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4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Gen Z’s President. Gen Z men are more religious and more conservative than prior generations. They are the hope for the future and will be on the front lines of ridding America of DEI, woke and the other cultural degeneracy and strife that Obama’s Presidency left us with.

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9 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Gen Z’s President. Gen Z men are more religious and more conservative than prior generations. They are the hope for the future and will be on the front lines of ridding America of DEI, woke and the other cultural degeneracy and strife that Obama’s Presidency left us with.

Now THAT's a tailored jersey!

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

ha gay GIF

 

3 hours ago, Thatguy said:

I would've fucked him up before he could finish his sentence. I am violent like that. 

 

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yeah any dude who  assaults my woman will be eating his meals through a straw for a couple of months.

And both of you are walking scott free if I’m on your jury

Just now, David Dennison said:

Note to self: Gen Z are a bunch of dorks.

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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Note to self: Gen Z are a bunch of dorks.

I wonder if their linemen know how they really feel according to MAGA philosophers.

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Oh well. Whatever. Never mind.

The fucking skipped us man. And we're gonna sit back and take it. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

The fucking skipped us man. And we're gonna sit back and take it. 

Um, Gen Z are Gen X's kids.

Oops.

Both have horrible politics.

It's embarrassing.

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1 hour ago, WinningIsHard said:

A do what…provoke a maga guy so you can then blow his brains out on video. That’s absurd even for surly. 

It's incredibly sad in today's America that wasn't immediately obvious as facetiousness. 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It's embarrassing.

 

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

The fucking skipped us man. And we're gonna sit back and take it. 

pretty much

 

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4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

It's incredibly sad in today's America that wasn't immediately obvious as facetiousness. 

My bad, there were several responses about beating that guy to death or close to death so I wasn’t sure. 

31 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Gen Z’s President. Gen Z men are more religious and more conservative than prior generations. They are the hope for the future and will be on the front lines of ridding America of DEI, woke and the other cultural degeneracy and strife that Obama’s Presidency left us with.

 

What is your obsession with Obama’s presidency? He hasn’t been president since 2016, and you’ve had turnip as president already. Why did you keep going back to Obama

It’s weird you consciously select the Black president to single out every time.

7 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

Money is great but she went through some pretty dark shit to get it. Money can’t undo people treating you like a piece of garbage for years on end. I’m sure she’s fine now but that was quite the ordeal to go through. It was more to highlight how Clinton used women and then cast them aside when he longer needed them, absolutely abusing his power to get what he wanted. 

Are you on the spectrum?

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

What is your obsession with Obama’s presidency? He hasn’t been president since 2016, and you’ve had turnip as president already. Why did you keep going back to Obama

It’s weird you consciously select the Black president to single out every time.

The most divisive president of all time thing is a well worn shibboleth of the GOP, right up there with libtard and Democrat Party.

So he had a book on the NYT bestsellers list? Two weeks at NUMBER ONE? Well what more do you need?

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

A Fox News anchor was just selected as SecDef

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A Major, who has never served in the regular Army.

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6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

A Fox News anchor was just selected as SecDef

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Makes sense….

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In August 2017, while still married to Deering, Hegseth had a daughter with Fox executive producer Jennifer Rauchet, with whom he was having an extramarital relationship

 

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

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Yeah after helping outfit my son for home coming plus myself for a wedding in Italy; old norms are kinda out.  You can swizz it up within reason.

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

A Major, who has never served in the regular Army.

But he did serve at GITMO. That will come in handy. Remember the Border Czar said he will need military support to invade mexico crack down on international gangs.

Hegseth is a big advocate for privatization of the VA. Fucking fuck. 

5 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wow, a 'but obama' in the year of our lord, 2024

I mean there’s literally a but Clinton up thread

 

5 hours ago, aggie08 said:

 

He should be on some watchlists somewhere.

He is - for a cabinet position 

35 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

 

And both of you are walking scott free if I’m on your jury

I'm glad yall trust the fine Officers of Lakeway PD to not be total facist enablers. 

 

23 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

My bad, there were several responses about beating that guy to death or close to death so I wasn’t sure. 

Yeah I didn't catch it either. Laying hands on a female is serious shit; for any reason.  It's a good reason to go but Ill advised.

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I guess the silver lining is it’s not Flynn or Gabbard?  

20 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

What is your obsession with Obama’s presidency? He hasn’t been president since 2016, and you’ve had turnip as president already. Why did you keep going back to Obama

It’s weird you consciously select the Black president to single out every time.

Is it really tho?

He will probably say the wooden cross just lit itself on fire all by itself and these are "Very fine people" that happened to be "Standing back, and standing by" when it happened...

