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On 5/29/2025 at 1:08 PM, luke duke said:

Please livestream the eulogy and service so the rest of us can pay our respects.

You need to give the body of a fallen warrior and a dutiful servant a position of honor and reverence in your home. 

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23 minutes ago, luke duke said:

I’ll bet @Brisketexan was wishing that he had a bidet last night. 

I do have a bidet.  And I did use it last night.  And it made things much more pleasant than the last time I went through that procedure.  Highly recommend.

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The hotel we’re staying at has a bidet. It’s an older model and the water pressure can be better, but still light years better than wiping.

 

One question I posed while taking a dump in Japan last year… does their TP suck because they have great bidets? Or because they have great bidets that their TP doesn’t have to be great?

I had the same question as I was on the throne (in Hawaii). Because the TP in the hotel sucks. 

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11 hours ago, Superhero said:

The hotel we’re staying at has a bidet. It’s an older model and the water pressure can be better, but still light years better than wiping.

 

One question I posed while taking a dump in Japan last year… does their TP suck because they have great bidets? Or because they have great bidets that their TP doesn’t have to be great?

I had the same question as I was on the throne (in Hawaii). Because the TP in the hotel sucks. 

I'd guess the Hawaii hotel TP sucking is due to the plumbing infrastructure being a problem

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