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4 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

i got banned from the winstar valet last weekend.   hits really close to home!  

That poor valet just dropped a ticket. Now he needs theraapy.

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Posted
1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

Go on. 

lol, ok.  For years valet has been comped do to the wife and her addiction to that shit.   We pull up and most times are greeted by name.  She shows her players card and I give them my cell number since im mostly the driver.   They will immediately send a text to respond to when you are ready for your vehicle.   A few hours later it's time to go.  I respond to text and immediately get automated response that we owe 20 bucks instead of the usual your vehicle will be here in 5 to 10 min.  I go over to the valet ticket counter inside and ask what's going on.  This little motherfucker manning the booth bowed up and said it's always been that way and we will need to pay to get our car.   I responded nope not paying.   He tried to argue and I shut him down pretty quick.  He then ask if I wanted to speak to a supervisor.  I said "absofuckinglutely I do" and walked off to get my wife's players card because I knew they were going to need it eventually.   We come back to the counter and there is a female supervisor.  I ask her what was going on and she said we needed to pay, where is your ticket and players club.   I put them on the counter she grabbed them stamped paid on the ticket and told me that if I ever cuss one of her employees again I was banned.  I told her that I didn't cuss anyone.   Immediately that guy popped around the corner, tears in his eyes, lips shivering and said, "you said absofuckinglutely".  I responded, you ask me a question.   I grabbed my valet ticket looked at him and said you are a pussy.  Last thing I heard was that women yelling "you're banned, you're banned".   Another supervisor brought the car around and told me the same.  lol.   

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Posted
38 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

lol, ok.  For years valet has been comped do to the wife and her addiction to that shit.   We pull up and most times are greeted by name.  She shows her players card and I give them my cell number since im mostly the driver.   They will immediately send a text to respond to when you are ready for your vehicle.   A few hours later it's time to go.  I respond to text and immediately get automated response that we owe 20 bucks instead of the usual your vehicle will be here in 5 to 10 min.  I go over to the valet ticket counter inside and ask what's going on.  This little motherfucker manning the booth bowed up and said it's always been that way and we will need to pay to get our car.   I responded nope not paying.   He tried to argue and I shut him down pretty quick.  He then ask if I wanted to speak to a supervisor.  I said "absofuckinglutely I do" and walked off to get my wife's players card because I knew they were going to need it eventually.   We come back to the counter and there is a female supervisor.  I ask her what was going on and she said we needed to pay, where is your ticket and players club.   I put them on the counter she grabbed them stamped paid on the ticket and told me that if I ever cuss one of her employees again I was banned.  I told her that I didn't cuss anyone.   Immediately that guy popped around the corner, tears in his eyes, lips shivering and said, "you said absofuckinglutely".  I responded, you ask me a question.   I grabbed my valet ticket looked at him and said you are a pussy.  Last thing I heard was that women yelling "you're banned, you're banned".   Another supervisor brought the car around and told me the same.  lol.   

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Posted
29 minutes ago, Atticus said:

There’s no valor to be gained from shitting on ants. It’s like beating a child


It’s a fun story to tell when drunk though

Adrian Peterson is in the HOUSE!

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Posted
37 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I liked the part about the quivering lip and crying out, “You said, ‘Absofuckinglutely!’”  It gave it an extra layer of texture.

He was probably a strong, burly valet attendant, straight out of central casting.  Called him sir!

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1 hour ago, MontereyMX said:

lol, ok.  For years valet has been comped do to the wife and her addiction to that shit.   We pull up and most times are greeted by name.  She shows her players card and I give them my cell number since im mostly the driver.   They will immediately send a text to respond to when you are ready for your vehicle.   A few hours later it's time to go.  I respond to text and immediately get automated response that we owe 20 bucks instead of the usual your vehicle will be here in 5 to 10 min.  I go over to the valet ticket counter inside and ask what's going on.  This little motherfucker manning the booth bowed up and said it's always been that way and we will need to pay to get our car.   I responded nope not paying.   He tried to argue and I shut him down pretty quick.  He then ask if I wanted to speak to a supervisor.  I said "absofuckinglutely I do" and walked off to get my wife's players card because I knew they were going to need it eventually.   We come back to the counter and there is a female supervisor.  I ask her what was going on and she said we needed to pay, where is your ticket and players club.   I put them on the counter she grabbed them stamped paid on the ticket and told me that if I ever cuss one of her employees again I was banned.  I told her that I didn't cuss anyone.   Immediately that guy popped around the corner, tears in his eyes, lips shivering and said, "you said absofuckinglutely".  I responded, you ask me a question.   I grabbed my valet ticket looked at him and said you are a pussy.  Last thing I heard was that women yelling "you're banned, you're banned".   Another supervisor brought the car around and told me the same.  lol.   

mom day GIF
 

 

i did chuckle at the dude crying about “absofuckinglutely” though.

