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19 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Ha. Similar experience here. I was in maybe 8th or 9th grade and visiting my dad’s family one summer. They lived in a tiny farm town of a few hundred people. I usually hated visiting because that meant spending most of Sunday in a Baptist church with no AC. But there were hot girls in Sunday school so I was looking forward to it this time around. 

We did a Bible reading where the kids in class took turns stumbling through part of a passage, then passing it to the next kid. It got to me and I read the next few lines (it was probably something about smiting some poor bastards), making sure not to fuck up any of the inane textual bullshit so as not to look dumb in front of the ladies. When I finished, the teacher looked at me and asked “Are you a [surname]?” I answered “Yes. Why?” “Because you sure read like one.” Apparently, my family is famous for being the town literates. 

 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

38.  Unfair.  If they'd asked some more redneck-ish questions, like "how often do you hunt," and "do you eat food from gas stations," and "have you ever fallen off a boat because you were drunk," and shit like that, I'd have scored 100.

How many episodes of "Hee Haw" have you seen?

 

I got a 59, and I'm a fucking coastal liberal.   Who drives a pick-up truck. Who's dad drove a truck.  Who's changed many truck tires.

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I feel like I got some cheap points here.  Have I walked a factory floor?  I mean, yeah--when I was doing a site inspection in litigation.  Oh--and when I went on the field trip in elementary school to the Mrs. Baird's factory.  That was fucking awesome.  You got a slice of buttered bread at the end.

Have I gone fishing in the last 12 months?  I mean, yeah.  But I don't think deep-sea fishing in Mexico really gives me the working-class bona-fides they're looking for.

And I saw most of those movies because Mrs.LL has shit taste in movies, but I like to get laid.

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11 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

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I feel like I got some cheap points here.  Have I walked a factory floor?  I mean, yeah--when I was doing a site inspection in litigation.  Oh--and when I went on the field trip in elementary school to the Mrs. Baird's factory.  That was fucking awesome.  You got a slice of buttered bread at the end.

Have I gone fishing in the last 12 months?  I mean, yeah.  But I don't think deep-sea fishing in Mexico really gives me the working-class bona-fides they're looking for.

And I saw most of those movies because Mrs.LL has shit taste in movies, but I like to get laid.

Yeah, after discussing this with GOLL, I am going to take another run at it (forgot that the first several years of my life, lived in a shitty apartment.  And I've walked multiple factory floors.  And there may be another question or two that I have thought on that may be relevant).

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Posted
1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Apparently, my family is famous for being the town literates. 

Better than being the town drunks.  (Two things can be true at once, though.)

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6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

11–80: A first-generation upper-middle-class person with middle-class parents. Typical: 33.

if a few of the questions had used 'family' instead of 'friends' i would have scored higher...

but anyway, this nailed it for me lol

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"Very stupid and gullible people baffled by fact that serial, pathological liar, who told them multiple obvious and outlandish lies that they wanted to hear solely to get them to vote for him with no intention or ability to follow through on those things.....turns out to have been lying and in fact had no intention or ability to follow through on those things."

It's a long headline, but it's accurate as fuck.

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1 hour ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Had a discussion with wife last night about whether we should get the Criterion Channel.  One of us thought it was a waste of money and we watch too much tv already.

That's kind of a blue-collar discussion.

 

It's the only streaming service legitimately worth having, and it's cheaper than like almost all of them!

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1 hour ago, Foosters said:

 

Tomi is outraged

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Tomi Lahren crashes out about Argentenian beef being imported, f*cking over American cattlemen

A quick search and I learned she comes from a multi generation ranching family. 

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i think their moving plan is to stop the medicare and va disability checks due to the shut down. then play the long game turning them back on, everyone needs to be re-evaluated 

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Posted
Just now, Schulz2.0 said:

I scored a 70. What do I win?

From what I understood of the survey, either dinner at Applebee's or breakfast at Waffle House.

I'd go with Waffle House if I were you.

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Posted (edited)

None of those cunts would change their vote. Trans people can’t use bathrooms and thats most important.

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Posted
3 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Oh lord.  I got a 20.  

0–20: A second-generation (or more) upper-middle-class person with the television and movie going habits of the upper middle class. Typical: 2.

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22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I'd go with Waffle House if I were you.

I've never been to a Waffle House, but there is one pretty close by.

I'm going to go ASAP to see if I can get my score up.  (I'm supposed to get waffle with PEE-cans in it, correct?) 

That, and maybe a half-hour fishing extravaganza at one of the fine tributaries to White Rock Lake. 

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All joking aside, I though the test was pretty interesting in its obviousness.  I want to a public high school in San Antonio where students came from northwest San Antonio (Leon Valley/Shavano Park) all the way out to Medina Lake.  Had one of the largest FFA clubs in the US, and lots of military brats.  I graduated and kept in touch with the college types, and lost touch with the cowboy types, who were awesome people - I wish I had done a better job of staying in touch.  I also moved to Dallas.

My brother maintained friendships with the college types and the cowboy types - he's got a much more well-rounded social base, and he lives out Bandera road a ways. 

I really am isolated, politically, as fuck.  Important to remember and remind oneself.

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2 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I've never been to a Waffle House, but there is one pretty close by.