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Dumb question, but is the defense secretary usually someone that was a very high rank in the military at one point in their career.  Like a general or career military?  I’m not a military guy but I wonder how actual generals will feel taking orders from a tv show host.

Hegseth is a big advocate for privatization of the VA. Fucking fuck. 

Huh. You sound like you doubt the quality of care that will be provided by Jared and Ivanka’s veterans healthcare and drive-thru, NOW WITH 70% PROFIT MARGINS. Heretic. Trump DOJ gonna come for you.

Well, there’s at least chatter that Fox News bro is going to face an uphill battle to get confirmed.

Or will he even need to be confirmed since Russia already vetted him?

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Huh. You sound like you doubt the quality of care that will be provided by Jared and Ivanka’s veterans healthcare and drive-thru, NOW WITH 70% PROFIT MARGINS. Heretic. Trump DOJ gonna come for you.

You've been mighty prescient. Any stock tips or betting lines while we watch the world burn?

Prolly should have bought private prison stock a month ago, or Tesla when it was low, or any number of asshole shit fuck options.  Rubber bullets manufacturers; zip tie handcuff sellers. Bet on the worst; profit.

 

A lot of people owe you an apology as your " hysterics" are now realities flowing from a fire hydrant of filthy shit water.  Everyone bathe in the putrid waters and drink it up. Watch Icono smear it on his face with glee.

9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Well, there’s at least chatter that Fox News bro is going to face an uphill battle to get confirmed.

Or will he even need to be confirmed since Russia already vetted him?

They've already figured out how to bypass that and have said so.

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Um, Gen Z are Gen X's kids.

Oops.

Both have horrible politics.

It's embarrassing.

It's no longer any kind of generational thing. Social media has been the great equalizer. Made the olds as well as the kids ignorant fucking lunatics. 

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

It's no longer any kind of generational thing. Social media has been the great equalizer. Made the olds as well as the kids ignorant fucking lunatics. 

Don't ruin my bit, dude.

csb I was in trial yesterday and looked down to notice I was wearing navy socks with my gray suit and black shoes.
I need better lighting in my bedroom.

At least you were found not guilty in spite of the fashion faux pas.
44 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Dumb question, but is the defense secretary usually someone that was a very high rank in the military at one point in their career.  Like a general or career military?  I’m not a military guy but I wonder how actual generals will feel taking orders from a tv show host.

Yeah, usually.  Or at least some experience in the DoD.

This guy is woefully unqualified.

 

This fucker has never kept his promises.  Yes, some of his policies will suck and his judicial appointments will definitely be ass.  But the poors and middle class suburban / rural folks who expect some big windfall are gonna be left hanging more times than not.  The liberal elites of NYC and other big cities will end up with more money than ever and it won't bother Trump one bit as that's the people he really wants to be like.  Just like his clown daughter who avoids daddy these days hoping she can get invited back to those parties.  But yes, for optics etc Trump will keep feeding the masses red meat while taking care of anyone with money behind the scenes.  Soros' right hand man getting some appointment is fucking perfect.  LOL

Iirc, McNamara didn't have any military experience beyond serving in the Air Forces during WWII

27 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

This fucker has never kept his promises.  Yes, some of his policies will suck and his judicial appointments will definitely be ass.  But the poors and middle class suburban / rural folks who expect some big windfall are gonna be left hanging more times than not.  The liberal elites of NYC and other big cities will end up with more money than ever and it won't bother Trump one bit as that's the people he really wants to be like.  Just like his clown daughter who avoids daddy these days hoping she can get invited back to those parties.  But yes, for optics etc Trump will keep feeding the masses red meat while taking care of anyone with money behind the scenes.  Soros' right hand man getting some appointment is fucking perfect.  LOL

Are you hiring?

13 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Are you hiring?

Always

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Always

Can I apply as the Latex Salesman?

 

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

What is your obsession with Obama’s presidency? He hasn’t been president since 2016, and you’ve had turnip as president already. Why did you keep going back to Obama

It’s weird you consciously select the Black president to single out every time.

Well he’s a documented racist, for one. 

1 hour ago, safe sex said:

Iirc, McNamara didn't have any military experience beyond serving in the Air Forces during WWII

True, but he was also very likely a genius and had experience running large bureaucracies in FoMoCo.

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Just read a proud Mom commenting who voted for the health of her children because Trump will ban vaccines and remove toxic chemicals from our food and air. I just can't with these people. It's impossible to be this stupid.

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Well, there’s at least chatter that Fox News bro is going to face an uphill battle to get confirmed.

Or will he even need to be confirmed since Russia already vetted him?

DJT has already announced that he just wants to do recess appointments not confirmations, and Scott is on track to make that happen. 
 

 

49 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Always

Wingman?

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