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Posted
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

thought it was a lovely story, and you tell it so well. 

Yeah, no idea how I got 16 English/lit hours. 
 

actually I’d guess it was the wife that got the ban, it was her card.  Had some explaining to to do 

6 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

mom day GIF

thanks! 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I really love venting my spleen at underpaid service workers so this hits close to home. Awesome tangent. 

Larry David Sigh GIF by Curb Your Enthusiasm

I bussed tables for a year in college and spent a summer at a plant on the ship channel as a general laborer. I’d have killed to get a job as a valet. Underpaid? Sign 19 year old CTJ up.

 

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

What was it Franzese said? "Treat People Right," I believe. Valet story seems like a lose-lose on that front. No Archmania, either.

 

You can learn a lot about a person based on how they treat service people

No offense to MontereyMx, but it gives off "I get to have the last word" vibes. 

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3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I bussed tables for a year in college and spent a summer at a plant on the ship channel as a general laborer. I’d have killed to get a job as a valet. Underpaid? Sign 19 year old CTJ up.

 

Old friend - in every way - a guy with enormous amounts of cashola in hand, once told me that the second-best job he ever had was Doorman at a high-rolling Atlantic City hotel. He knew all the big shots' names, always greeted them effusively and treated their "nieces" with great respect.

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I was a valet at the Marriott downtown the summer of 1995. Memories include but are not limited to, Nate Newton calling a cab early one morning for a, ahem, professional who had shared a room with him the night before, and an extremely drunk Captain Harris from Police Academy (the dickhead) fetching his car and driving away hammered. It was a great job.

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51 minutes ago, Js1 said:

You can learn a lot about a person based on how they treat service people

No offense to MontereyMx, but it gives off "I get to have the last word" vibes. 

no offense taken, completely agree 

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"Who you are some of the time is who you are all of the time."
              --Steve Sarkisian (and others)

But some of the time I’m a drunken slob who will watch 12 hours of college football in one day.
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Posted
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

and an extremely drunk Captain Harris from Police Academy (the dickhead) fetching his car and driving away hammered. It was a great job.

Small world. He drove me and some friends home from a bar in Houston in a rent car while he was fairly drunk. 

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34 minutes ago, Red Five said:


But some of the time I’m a drunken slob who will watch 12 hours of college football in one day.

You mean 5 months of the year? 

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Posted
3 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

lol, ok.  For years valet has been comped do to the wife and her addiction to that shit.   We pull up and most times are greeted by name.  She shows her players card and I give them my cell number since im mostly the driver.   They will immediately send a text to respond to when you are ready for your vehicle.   A few hours later it's time to go.  I respond to text and immediately get automated response that we owe 20 bucks instead of the usual your vehicle will be here in 5 to 10 min.  I go over to the valet ticket counter inside and ask what's going on.  This little motherfucker manning the booth bowed up and said it's always been that way and we will need to pay to get our car.   I responded nope not paying.   He tried to argue and I shut him down pretty quick.  He then ask if I wanted to speak to a supervisor.  I said "absofuckinglutely I do" and walked off to get my wife's players card because I knew they were going to need it eventually.   We come back to the counter and there is a female supervisor.  I ask her what was going on and she said we needed to pay, where is your ticket and players club.   I put them on the counter she grabbed them stamped paid on the ticket and told me that if I ever cuss one of her employees again I was banned.  I told her that I didn't cuss anyone.   Immediately that guy popped around the corner, tears in his eyes, lips shivering and said, "you said absofuckinglutely".  I responded, you ask me a question.   I grabbed my valet ticket looked at him and said you are a pussy.  Last thing I heard was that women yelling "you're banned, you're banned".   Another supervisor brought the car around and told me the same.  lol.   

See kids. This is how you absofuckinglutely NOT humble brag.

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Posted
There’s no valor to be gained from shitting on ants. It’s like beating a child

It’s a fun story to tell when drunk though

You trying to get Adrian Petersons attention?
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Posted
21 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


You trying to get Adrian Petersons attention?

The other guy beat you to the joke. I could have used a better comparison though. 

The point is, pick on someone who can put up an actual fight. 

Posted
2 hours ago, Da Fino said:

Small world. He drove me and some friends home from a bar in Houston in a rent car while he was fairly drunk. 

He was extraordinarily drunk. So drunk I asked the manager, "Um, we can't let him drive, can we?". He just shrugged and said go get his keys. Off he went. 

Posted
4 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Old friend - in every way - a guy with enormous amounts of cashola in hand, once told me that the second-best job he ever had was Doorman at a high-rolling Atlantic City hotel. He knew all the big shots' names, always greeted them effusively and treated their "nieces" with great respect.

Mark me down as never having relations with a mafia boss’ daughter or niece. 

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