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27 minutes ago, bizzle said:

son of a bitch i forgot i did that. apparently drank 13 paper planes at bad harriet, asked chat gpt the proposed line if one team's roster was talented enough to have 5 out of 44 make the two deep, and passed out. 

i stand by my research. 

Liar! When I give chatGPT that prompt it gives me a -60 point line

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🎯 TL;DR:

If a team only has 5 players worthy of making the two-deep of the opponent, expect a hypothetical Vegas line in the -60 range, give or take 5 points. The favorite would cover without breaking a sweat.

Let me know if you want a model using actual team comparisons.

Starting to question whether I should be relying on chatGPT to do so much of my job...

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1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

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We had a coach in junior high that told us a story the week of our rivalry game in the middle of practice. He said the other team had a giant DE who had almost died in a tragic car accident. Instead, he spent a year in the hospital recovering from burns and other injuries. As a result, he’d already gone through puberty so he was huge. On top of that, his right forearm was nothing now but just a grizzled club that had lost its nerve endings. He used it to batter opposing running backs and had knocked multiple guys out of games already. 

“Jesus Christ”, I thought. “What the fuck are we walking into here?!“

I looked for this guy all game. The coach made the whole thing up but I’ve always thought that could be a badass player it had been true. Welp, here he is, folks. Our DL better have their shit together against this monster in 2026 and beyond. 

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I looked at some pics and his arms are normal.  Fawcett is just getting really, really lazy.  Also, that kid is going to grow in to an inline tight end.  No idea if that's what they're recruiting him as.

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