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10 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I like all the Derkas that have ever been


I liked most of them, except Derka  #3.  I don't know what that was all about. 

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3 hours ago, Derka said:

 

Over the last decade he has said some truly vile things. The comment about Mexican immigrants, the making fun of a disabled reporter, every single flattering thing he says about Russia’s dictator, the comments that led directly to several thousand people storming Congress on January 6th, his recent Thanksgiving trash, but this one is the one that will stick with me. A couple is brutally murdered and this is what he says. To hell with him. I sincerely hope that when TFG keels over that the line to piss on his grave stretches from sea to shining sea and that we give immigrants citizenship if they’ll take a piss on his grave. Let foreigners get an all expenses paid trip to do the same to really drive home the point what a piece of human trash TFG is. He deserves no less than that from all of those he vilified with hateful words and actions. 
 

Also if you support this monster or have family members that do to hell with you and them. I have family members that are Teumpers so to hell with them. I consider myself fairly even keeled and I enjoy helping people do better. I show kindness to everyone I possibly can, but I would not care one iota if my cousin who went off the deep end because of this idiot kicked the bucket tomorrow. I am so sick and tired of the hate he stokes and the horrible things he says and does. If Pam Bondi wants to put me on their anti-American list call me directly and I’ll gladly get put on something opposing these fascist clowns. I am tired of the entire American fascist experience and while all we can do is claw our way through it until it ends it doesn’t mean we just have to sit here and take it. Screw this guy and the apparatus supporting him. 

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I can only think of one person Maynard and Catrina aresinging about: 

 

Spoiler

You're an idiot 
You embody every bit of it 
Even set a new precedent 
Empirical

Concrete evidence 
Minimal due diligence 
We've concluded what is obvious 
You're a bunghole

Concrete evidence 
Minimal due diligence 
We've concluded what is obvious 
Bloody drongo

Your voice induces migraines 
Your presence party-poops the entire room

You're an idiot 
And a bunghole

Ooh-ooh, oh, you're 
Ooh-ooh, goddamn 
Ooh-ooh, oh, you're (your nature is pugnacious) 
Ooh-ooh, goddamn idiot

Your nature is pugnacious 
Your temperament deplorable (it leaves a residue) 
So mucous-like it leaves a residue

You're an idiot (oh) 
Goddamn idiot (oh) 
You embody every bit of it

You feel like a wet mudslide 
Obnoxious gear in overdrive 
A walking, talking (ooh-ooh, oh, you're) 
Skid mark prat (ooh-ooh, goddamn) 
A Muppet and (ooh-ooh, oh, you're) 
A twit and twat (ooh-ooh, goddamn idiot) 
That's you

 

10 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

I’m not paying $20-$30 shipping for my wife’s ford brongo cargo liner Christmas gift when I can drive 10 min down the road from work to pick it up for free.

You’re not getting laid on Christmas. 

20 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You’re not getting laid on Christmas. 

But his wife is.

12 hours ago, TexasEd said:

I did not know about this when I was binge watching Spinal Tap and Spinal Tap II yesterday.  Sad to hear.

Saw an interview with him and his son from a few years ago where the son is really awkward.  Came off like a meathead.

 

Obligatory:

 

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4 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

I can only think of one person Maynard and Catrina aresinging about: 

 

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You're an idiot 
You embody every bit of it 
Even set a new precedent 
Empirical

Concrete evidence 
Minimal due diligence 
We've concluded what is obvious 
You're a bunghole

Concrete evidence 
Minimal due diligence 
We've concluded what is obvious 
Bloody drongo

Your voice induces migraines 
Your presence party-poops the entire room

You're an idiot 
And a bunghole

Ooh-ooh, oh, you're 
Ooh-ooh, goddamn 
Ooh-ooh, oh, you're (your nature is pugnacious) 
Ooh-ooh, goddamn idiot

Your nature is pugnacious 
Your temperament deplorable (it leaves a residue) 
So mucous-like it leaves a residue

You're an idiot (oh) 
Goddamn idiot (oh) 
You embody every bit of it

You feel like a wet mudslide 
Obnoxious gear in overdrive 
A walking, talking (ooh-ooh, oh, you're) 
Skid mark prat (ooh-ooh, goddamn) 
A Muppet and (ooh-ooh, oh, you're) 
A twit and twat (ooh-ooh, goddamn idiot) 
That's you

 

Not his deepest lyrical genius, but I’ll take it. 

