

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My lifetime of training with Hot Wheels and Legos tells me that when that truck hits the gas it's gonna be Fun Times for Lawn Chair Boy's orthodonture.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Head down, slumped shoulders, half ass point at nobody

The cameramen need to start following where he's pointing so everyone sees its complete theater.

9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Cross tabs, grain of salt, whatnot

 

 

Harris 49.2, Trump 43.6, RFK 3.9

Amodei only up 4.4 in an R+8 district
Titus up 5.7 in a D+3 district
Lee up 6.1 up in a D+1 district
Horsford up 4.3 in a D+3 district

Seems reasonable to me. 

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2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I want to see more poles!

NTTAWWT

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

They are a mess

 

Sad Gordon Ramsay GIF by Hell's Kitchen

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

Every accusation...

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

They are a mess

 

It has been the total opposite of a shit show. The only controversy with a VP pick worth talking about is Vance writing the forward in Kevin Roberts bullshit book. 
 

While both pretend to not know what project 2025 is. 

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You know, 40 years ago Elizabeth Warren put "Native American" on a form and for the rest of her life she's Pocahontas. Trump stands up there and spews probably hundreds of lies, including a weird made-up story about almost dying in a helicopter crash, and.... well, basically nothing.

"Wow, Trump sure was angry today. Is this good for his campaign to show that kind of fight?" 

11 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I want to see more poles!

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12 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I want to see more poles!

Things the US Men's Indoor VB team isn't saying after the other day

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

You know, 40 years ago Elizabeth Warren put "Native American" on a form and for the rest of her life she's Pocahontas. Trump stands up there and spews probably hundreds of lies, including a weird made-up story about almost dying in a helicopter crash, and.... well, basically nothing.

"Wow, Trump sure was angry today. Is this good for his campaign to show that kind of fight?" 

Paradox of choice.  Like going to a buffet.  Which wild ass lie/story do you pin him with a nickname for when there are just too many fucking options.  

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Was she channeling some Dark Brandon yesterday?

 

 

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I saw a funny tweet that I can't find now to repost but it was basically, "Kamala looks like a homicide detective rolling up to the uniforms on her 3rd murder call of the day". 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I saw a funny tweet that I can't find now to repost but it was basically, "Kamala looks like a homicide detective rolling up to the uniforms on her 3rd murder call of the day". 

She does have a "I could slide right in as a character on a Law and Order show" quality to her look.

26 minutes ago, Constant said:

It has been the total opposite of a shit show. The only controversy with a VP pick worth talking about is Vance writing the forward in Kevin Roberts bullshit book. 
 

Well also Vance's friendship with a holocaust denier. 

5 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Walz needs to show his closet full of camo. Guaranteed he owns more camo than any GQP politician. 

How could you see it?

3 hours ago, bolverk said:

Couch joke: spontaneous, silly, and funny

Horse cum joke: planned, pathetic, and gross

What a try-hard.

2 hours ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

These juvenile "jokes" seem to me indicate that the core constituency of the Republican Party are self-hating closeted white gay males and the women who lie to themselves about their husbands being straight every day and subjecting themselves to deeply unsatisfying sex on a regular basis.

Both these men and women are becoming more and more hateful every day that passes where they see people dating and marrying whoever the fuck they want and being happy as a result.

That, and every accusation is a confession.

36 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Was she channeling some Dark Brandon yesterday?

 

 

She got a wallet that says "Bad Motherfucker" on it.

Cygnal did a poll for the Carolina Journal (leans right) for North Carolina.  Cygnal is a GOP polling organization, so grain of salt on a partisan poll

Trump 47, Harris 44
Stein 43, Robinson 38

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

he looks awful.

 

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He looks like hammered dogshit.

 

9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

They want trunp elected

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Idiots. 

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

They want trunp elected

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Then elect him and see what happens. 

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

They want trunp elected

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I'm waiting to see Kamala's platform. Last week she hired a team that includes a policy advisor. She's been smart so far, but this is something that can be easily fucked up if she plays it wrong.

I don't think they want to see Trump elected, they are using the leverage they have to get policy commitments from a potential president who could actually deliver for them. I won't shame them for how they vote, even if I disagree with them.

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2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I'm waiting to see Kamala's platform. Last week she hired a team that includes a policy advisor. She's been smart so far, but this is something that can be easily fucked up if she plays it wrong.

I don't think they want to see Trump elected, they are using the leverage they have to get policy commitments from a potential president who could actually deliver for them. I won't shame them for how they vote, even if I disagree with them.

Yes. They do. This is stupid. You know it is stupid. 

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Nah, they can get fucked. Trump gets elected, they'll get deported. I'll be fine with that. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Cross tabs, grain of salt, whatnot

 

 

If they liked Obama's tan suit, they are just going to luuuuuuv that.

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Nah, they can get fucked. Trump gets elected, they'll get deported. I'll be fine with that. 

It's not just Arabs who are part of this movement, FYI. A lot of Gen Z voters see Gaza as a dealbreaker.

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

It's not just Arabs who are part of this movement, FYI. A lot of Gen Z voters see Gaza as a dealbreaker.

Again, they will get deported too. It is stupid and self-defeating. 

14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

They want trunp elected

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I VOTED UNCOMMITTED

 

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1 hour ago, texasdago said:

"...uh, right"

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is this Catturd?  I can feel the racism through the internet.  Looks like an angry thumb

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

It's not just Arabs who are part of this movement, FYI. A lot of Gen Z voters see Gaza as a dealbreaker.

Then they can also get fucked. But hey they'll really have something to bitch and protest about for sure if Trump is back in office. Until he brings the full force of the law down on them. I also think you overvalue just how much Gen Z really gives a shit about this outside of social media and college protest outrage. 

53 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I saw a funny tweet that I can't find now to repost but it was basically, "Kamala looks like a homicide detective rolling up to the uniforms on her 3rd murder call of the day". 

More like "JD looks like a rapist murderer rolling up on his third victim of the day... er couch."

6 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

It's not just Arabs who are part of this movement, FYI. A lot of Gen Z voters see Gaza as a dealbreaker.

 

No, it’s been just Arabs.

stop with this shit.

On 8/7/2024 at 12:29 PM, gmr548 said:

"Immediately, if not sooner" is really flying under the radar but is an absolute gem of mush-brained Trump lines.

Lol, Best thing in that video was Trump equating support for trans people as a communist policy.  I remember so well the Soviet, Chinese, and Cambodian Communist party policies about trans people.

On 8/7/2024 at 12:45 PM, chainsaw said:

I read he served alongside NATO troops and the people he deployed with were responsible for providing support in connection with some conflicts. I don't think he ever claimed to have taken enemy fire or been in the theater of battle, but I believe him when he says he used guns while deployed.

I was actually in the Vicenza Italy at the same time he was stationed there.  The security forces/guards did carry around rifles.

47 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

You don't say?  Elonville is an incel echo chamber:

 

Those stats can't be right.  Pretty sure bots are genderless.

14 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

It's not just Arabs who are part of this movement, FYI. A lot of Gen Z voters see Gaza as a dealbreaker.

Then why are the pro Hamas/Palestinian Dems getting primaried?

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