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On 5/30/2025 at 10:24 AM, nnm said:

If you can’t get your Toto to work, just get a family Tersorium  

 

Nope

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On 5/29/2025 at 1:08 PM, luke duke said:

Please livestream the eulogy and service so the rest of us can pay our respects.

You need to give the body of a fallen warrior and a dutiful servant a position of honor and reverence in your home. 

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23 minutes ago, luke duke said:

I’ll bet @Brisketexan was wishing that he had a bidet last night. 

I do have a bidet.  And I did use it last night.  And it made things much more pleasant than the last time I went through that procedure.  Highly recommend.

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The hotel we’re staying at has a bidet. It’s an older model and the water pressure can be better, but still light years better than wiping.

 

One question I posed while taking a dump in Japan last year… does their TP suck because they have great bidets? Or because they have great bidets that their TP doesn’t have to be great?

I had the same question as I was on the throne (in Hawaii). Because the TP in the hotel sucks. 

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11 hours ago, Superhero said:

The hotel we’re staying at has a bidet. It’s an older model and the water pressure can be better, but still light years better than wiping.

 

One question I posed while taking a dump in Japan last year… does their TP suck because they have great bidets? Or because they have great bidets that their TP doesn’t have to be great?

I had the same question as I was on the throne (in Hawaii). Because the TP in the hotel sucks. 

I'd guess the Hawaii hotel TP sucking is due to the plumbing infrastructure being a problem

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Vacationing in Italy and these have been in all our accommodations. Pretty much worthless. Impossible to hit the crucial area(s). Plus I'm supposed to put my hand on the nozzle to try to aim the damn thing? Could really use some Japanese engineering around here.
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17 hours ago, Deej said:

Try straddling it in reverse cowgirl.

I did to give my balls a wash. It’s better than nothing as far as cleaning after a shit, but my $30 bidet add on from Amazon is 1000x better. 

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This must be a newish model. I saw it reviewed on a site as the most powerful pocket bidet on the market. Obviously I ordered it. Can confirm. Much stronger than the battery powered Brondell and Toto that I bought a couple of years ago. Also the bottle design is pretty neat and holds a shit ton more water, even without expanding it. Definitely going to be my new travel companion.

https://a.co/d/9NoZnhF

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On 7/20/2025 at 6:51 PM, Baboontyme said:

This must be a newish model. I saw it reviewed on a site as the most powerful pocket bidet on the market. Obviously I ordered it. Can confirm. Much stronger than the battery powered Brondell and Toto that I bought a couple of years ago. Also the bottle design is pretty neat and holds a shit ton more water, even without expanding it. Definitely going to be my new travel companion.

https://a.co/d/9NoZnhF

Doubles as a water gun in the pool?

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I generally don’t like to talk about shit and poop and pee and all that, consider me traditional and old fashion that way. But…

god damn GIF
 

it’s good to be home to my bidet after a near month in Mexico. 

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On 7/20/2025 at 6:51 PM, Baboontyme said:

This must be a newish model. I saw it reviewed on a site as the most powerful pocket bidet on the market. Obviously I ordered it. Can confirm. Much stronger than the battery powered Brondell and Toto that I bought a couple of years ago. Also the bottle design is pretty neat and holds a shit ton more water, even without expanding it. Definitely going to be my new travel companion.

https://a.co/d/9NoZnhF

"Sir, you are not supposed to insert it in your ass."

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2 hours ago, troph said:

it’s good to be home to my bidet after a near month in Mexico. 

 

A month? I look forward to it every day.

I've been going into the office early, and before my typical bowel evacuation schedule. This means I've been wiping my ass with toilet paper which is gross.

First 5 things I do when I get home... check if dinner is cooking, yell at the kids, pour a whisky, change into my silk house robe and slippers, and wash my ass

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50 minutes ago, Superhero said:

 

A month? I look forward to it every day.

I've been going into the office early, and before my typical bowel evacuation schedule. This means I've been wiping my ass with toilet paper which is gross.

First 5 things I do when I get home... check if dinner is cooking, yell at the kids, pour a whisky, change into my silk house robe and slippers, and wash my ass

Season 9 Reaction GIF by The Office

 

I always thought you were a silk robe guy.

 

also everyone had their "if we move to Mexico here are my non-negotiables" and while a bidet was on mine (goes without saying) the wifey made it crystal clear that was a non-negotiable.  duh.

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3 minutes ago, troph said:

also everyone had their "if we move to Mexico here are my non-negotiables" and while a bidet was on mine (goes without saying) the wifey made it crystal clear that was a non-negotiable.  duh.

When we went to Tulum last summer, the hotel asked us to throw toilet paper into a trash can instead of flushing it. Installing bidets seem like a no brainer.

 

I preached to our tour guide about the awesomeness of bidets. He had never heard of such a thing, and said he'd order one from Amazon Mexico.

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