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3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Is she trying to get fired?

Fired, and primed for a book deal.

"Susie who? I never knew her. She might have taken my coat once or maybe brought me a Diet Coke when I pushed the button on my desk. Anyway she's useless. A horrible person. Bad judgment. Nobody I asked seems to remember her but they didn't like her. And frankly she was ugly. Next question. "

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Is she trying to get fired?

 

 

She is a complete mercenary and this is another indication that there is life after MAGA/Trump.

In other words, at this point she doesn't give a shit about alienating Trump because she can find other gigs.

 

“Alcoholic’s personality” Susie ought to know seeing who her daddy was. 

17 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

 

 

Warden should flip the script and just send back:

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On 8/17/2025 at 7:19 PM, wood said:

And for the Riley Gaines fans out there ...

Was really surprised to see she doesn't have her own dedicated thread.  Anyway, if you needed another reason to hate Nebraska:

 

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44 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

 

 

 

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44 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

"Susie who? I never knew her. She might have taken my coat once or maybe brought me a Diet Coke when I pushed the button on my desk. Anyway she's useless. A horrible person. Bad judgment. Nobody I asked seems to remember her but they didn't like her. And frankly she was ugly. Next question. "

"And by the way, her dad was a horrible sports announcer."

 

 

Is there a lawyer analog to Message Board Geniuses for Peters’ lawyer?

(Too easy.)

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59 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Is she trying to get fired?

 

 

LMAO 

 

tl;dr:

  • Bondi lied about the files being on her desk (we already knew that)
  • Trump and Clinton are in the files, and there's nothing compromising about either (we also know this). She said Trump was wrong to say Clinton was at the island;
  • She said that it was Blanche's idea to interview Maxwell and that Trump didn't know she was being transferred (and he was pissed when he found out)
  • She was "aghast" at the demolition of USAID
  • there were deep divisions about tariffs and Trump did them anyway. she acknowledged the damage they have done.
  • Anything Trump says about 2028 and a third term is 100% trolling to get a rise out of people. Exact quote: "His comments about seeking an unconstitutional third term are “100 percent” about “driving people crazy.”

 

7 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

LMAO 

 

she's so fucking fired.

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tl;dr:
  • Bondi lied about the files being on her desk (we already knew that)
  • Trump and Clinton are in the files, and there's nothing compromising about either (we also know this). She said Trump was wrong to say Clinton was at the island;
  • She said that it was Blanche's idea to interview Maxwell and that Trump didn't know she was being transferred (and he was pissed when he found out)
  • She was "aghast" at the demolition of USAID
  • Anything Trump says about 2028 and a third term is 100% trolling to get a rise out of people. Exact quote: "His comments about seeking an unconstitutional third term are “100 percent” about “driving people crazy.”
she's so fucking fired.

I call complete bullshit on there being nothing compromising on Trump in those files.
2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

she's so fucking fired.

Yeah, I don't know. I thought Bondi would be let go a few months ago after the Epstein files fuckup, I was wrong. 

I think Trump firing any of these people would be admitting failure in his mind. And always declaring victory is one of his rules. 

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:


I call complete bullshit on there being nothing compromising on Trump in those files.

I should clarify that she said she saw nothing of what she has seen. She's pretty candid - that's why the spin control this morning. She burned everyone pretty badly.

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Yeah, I don't know. I thought Bondi would be let go a few months ago after the Epstein files fuckup, I was wrong. 

I think Trump firing any of these people would be admitting failure in his mind. And always declaring victory is one of his rules. 

Bondi just was incompetent trying to appease MAGA and score points. Trump trusts her and will throw Kash/Boingboing under the bus to save her.

Wiles just flat out betrayed the trust. I don't see how she can survive this.

8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

she's so fucking fired

I feel like there are recordings of her interviews.

I always love how they say he's done more in 11 months than any President in 8 years.  I feel like FDR probably accomplished more in the 8 years leading up to his death, but that's just me.

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

I feel like there are recordings of her interviews.