I'm going to go ASAP to see if I can get my score up.  (I'm supposed to get waffle with PEE-cans in it, correct?) 

That, and maybe a half-hour fishing extravaganza at one of the fine tributaries to White Rock Lake. 

Last time I went to a Waffle House.....was with YGIFS (RIP).  We'd meet up periodically for a semi-ironic "Waffle House summit."  But truth be told, we also both liked the coffee and breakfast.  

Apropos of the survey subject matter, we both came from relatively humble backgrounds (working class for the most part) to achieve real professional success and eventually be members of the top whatever percent.  That's a real American demographic, but its numbers are going down, and that's a big problem on two fronts.  (1) It's a problem because you lose cross-cultural/economic perspective among the relatively upper classes.  We spend a lot of time in rooms with "the elite."  And when they didn't have perspective or understand what's up with the working class etc., it's helpful for "one of them" to be able to speak up with an "actually, here's how that looks.  And I'm here to tell you, government cheese makes FANTASTIC grilled cheese sandwiches."  But it's also a problem because (2) it's a sign of mobility.  My mother literally survived because of government assistance.  My father lucked into going to college- a state university, with absurdly cheap tuition, after growing up poor in a border town.  And I have "made it."  My children have grown up secure, with the world opened up for them.  That's the American Dream, it's the path that many followed just a couple of generations ago.  That path is not as open today.  That sucks.

We have lost mutual perspective because we've lost mobility, and make no mistake, most of that mobility was UPWARD, not downward.  It's much harder today to jump up a class.  It was never EASY, but it was much more doable.  That's bad for America.  All of America.  Some of us see that, and actually give a shit about our fellow American, even though it benefits us not in the slightest (my success will not change if Darryl from Bumfuck gets a degree and a decent job in Ft. Worth....yet I still very, very much want to see that happen for Darryl).  Others -- and they are now the dominant strain of American politics and society -- think that anything that might help Darryl in the slightest is SOCIALISM, and actually see Darryl's failure as a sign that the system they want is working.  God it's fucked up.

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13 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I've never been to a Waffle House, but there is one pretty close by.

I'm going to go ASAP to see if I can get my score up.  (I'm supposed to get waffle with PEE-cans in it, correct?) 

That, and maybe a half-hour fishing extravaganza at one of the fine tributaries to White Rock Lake. 

 

 

go and enjoy 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

All joking aside, I though the test was pretty interesting in its obviousness.  I want to a public high school in San Antonio where students came from northwest San Antonio (Leon Valley/Shavano Park) all the way out to Medina Lake.  Had one of the largest FFA clubs in the US, and lots of military brats.  I graduated and kept in touch with the college types, and lost touch with the cowboy types, who were awesome people - I wish I had done a better job of staying in touch.  I also moved to Dallas.

My brother maintained friendships with the college types and the cowboy types - he's got a much more well-rounded social base, and he lives out Bandera road a ways. 

I really am isolated, politically, as fuck.  Important to remember and remind oneself.

I learned about FFA from the yogurt shop murders documentary. I grew up in Austin in northwest hills in the 90s and found it really odd that someone who went to Lanier would have anything to with something like FFA. 

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33 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I've never been to a Waffle House, but there is one pretty close by.

I'm going to go ASAP to see if I can get my score up.  (I'm supposed to get waffle with PEE-cans in it, correct?) 

That, and maybe a half-hour fishing extravaganza at one of the fine tributaries to White Rock Lake. 


Definitely go noodling for alligator gar in the trinity

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Posted
24 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

All joking aside, I though the test was pretty interesting in its obviousness.  I want to a public high school in San Antonio where students came from northwest San Antonio (Leon Valley/Shavano Park) all the way out to Medina Lake.  Had one of the largest FFA clubs in the US, and lots of military brats.  I graduated and kept in touch with the college types, and lost touch with the cowboy types, who were awesome people - I wish I had done a better job of staying in touch.  I also moved to Dallas.

My brother maintained friendships with the college types and the cowboy types - he's got a much more well-rounded social base, and he lives out Bandera road a ways. 

I really am isolated, politically, as fuck.  Important to remember and remind oneself.

What HS? Sounds a bit like Clark — or have we already established we both went there previously.

 

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

go and enjoy 

Damn, beat me to it. Was gonna post that YT.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Marshall.  (Clark is where all the people who scored 20 or less on this test went to.) 

Not so much anymore! (Anyway, I thought we had all the Shavano Park kids. At least we did in the 80s/early 90s.)

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Yeah, that one's fake af. I think that 95% of "I voted for Trump but...." posts are fake. I don't think any trump voter is second guessing anything, they got the culture war they wanted, and they are more than happy to bask in lib tears as they go broke.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Go fuck yourself, farmer, that's what you voted for. 

Did you get to the part where he hopes that Antarctica and Mars start buying his splorn?

I'm sorry splorn crop, but you're fucked
 

Posted
4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Not so much anymore! (Anyway, I thought we had all the Shavano Park kids. At least we did in the 80s/early 90s.)

You did.  I was at Marshall when they finished Clark.  My junior year was the year we split.

You guys got everyone on that side of 1-10 as well as some on our side as well.

Lost some mighty fine talent to Clark.

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