I always love how they say he's done more in 11 months than any President in 8 years.  I feel like FDR probably accomplished more in the 8 years leading up to his death, but that's just me.

Well if by "done" you mean "fucked shit up," then yeah maybe, probably.

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

I should clarify that she said she saw nothing of what she has seen. She's pretty candid - that's why the spin control this morning. She burned everyone pretty badly.

Bondi just was incompetent trying to appease MAGA and score points. Trump trusts her and will throw Kash/Boingboing under the bus to save her.

Wiles just flat out betrayed the trust. I don't see how she can survive this.

Still waiting for this one. Plenty of good reasons to fire them already, but nothing. 

Trump is a snake, and he knowingly hires other snakes. He is such a pathological liar that "betraying the trust" doesn't probably even register for him. Vance called him Hitler and ended up VP. My guess is he'd rather use this as another opportunity to rail on MSM and threaten lawsuits. 

Vanity Fair went nuclear with these portraits, are those filler injection sites for Leavitt?  How was this authorized LOL.

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Looks like Trump might be grabbing ol Sus by the pussy.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Is she trying to get fired?

 

 

yes, yes she is...

i've said from Day 1 that even giving him the benefit of the doubt that he's never allowed alcohol to pass his lips, Trump is absolutely a dry drunk.  it's there...10 times over.

it's kind of hard to explain to most normies, but those that know....esp those of us who were taken for a ride...know. 

and it's crystal fucking clear with Trump that this is a big part of his personality defect and co-occuring disorders.

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It would be nice if the media at large would join in and go all in and work these motherfuckers over.  Yea yea they are going to sue you but at some point it starts to look pretty fucking ridiculous if you are suing EVERYBODY.

If you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole.  If you meet assholes all day, you're the asshole.  

There is strength in numbers...nut up and realize that you dipshit media moguls.

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I'm just shocked they gave Vanity Fair this kind of access. What did they expect???

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

I'm just shocked they gave Vanity Fair this kind of access. What did they expect???

Something else going on. They aren’t this unsavvy. 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

 

 

Why isn't her lawyer under arrest for attempting to break her out of prison via fraudulent documents? I don't see much of a difference in appearing at the prison with paperwork than a gun. In both cases the lawyer knew he had zero right to demand her release.

(I realize that he's setting the steps in motion to appeal that the President does in fact have the right to pardon someone for a state crime.)

 

Just now, 956 Worldwide said:

Something else going on. They aren’t this unsavvy. 

Suspicious Kenan Thompson GIF by Saturday Night Live

Wiles got a reporter to write up a Trump PR piece under the guise of breaking a bunch of internecine gossip. She'll be fine. 

1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Something else going on. They aren’t this unsavvy. 

This thread lays it out:

 

 

 

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The instinctual mistake we continue to make with Trump and his administration is using reason and logic. I've been guilty of doing it. 

But the reality is these people simply believe they are untouchable and act accordingly. Why would they talk to Vanity Fair? Why not! It's a famous publication, they are probably personally tickled to get coverage, despite the inevitable vitriol they will spew at VF. Do you think Hegseth loses sleep at night because of SignalGate or any other possible incrimination? He's having the time of his life. Kash Patel is chartering government planes to hang out with his girlfriend. Stephen Miller is probably the most fulfilled and satisfied person in D.C. Karoline Leavitt gets off to all the attention she gets. 

For as bad as we think these people are, I think the reality is actually much worse.

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DHS: We’re dreaming of a White America just like it used to be… 

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the rest of the developed world is going to leave us behind faster than we can blink.

 

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Yeah, I don't know. I thought Bondi would be let go a few months ago after the Epstein files fuckup, I was wrong. 

I think Trump firing any of these people would be admitting failure in his mind. And always declaring victory is one of his rules. 

 

In Trump I, he could justify firing someone in his mind because they weren't sufficiently loyal, in his view.

In Trump II, everyone is fucking loyal.  They bend over backwards to show how loyal they are.  Shit, his cabinet meetings are a suck-fest to show who is the most loyal that day.  In other words, he isn't firing anyone, no matter what they do, because loyalty.

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

Big "so-and-so is the coach of our football team and has my full confidence" energy

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